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A girl knows nothing. She's just trying to figure stuff out.
Hanoi -> DC -> London. Financial analyst.
Hanoi -> DC -> London. Financial analyst.
I didn't understand it, when my boyfriend broke up with me because he just couldn't believe how well the relationship was working.
I guess he was just an establishment Democrat.
I guess he was just an establishment Democrat.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I didn't understand it, when my boyfriend broke up with me because he just couldn't believe how well the relationship was working.
I guess he was just an establishment Democrat.
I guess he was just an establishment Democrat.
Quiz. Which country has a government that invests in nuclear weapons while openly starving its population?
A. North Korea
B. The United States
The answer is B. North Korea doesn't starve its population openly. The government makes an effort to hide its failure to feed all its people.
A. North Korea
B. The United States
The answer is B. North Korea doesn't starve its population openly. The government makes an effort to hide its failure to feed all its people.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Quiz. Which country has a government that invests in nuclear weapons while openly starving its population?
A. North Korea
B. The United States
The answer is B. North Korea doesn't starve its population openly. The government makes an effort to hide its failure to feed all its people.
A. North Korea
B. The United States
The answer is B. North Korea doesn't starve its population openly. The government makes an effort to hide its failure to feed all its people.
ICE is taking US citizens' passports and engagement rings. And not returning them.
Nazis from 1930s Germany would say, this has gone too far.
If they can rob people of legal paperwork, they can strip people of legal status. It doesn't matter if you're a citizen if you can't prove it.
Nazis from 1930s Germany would say, this has gone too far.
If they can rob people of legal paperwork, they can strip people of legal status. It doesn't matter if you're a citizen if you can't prove it.
ICE is keeping folks' jewelry, passports, valuables. What you need to know.
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
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November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
ICE is taking US citizens' passports and engagement rings. And not returning them.
Nazis from 1930s Germany would say, this has gone too far.
If they can rob people of legal paperwork, they can strip people of legal status. It doesn't matter if you're a citizen if you can't prove it.
Nazis from 1930s Germany would say, this has gone too far.
If they can rob people of legal paperwork, they can strip people of legal status. It doesn't matter if you're a citizen if you can't prove it.
Wow, millions of people turned out to give Democrats a blue wave, only to be betrayed within the week.
We don't have a party in power and an opposition party. We have a destroy-everything party and a do-nothing party. Neither deserves a vote.
We don't have a party in power and an opposition party. We have a destroy-everything party and a do-nothing party. Neither deserves a vote.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Wow, millions of people turned out to give Democrats a blue wave, only to be betrayed within the week.
We don't have a party in power and an opposition party. We have a destroy-everything party and a do-nothing party. Neither deserves a vote.
We don't have a party in power and an opposition party. We have a destroy-everything party and a do-nothing party. Neither deserves a vote.
Mamdani is a normal European politician. His policies are things that have been implemented and taken for granted in parts of the world.
There's nothing radical about his policies. The US is far, far behind in making things work for people.
There's nothing radical about his policies. The US is far, far behind in making things work for people.
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Mamdani is a normal European politician. His policies are things that have been implemented and taken for granted in parts of the world.
There's nothing radical about his policies. The US is far, far behind in making things work for people.
There's nothing radical about his policies. The US is far, far behind in making things work for people.
Trump is the kind of tyrant that should only be allowed to run an HOA.
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Trump is the kind of tyrant that should only be allowed to run an HOA.
I love you
We hold these truths to be self-evident
We the People
Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt
The most important words in the English language.
We hold these truths to be self-evident
We the People
Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt
The most important words in the English language.
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I love you
We hold these truths to be self-evident
We the People
Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt
The most important words in the English language.
We hold these truths to be self-evident
We the People
Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt
The most important words in the English language.
Did they just label everything in the White House so Trump doesn't get lost? In big gold letters so he'll read them?
I need someone to tell me that this is not real
That the most important building in America has not been turned into a sleazy 80s AC casino
That the most important building in America has not been turned into a sleazy 80s AC casino
November 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Did they just label everything in the White House so Trump doesn't get lost? In big gold letters so he'll read them?
That's my identity crisis solved. I'm not American any more.
“He’s having a seizure and they’re trying to rip the baby out of her hands”
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That's my identity crisis solved. I'm not American any more.
Who needs food or healthcare or education or democracy when you can be skinny and pretty on the outside.
They don't have bread? Let them eat cake. Or in this case, let them take Ozempic.
They don't have bread? Let them eat cake. Or in this case, let them take Ozempic.
Trump unveils a deal to expand coverage and lower costs on the obesity drugs Wegovy and Zepbound.
Trump unveils deal to expand coverage and lower costs on obesity drugs
President Donald Trump has unveiled a deal with drugmakers Eli Lilly and Novo Nordisk to expand coverage and reduce prices for their popular obesity treatments Zepbound and Wegovy.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who needs food or healthcare or education or democracy when you can be skinny and pretty on the outside.
They don't have bread? Let them eat cake. Or in this case, let them take Ozempic.
They don't have bread? Let them eat cake. Or in this case, let them take Ozempic.
Please, can someone explain to me, what the fuck is wrong with white people?
Last night’s electoral successes happened in spite of white voters, not because of them.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Please, can someone explain to me, what the fuck is wrong with white people?
My leader
Michelle Obama On Sending A Message With Fashion And Living In "The People's House"
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 AM
My leader
The US government owes me therapy.
LA: “They took a US citizen father out and left a toddler in the backseat. Two heavily armed border patrol agents got in that car and drove the child and the vehicle away.”
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
November 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The US government owes me therapy.
Trump outdid himself again. When he said we'd spend less on food, he meant 100% less.
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Trump outdid himself again. When he said we'd spend less on food, he meant 100% less.
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Tonight's vibe. 🇺🇸💙💙💙
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Tonight's vibe. 🇺🇸💙💙💙
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Usha Vance hasn't fully Maga-fied herself yet. Is she having moments of doubt? | Arwa Mahdawi
Usha Vance hasn't fully Maga-fied herself yet. Is she having moments of doubt? | Arwa Mahdawi
The second lady is no victim – she has been a major force in JD’s meteoric rise. But as a former Democrat, what does she really think of the political world she’s landed in?
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Usha Vance hasn't fully Maga-fied herself yet. Is she having moments of doubt? | Arwa Mahdawi
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This chimes with what I've been hearing.
“Our negotiators had never seen this before in any international talks. People being summoned to the U.S. Embassy in London — intimidation, threats of cessation of business, threats of family members losing visas."
“Our negotiators had never seen this before in any international talks. People being summoned to the U.S. Embassy in London — intimidation, threats of cessation of business, threats of family members losing visas."
US accused of threatening EU diplomats during bid to kill green shipping rules
Negotiators at shipping talks in London were told both they and their countries could be punished unless they voted with the U.S.
www.politico.eu
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 AM
This chimes with what I've been hearing.
“Our negotiators had never seen this before in any international talks. People being summoned to the U.S. Embassy in London — intimidation, threats of cessation of business, threats of family members losing visas."
“Our negotiators had never seen this before in any international talks. People being summoned to the U.S. Embassy in London — intimidation, threats of cessation of business, threats of family members losing visas."
"Trans" and "immigrants" are the modern-day equivalents of 17th-century witches. They are members of the community made into outsiders by people who cannot face their own identity issues.
Why you gotta burn people instead of sitting with yourself?
Why you gotta burn people instead of sitting with yourself?
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"Trans" and "immigrants" are the modern-day equivalents of 17th-century witches. They are members of the community made into outsiders by people who cannot face their own identity issues.
Why you gotta burn people instead of sitting with yourself?
Why you gotta burn people instead of sitting with yourself?
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Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
An accurate assessment of JD Vance.
He's about a likable as an advanced case of syphilis. The screeches of a deranged peacock are less offensive to the ears than the couchophile's weird fits of giggling. Vance is the human equivalent of a yeast infection.
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
An accurate assessment of JD Vance.
All Trump policies can be summed up in one word, discrimination. To perpetuate unfair advantages. They are anti-competitive.
Firing minorities? Discrimination. Tariffs? Discrimination.
Fair, healthy competition makes us better. Enriches us. In this case, Trump followers impoverish themselves.
Firing minorities? Discrimination. Tariffs? Discrimination.
Fair, healthy competition makes us better. Enriches us. In this case, Trump followers impoverish themselves.
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
All Trump policies can be summed up in one word, discrimination. To perpetuate unfair advantages. They are anti-competitive.
Firing minorities? Discrimination. Tariffs? Discrimination.
Fair, healthy competition makes us better. Enriches us. In this case, Trump followers impoverish themselves.
Firing minorities? Discrimination. Tariffs? Discrimination.
Fair, healthy competition makes us better. Enriches us. In this case, Trump followers impoverish themselves.
Did South Korea give Trump a gold crown because it was cheaper than a sack of cash?
Did they do it in the open to shirk anti-bribery laws (theirs, not ours)?
Asians like to give symbolic gifts. Did they go for something literal to say, I can see you're old and tacky?
Did they do it in the open to shirk anti-bribery laws (theirs, not ours)?
Asians like to give symbolic gifts. Did they go for something literal to say, I can see you're old and tacky?
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Did South Korea give Trump a gold crown because it was cheaper than a sack of cash?
Did they do it in the open to shirk anti-bribery laws (theirs, not ours)?
Asians like to give symbolic gifts. Did they go for something literal to say, I can see you're old and tacky?
Did they do it in the open to shirk anti-bribery laws (theirs, not ours)?
Asians like to give symbolic gifts. Did they go for something literal to say, I can see you're old and tacky?
Now that I've seen 4 men rob the Louvre in 7 minutes, I will never again believe any man when he tells me he cannot do something.
And now that we've all seen a few people rob the American people blind in 9 months, don't believe they can't reopen government and fix healthcare and end hunger. Pffft.
And now that we've all seen a few people rob the American people blind in 9 months, don't believe they can't reopen government and fix healthcare and end hunger. Pffft.
October 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Now that I've seen 4 men rob the Louvre in 7 minutes, I will never again believe any man when he tells me he cannot do something.
And now that we've all seen a few people rob the American people blind in 9 months, don't believe they can't reopen government and fix healthcare and end hunger. Pffft.
And now that we've all seen a few people rob the American people blind in 9 months, don't believe they can't reopen government and fix healthcare and end hunger. Pffft.