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Finally! Someone's thinking of the CEOs!

#CEOLivesMatter

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/new-crisis...
New Crisis Hotline for CEOs?
Governor of New York wants to protect CEOs
www.kenklippenstein.com
I just want to go on the record as saying *I* was the world first trillionaire CEO no matter what any upstart claims.

Me. ME. MEEE!!!!!!

It matters. It was me first.

#CEOLivesMatter

PS and I have the biggest EVERYTHING!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
not parody

Reddit user kenistod has made DON'T OBEY FROG poster images available for download (png/pdf/svg) in the comments of this post about the posters in Portland

www.reddit.com/r/chaoticgoo...
October 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
not parody

Just how evil do you have to be to literally BURN FOOD instead of giving it to hungry people?

How long will we stand for this?!
"Five months into its unprecedented dismantling of foreign-aid programs, the Trump administration has given the order to incinerate food instead of sending it to people who need it"
@hana-kiros.bsky.social, on spending $130,000 to burn food worth $800,000
www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...
The Trump Administration Is About to Incinerate 500 Tons of Emergency Food
Federal workers warned for months that the high-energy biscuits would go to waste.
www.theatlantic.com
July 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
not parody, amazingly

The Ministry of Truth has a patriotic message for you! Watch it! Love it! Get yer maga off to it! (Dept of Interior propaganda)

Hotdogs! Screamin' eagles! Hulk Hogan! Two-fisted jerk off dancing!

North Korea style official US gov messaging

m.youtube.com/watch?v=AmMQ...
Inside Interior | July 4, 2025
YouTube video by US Department of the Interior
m.youtube.com
July 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
not parody

Homan's "They're not Nazis!" evokes this video perfectly

(man calls SS officer Nazi, officer is outraged)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KcYo...
It's easy to play the 'Nazi card'
YouTube video by Terijian
m.youtube.com
July 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by CEO Lives Matter
People in wheelchairs are getting arrested right now in the Russell Senate Office Building in DC. They showed up to tell Congress not to cut their Medicaid, because they cant afford health care without it. If you look closely you can see the zip ties on their hands. #WeWontGetOverLosingMedicaid
June 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reposted by CEO Lives Matter
Posting Obama with his Nobel Peace Prize for no particular reason
June 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
not parody

Happy Obama Appreciation Day!
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June 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
No Kings in America!

Available on all kinds of stuff in my shop, with lots of other designs

ceo-lives-matter.myspreadshop.com/all?listMode...
June 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
not parody

SCOTUS has allowed doge to access Social Security data on Americans - millions of us can now rest assured that the doge mfers will treat all our private data with the utmost respect and won't do anything nefarious.

Realistically, this can't be undone

apnews.com/article/doge...
Supreme Court allows DOGE team to access Social Security systems with data on millions of Americans
The Supreme Court is clearing the way for the Department of Government Efficiency to access Social Security systems containing personal data on millions of Americans.
apnews.com
June 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
not parody

Free printable images for signs/stickers - DM me for a link to a zip file of 20 images with different words

And more are coming soon!
June 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
not parody

Excellent and inspiring video of citizens chanting "Shame!" at ICE agents and forcing them to retreat and then flee! (Scroll down for the video)

www.newsweek.com/california-ice-agents-raid-restaurants-san-diego-2079799
California ICE agents surrounded by protesters chanting "shame"
Federal agents conducted a work site enforcement operation Friday evening at two Italian restaurants in San Diego.
www.newsweek.com
June 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
not my parody

Now is when we dance! Taco Man!

m.youtube.com/shorts/2s7-n...
#Trump hates his new nickname TACO so out of respect we made this song! 🌮 🕺🎶 #Kimmel
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
m.youtube.com
May 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
not parody

Great video clarifying some vocabulary points

"Don't say Christian when you mean fascist!"

www.reddit.com/r/Anarchy4Ev...
From the Anarchy4Everyone community on Reddit: Words Matter!
Explore this post and more from the Anarchy4Everyone community
www.reddit.com
May 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
not parody

A beautiful pep talk about dealing with authoritarianism

We're all in it together for the long haul!

substack.com/@dlmayfield/...
D.L. Mayfield on Substack
Here’s my pep talk after studying authoritarianism: 1). They never truly expect a long-term resistance movement bc they think people are a collection of trauma triggers who are easily controlled thru...
substack.com
May 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Maga serial killer kisses Dump's ass before execution.

Perfectly epitomizes the situation

“President Trump, keep making America great. I’m ready to go,” Glen Rogers, 62, said just before he died by lethal injection..."

thehill.com/homenews/sta...
Florida serial killer cheers Trump in his final words at execution
An accused serial killer who was executed for murder in Florida on Thursday used his final words to express support for President Trump after offering comfort to his family and his victims’ f…
thehill.com
May 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by CEO Lives Matter
#Trump and #Musk are starving people to death. #ProLifeMyAss

“Exclusive: Food rations that could supply 3.5 million people for a month are mouldering in warehouses around the world because of U.S. aid cuts and risk becoming unusable” www.reuters.com/world/us-aid...
Exclusive: US aid cuts leave food for millions mouldering in storage
The food stocks have been stuck inside four U.S. government warehouses since the Trump administration's decision in January to cut global aid programs.
www.reuters.com
May 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Reposted by CEO Lives Matter
🔥 DENIRO AT CANNES: “In my country we’re fighting like hell for the democracy we once took for granted… Art looks for truth, embraces diversity — that’s why we are a threat to autocrats and fascists.” 🇺🇸
May 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
not parody

The billionaire Mouse has done it again - adding Newsmax to Hulu

Stop giving money to fascists!

www.msn.com/en-us/entert...
MSN
www.msn.com
May 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
not parody

AOC tells the truth!

Let's save America from this regime!

www.reddit.com/r/MurderedBy...
From the MurderedByAOC community on Reddit: And yet MAGA calls her a traitor for trying to protect what they pretend to stand for.
Explore this post and more from the MurderedByAOC community
www.reddit.com
May 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
So hard to pick my favorite image!

Excellent track - Arrest the President!
The Felon and Chief
#McDope
Who ever made this is genius.
Let's share this all over bluesky.
May 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by CEO Lives Matter
Hand me my magic wand, I’m gonna try to turn these Trumpkins into a real administration. 🪄🤦🏻‍♂️🎶 #Incompetent #NewVideo #Parody
Incompetent! - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow
youtu.be
May 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Printable image for signs

Take back patriotism - don't let those maga assholes steal our country!

DM/chat me for a link to a very high resolution copy of this image for printing! Makes a great sign!

Also available on shirts, stickers etc in my shop

1/

tinyurl.com/shop-revolut...
April 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"moving toward autocracy at blinding speed"

Great thread on the FBI arrest of an immigration judge this morning
BREAKING: The constitutional crisis has arrived. We knew it was coming, just not when.
April 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM