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A girl knows nothing. She's just trying to figure stuff out.
Sometimes she also listens to press conferences and reads long reports so you don't have to.
Sometimes she also listens to press conferences and reads long reports so you don't have to.
Is ICE a socialist program to hire otherwise unemployable people?
Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles.
Absolutely vile.
Absolutely vile.
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Is ICE a socialist program to hire otherwise unemployable people?
Russia does death by window. China disappears people. North Korea hires foreigners to do poisoning. All for plausible deniability.
ICE just straight up shoots people in broad daylight, surrounded by witnesses and cameras, then lies about it. It's like Trump doesn't even want to govern.
ICE just straight up shoots people in broad daylight, surrounded by witnesses and cameras, then lies about it. It's like Trump doesn't even want to govern.
January 8, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Russia does death by window. China disappears people. North Korea hires foreigners to do poisoning. All for plausible deniability.
ICE just straight up shoots people in broad daylight, surrounded by witnesses and cameras, then lies about it. It's like Trump doesn't even want to govern.
ICE just straight up shoots people in broad daylight, surrounded by witnesses and cameras, then lies about it. It's like Trump doesn't even want to govern.
Does a NATO member get kicked out of the alliance if it starts shooting its own citizens?
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Does a NATO member get kicked out of the alliance if it starts shooting its own citizens?
Saw a statue called "Napoleon as Mars the Peacemaker." Napoleon himself commissioned it. Apparently warmongers calling themselves peacemakers is a thing. Let's call it the Trump-Napoleon Delusion Syndrome. It would make our emperor happy to have his name on it.
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Saw a statue called "Napoleon as Mars the Peacemaker." Napoleon himself commissioned it. Apparently warmongers calling themselves peacemakers is a thing. Let's call it the Trump-Napoleon Delusion Syndrome. It would make our emperor happy to have his name on it.
In the aftermath of hurricane Maria, Trump didn't want FEMA to spend money rebuilding "poor, dirty" Puerto Rico. Instead, he pressed the Department of Homeland Security to trade Puerto Rico and its 3 million American citizens for Greenland.
He is serious. This is not a joke. This is not a drill.
He is serious. This is not a joke. This is not a drill.
“Donald Trump has been quietly plotting the seizure of Greenland in some way, shape, or form for nearly eight years. We listened to his private rants about it in the first term, but we weren’t willing to carry out a takeover of an allied nation on his behalf.”
www.defiance.news/p/why-i-warn...
www.defiance.news/p/why-i-warn...
Why I warned about Greenland
Eight years ago, Trump told us in private he wanted to take over the European island — a move that could upend the Western world.
www.defiance.news
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
In the aftermath of hurricane Maria, Trump didn't want FEMA to spend money rebuilding "poor, dirty" Puerto Rico. Instead, he pressed the Department of Homeland Security to trade Puerto Rico and its 3 million American citizens for Greenland.
He is serious. This is not a joke. This is not a drill.
He is serious. This is not a joke. This is not a drill.
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What do Greenland, Honduras, Venezuela, and Nigeria have in common? The “network state” cabal—which includes Peter Thiel, Marc Andreessen, & Joe Lonsdale—has been circling them like vultures. 1/
December 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What do Greenland, Honduras, Venezuela, and Nigeria have in common? The “network state” cabal—which includes Peter Thiel, Marc Andreessen, & Joe Lonsdale—has been circling them like vultures. 1/
Trump didn't tell Congress but told his friends. Paul Singer, Trump donor, is making billions from what just happened in Venezuela.
Meet Paul Singer, the Billionaire Trump Megadonor Set to Make a Killing on Venezuela Oil | Common Dreams
Trump megadonor Paul Singer bought Citgo, the US subsidiary of Venezuela's state oil company, at a rock-bottom price last month. Now, the hedge fund "vulture" is expected to make a killing from Trump'...
www.commondreams.org
January 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Trump didn't tell Congress but told his friends. Paul Singer, Trump donor, is making billions from what just happened in Venezuela.
Does Trump read intelligence briefings?
Should he maybe have to watch Narcos before invading a Latin American country?
Should he maybe have to watch Narcos before invading a Latin American country?
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Does Trump read intelligence briefings?
Should he maybe have to watch Narcos before invading a Latin American country?
Should he maybe have to watch Narcos before invading a Latin American country?
Subsidized healthcare is too anti-capitalist.
But Big Oil gets a free top-notch military.
Survival of the fittest is why we kill people to resurrect outdated technologies.
But Big Oil gets a free top-notch military.
Survival of the fittest is why we kill people to resurrect outdated technologies.
January 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Subsidized healthcare is too anti-capitalist.
But Big Oil gets a free top-notch military.
Survival of the fittest is why we kill people to resurrect outdated technologies.
But Big Oil gets a free top-notch military.
Survival of the fittest is why we kill people to resurrect outdated technologies.
I was American, studying abroad, walking all over Budapest without a map, looking for a NY bagel place because I was missing home so much.
Now I'm European, looking up how to boycott the US, because it has just become the number one threat to humanity's survival. How did we get here?
Now I'm European, looking up how to boycott the US, because it has just become the number one threat to humanity's survival. How did we get here?
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I was American, studying abroad, walking all over Budapest without a map, looking for a NY bagel place because I was missing home so much.
Now I'm European, looking up how to boycott the US, because it has just become the number one threat to humanity's survival. How did we get here?
Now I'm European, looking up how to boycott the US, because it has just become the number one threat to humanity's survival. How did we get here?
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Venezuela has oil.
Greenland has rare Earth minerals.
Luckily Iceland has only volcanoes, glaciers, and very average cricketers.
Greenland has rare Earth minerals.
Luckily Iceland has only volcanoes, glaciers, and very average cricketers.
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Venezuela has oil.
