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christine
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a heart wrapped in a body
Why does Bowen Yang feel like my friend
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Not impressed when people brag about how much horsepower their car has. Congratulations, idiot. You have one Hyundai when you could've had 600 beautiful stallions.
January 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
that moment when you’re scrolling and you try to send a photo but instead accidentally enable your camera on yourself and momentarily see the scrolling creature you are oh god
January 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
every app is doing year end wrap ups now
December 23, 2024 at 7:08 AM
ugh fine I’ll give away my best idea I just wanna know I called it when it happens

they need to make it so you can super personalize / decorate / adorn / swag your chat with someone else

like put up shared inside jokes, background pics, music, animations
December 21, 2024 at 9:05 PM
why are my friends inside my phone
December 18, 2024 at 7:26 AM
we’ve talked about the chrises but what about the ryans
December 7, 2024 at 10:31 PM
every movie is about an architect
December 7, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Why do genius and ingenious both mean “that’s pretty smart”, riddle me that
November 27, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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If you have a work meeting and no one says “orthogonal” then it wasn’t really a work meeting it was a social hour
November 2, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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holiday szn
December 25, 2023 at 9:27 PM
I know what I’m doing enough

to do the thing where I don’t know what I’m doing

it feels great
November 19, 2023 at 8:56 PM
today I realized that putting up PRs and waiting for reviews

gives me the same chemical feeling

as submitting Redecor designs and waiting for results

this goes out to the tiny Venn diagram slice of people who are software engineers AND play the interior decorating game Redecor
October 30, 2023 at 10:36 PM
i’ve been really into cucumbers lately
October 28, 2023 at 9:27 PM
I just want to sink a week into an online shopping project that I build with AI is that so much to ask

and then wear cute clothes
October 27, 2023 at 3:12 AM
ok lots of pejorative words get reclaimed

how do we make this happen for sucks
October 23, 2023 at 11:34 PM
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anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things
October 14, 2023 at 3:35 AM
why are all TikToks in the car
October 8, 2023 at 8:42 PM
heyyyy i'm here
September 29, 2023 at 5:06 AM