Here's hoping the owner has some John Wick skills.
TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer.
(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
February 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Here's hoping the owner has some John Wick skills.
I work in an office with over 100 people. I'm literally the only one here today (weather also a factor). I don't know where any light switches are.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I work in an office with over 100 people. I'm literally the only one here today (weather also a factor). I don't know where any light switches are.
How I arrived on Bluesky
April 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
How I arrived on Bluesky
Checking my work email after a vacation.
February 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Checking my work email after a vacation.
Many people are saying that if you have more followers than Jesus (12), then you're going to Hell.
December 7, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Many people are saying that if you have more followers than Jesus (12), then you're going to Hell.
Target's Kris K. ads are more of an assault on Christmas than anything The Woke™ have ever done.
December 7, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Target's Kris K. ads are more of an assault on Christmas than anything The Woke™ have ever done.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
November 28, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
If RFK Jr replaces fluoride with electrolytes, then we need to give Mike Judge an Academy Award.
November 17, 2024 at 3:26 AM
If RFK Jr replaces fluoride with electrolytes, then we need to give Mike Judge an Academy Award.
Find me on the "unimpressive men who are trying their best" list.
November 16, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Find me on the "unimpressive men who are trying their best" list.
Reposted by ChadCham
How I’m pulling up to bluesky
November 14, 2024 at 6:10 AM
How I’m pulling up to bluesky
I know I'm getting older because those Skechers slide-ins are starting to look very appealing.
November 14, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I know I'm getting older because those Skechers slide-ins are starting to look very appealing.
EXT. BACKYARD - NIGHT (WITH DOG)
ME: (To the tune of Bob Seger's 'Night Moves') Workin on our night poops.
Trying to get you to take a deuce.
Workin on our night poops.
In the wintertime.
ME: (To the tune of Bob Seger's 'Night Moves') Workin on our night poops.
Trying to get you to take a deuce.
Workin on our night poops.
In the wintertime.
November 14, 2024 at 1:44 AM
EXT. BACKYARD - NIGHT (WITH DOG)
ME: (To the tune of Bob Seger's 'Night Moves') Workin on our night poops.
Trying to get you to take a deuce.
Workin on our night poops.
In the wintertime.
ME: (To the tune of Bob Seger's 'Night Moves') Workin on our night poops.
Trying to get you to take a deuce.
Workin on our night poops.
In the wintertime.
Describe football in the wrongest way you can.
Me:
Me:
October 31, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Describe football in the wrongest way you can.
Me:
Me:
When you go to a college house party at 33 years old, the walk of shame is on the way there.
February 6, 2024 at 10:51 PM
When you go to a college house party at 33 years old, the walk of shame is on the way there.