Greenland has rare Earth minerals.
Luckily Iceland has only volcanoes, glaciers, and very average cricketers.
Greenland has rare Earth minerals.
Luckily Iceland has only volcanoes, glaciers, and very average cricketers.
It's incredulous that the dumbass trio of Trump, Hegseth and Rubio don't know the difference between a surgical strike and taking over a country.
What, they think Venezuelans will just surrender to an American-installed puppet like Americans surrendered to a Russian-installed puppet?
What, they think Venezuelans will just surrender to an American-installed puppet like Americans surrendered to a Russian-installed puppet?
January 4, 2026 at 12:17 PM
It's incredulous that the dumbass trio of Trump, Hegseth and Rubio don't know the difference between a surgical strike and taking over a country.
What, they think Venezuelans will just surrender to an American-installed puppet like Americans surrendered to a Russian-installed puppet?
What, they think Venezuelans will just surrender to an American-installed puppet like Americans surrendered to a Russian-installed puppet?
There's a beautiful full moon tonight. Worthy of a long walk.
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
There's a beautiful full moon tonight. Worthy of a long walk.
Trump: US companies are rebuilding oil infrastructure in Venezuela and will be reimbursed. Presumably by US taxpayers.
For all that military planning, there's no plan right now in terms of who will run Venezuela or how. Regime change 101.
Goodbye, international order. Was good while it lasted.
For all that military planning, there's no plan right now in terms of who will run Venezuela or how. Regime change 101.
Goodbye, international order. Was good while it lasted.
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Trump: US companies are rebuilding oil infrastructure in Venezuela and will be reimbursed. Presumably by US taxpayers.
For all that military planning, there's no plan right now in terms of who will run Venezuela or how. Regime change 101.
Goodbye, international order. Was good while it lasted.
For all that military planning, there's no plan right now in terms of who will run Venezuela or how. Regime change 101.
Goodbye, international order. Was good while it lasted.
Does anyone know what visa Maduro and his wife will enter the US under? Is there a category specifically for alleged criminals the US wants to try? Is there a time limit? Does it count as legal immigration if they are taken to the US by the US government against their will?
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Does anyone know what visa Maduro and his wife will enter the US under? Is there a category specifically for alleged criminals the US wants to try? Is there a time limit? Does it count as legal immigration if they are taken to the US by the US government against their will?
There goes the venerable FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
There goes the venerable FIFA Peace Prize.
"The truth does not require your participation in order to exist. Bullshit does."
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
"The truth does not require your participation in order to exist. Bullshit does."
I was going to say something about something. But it's 2026 and I'm done explaining basic things to people who can also think.
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I was going to say something about something. But it's 2026 and I'm done explaining basic things to people who can also think.
Trump has taken over the DC golf courses from the National Links Trust, the non-profit restoring, operating, and preserving historic municipal golf courses as affordable, community-oriented public assets. This, after blackmailing them into taking asbestos-laden debris from the East Wing.
December 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Trump has taken over the DC golf courses from the National Links Trust, the non-profit restoring, operating, and preserving historic municipal golf courses as affordable, community-oriented public assets. This, after blackmailing them into taking asbestos-laden debris from the East Wing.
Why isn't Katie Miller staying home and raising babies if it's such a good gig?
Normally I'd ask why we're giving even more airwave to these mouth breathers but Katie Miller is a walking, talking dis-advertisement for herself. No one *wants* to be Katie Miller. Probably not even Katie Miller.
Normally I'd ask why we're giving even more airwave to these mouth breathers but Katie Miller is a walking, talking dis-advertisement for herself. No one *wants* to be Katie Miller. Probably not even Katie Miller.
as an aside i am fascinated by this whole effort to make katie miller a thing. she’s incredibly off-putting and totally vacant behind the eyes!
“Woman Enjoying Career Literally Made Possible by Feminism Declares Feminism a Failure”
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Why isn't Katie Miller staying home and raising babies if it's such a good gig?
Normally I'd ask why we're giving even more airwave to these mouth breathers but Katie Miller is a walking, talking dis-advertisement for herself. No one *wants* to be Katie Miller. Probably not even Katie Miller.
Normally I'd ask why we're giving even more airwave to these mouth breathers but Katie Miller is a walking, talking dis-advertisement for herself. No one *wants* to be Katie Miller. Probably not even Katie Miller.
The female pufferfish gets an artistic engineer working nonstop looking after her babies.
Female humans get dismissed having needs.
Other species rise up to the occasion. Ours lecture women into having lower standards. And then talk about survival of the fittest.
Why did we leave the ocean?
Female humans get dismissed having needs.
Other species rise up to the occasion. Ours lecture women into having lower standards. And then talk about survival of the fittest.
Why did we leave the ocean?
Pufferfish Builds Sand Sculpture for Mating
YouTube video by Nature on PBS
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December 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The female pufferfish gets an artistic engineer working nonstop looking after her babies.
Female humans get dismissed having needs.
Other species rise up to the occasion. Ours lecture women into having lower standards. And then talk about survival of the fittest.
Why did we leave the ocean?
Female humans get dismissed having needs.
Other species rise up to the occasion. Ours lecture women into having lower standards. And then talk about survival of the fittest.
Why did we leave the ocean?
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WHY ARE WE IGNORING THIS?!!!😡😡😡
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
WHY ARE WE IGNORING THIS?!!!😡😡😡
Can we incorporate Donald Trump as his own broadcast network, and then revoke his license?
It’s called the First Amendment.
You used it as your defense to incite an insurrection.
Given your advancing dementia, look it up or have someone explain it to you.
You used it as your defense to incite an insurrection.
Given your advancing dementia, look it up or have someone explain it to you.
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Can we incorporate Donald Trump as his own broadcast network, and then revoke his license?