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failed musician / tech marketer in Austin, Texas
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born too late to have our brains melted by leaded gas. born too early for our brains to be rewired by microplastics.
chat am I unc?
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
what?
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I Think Her Party Should Be Making Statements In Her Defense And The Greater Somali Community
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
bookmarking this for future catastrophes
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
How is the follow up here not to ask him about the pardon of the largest cocaine smuggler ever convicted that happened earlier this week??
Trump on the land strikes he's planning: "If the come in through a certain country, any country ... I hear Colombia is making cocaine ... anybody doing that and selling it into our country is subject to attack"
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
this student literally wasting tens of thousands of dollars going to college. just drop out do a reactionary tiktok account or something!
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
just did the regrettable RFK Jr / Nuzzi / Lizza google search and might've ruined my Thanksgiving
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
translating the news for my interns: "chopped unc glazes nyc's new rizzler fr gng!"
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"Crawling In The Dark" by Hoobastank or basically the entire red hot chili peppers discography
In honor of me listening to "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd several times, what's a song you love that isn't very good by a band/group/artist that isn't very good either
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
has anyone asked MBS about The Line™
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Everyone loves Ana Liz Taqueria, but more people should know about Yum-Yum's hot cheeto and nacho cheese burger in Mission, Texas.
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
this would be the biggest political scandal in american history if not for the fact that the president is also deeply implicated in the biggest child sex trafficking scandal in american history.
An Emirati investment fund used a Trump-family cryptocurrency in a $2 billion deal. The cryptocurrency had been on the market for five weeks. The Emiratis tell 60 Minutes they chose World Liberty crypto for “business suitability.” cbsn.ws/4r3epvX
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm calling for a complete and total shutdown of the new york times until we figure out what the hell is going on over there
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I know it smell crazy in there
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
just let out a completely involuntary "fuck off..."
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Keep Austin Weird!

*monkey's paw curls*
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Fun night for doordash pr lmao
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
my uncle works for Rockstar and he let me and my cousin play Grand Theft Auto VI already
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
it has literally been decades since a democrat has cooked this hard in a speech
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
the line to vote at my usual polling place in Austin wrapped around the block today and there weren't any actual candidates on the ballot; it was all propositions. seems notable
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
These seems several orders of magnitude worse than the whole auto-pen thing tbh.
The full CBS interview with Trump about the pardon of Binance's Changpeng Zhao is shocking. "Why did you pardon him?" "I have no idea who he is. I was told that he was a victim ... They sent him to jail and they really set him up. That's my opinion. I was told about it."
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My alarm clock has been set to @npr.org for the last 15 years, and every morning now is some fresh new horror.

This morning it was a profile of Trump's nominee for surgeon general who's a med school drop out who peddles wellness scams on Instagram and believes we're in "spiritual warfare(?)"
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM