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28 • he/him • are you prepared for this moment?
One time in elementary school my parents were helping me study for a test and they were being really impatient and harsh with me. At one point I got so frustrated I said I wanted to shoot myself and they just pretended that I didn’t say it lol.
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
GOOD MORNING BARKEEP
IT’S GOOD TO BE AWAKE
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Science has proven that all the best emo bands worship Lifetime

open.spotify.com/track/05BB2H...
Rodeo Clown
open.spotify.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My Immortal >>> Bring Me To Life
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Band were kinda the Underøath of their time (had a drummer who also sang)
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Good morning bastards. The Other App is acting all fucky.

open.spotify.com/track/0Syslu...
Rodeo Clown
open.spotify.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Supple eyes supplies supple lies
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I’m only four awards away from being a COCK:

Cable Ace Award
Oscar
Critic’s Choice Award
Kid’s Choice Award
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Daily affirmation: walking on the escalator makes me morally and intellectually superior to those who don’t
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Just opened Bumble and found that I accidentally left this really cute girl on read for the past nine days. And not even because I wasn’t interested either, I literally just forgot.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Dollar General should sell liquor imo. I’d love to get a bottle of Smirnoff for 8 bucks.
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“Gage” is one of those names you shouldn’t be able to have if you’re older than 14.

Either change it or start going by Gagriel or something idk
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Kevin Smith invented vulgar auteurism by making movies with lots of swear words
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Having a job is so weird. What do you MEAN I have to have a meeting with something called “A-Charr” ???
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Having comfort character obsessions as an adult is so embarrassing.

I’ve rewatched that stupid Netflix Wednesday Addams show SO many times just because I love Wednesday and Enid. The show is barely watchable, but I love all their scenes together.
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Everybody wants me to be happy. Everybody wants to help me. But usually when they find out they can’t, they get frustrated and stop talking to me.”

Community quotes that hit a little too hard 😬
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Big reason why I haven’t been on a Tinder date in like five years is because I get so annoyed every time the app pauses my music that I just barely ever go on there
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I don’t want kids of my own. Think I’m just gonna wait until I have grandkids.
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Saw an old guy today wearing a hoodie that said “MY RIGHTS DON’T END WHERE YOUR FEELINGS BEGIN”

Beautiful. Type of thing you have to be hopelessly stupid to think sounds cool.
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Reposted by Terry 🔪
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The opening song from Skyfall (2012) is so good.

🎵’Cause you’re a skyyy
You’re a sky fall of stars 🎵
October 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Working every Sunday morning at a front-facing customer service job sucks because I WILL be hungover 100% of the time.

Like what am I gonna do? NOT stay up late and get drunk on Saturday night? Not an option!
October 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Why did I sleep on this band for so long?

spotify.link/M3Ofp3gmuXb
How Long
spotify.link
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“Uhhh I just like to read the articles!”

- me when someone finds out about my OnlyFans subscriptions
October 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM