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@cattewife.bsky.social
kink-specific and therefore 18+ ONLY account
(the kink however is sneezing. don't get too excited unless you're also a freak)

#cattefic
#cattedraws
Pinned
reminding myself that i made this account SPECIFICALLY for to be the kink quarantine account and if i wanna post my weird shit here i can!!!!!!!!!!!! ppl can block or mute this acct now!!!! if they don't wanna see any of this that's THEIR fault not mine now!
day 3 is much shorter but i have always been fond of this little bit...

oh my god they were mutuals
[ die mad about it // rated: T // words: 600 // hua cheng gets xie lian into MMO's, but both of them get distracted sometimes by hua cheng's allergies ]
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
day 2!

oh my god they were mutuals 'verse
[ compromise // rated: M // words: 1700 // hua cheng has allergies and records himself sneezing for fetish audiences; xie lian struggles with possessiveness over this ]
December 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
so i really like the angle that hua cheng was cursed in life and has been blessed/ had his fortunes reversed in death re: his luck/suffering etc.

so like. in a less meta/narrative focused sense he grew up abused neglected and malnourished!! boy's immune system ain't shit!!!
hMM forgot what i wanted to yap about on the other blog. time to repost a bit of a thread from a tumblr post that flopped with the kink-only crowd 'cause it was too meta/whump/character focused and not enough sneezing x'D
December 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
hMM forgot what i wanted to yap about on the other blog. time to repost a bit of a thread from a tumblr post that flopped with the kink-only crowd 'cause it was too meta/whump/character focused and not enough sneezing x'D
December 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
gonna do a cheeky little "the 4 days of christmas" with these "oh my god they were mutuals" extras! here's the first of 'em:

[ unendurable // rated: E // words: 2500 // t4t hualian, hua cheng has allergies + sneeze kink xie lian is too turned on by them and has to masturbate about it ]

#cattefic
unendurable - cattewife - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Reposted by catte
@cattewife.bsky.social they fell asleep together last night, which is hardly surprising, but Xie Lian wakes when Hua Cheng shifts. His forehead isn't pressed against his husband's soft chest anymore because—

Eh'gkt! nght-nkt-ngxsck!

Being awake is suddenly very worthwhile.
December 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
when you're a shapeshifter and all your forms have slightly different sneezes >uo

(originally drawn august '25)
#cattedraws
December 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
queuing up a bunch of the "oh my god they were mutuals" series extras and i am SO tired of writing the disclaimers but the MINUTE i don't add one assuming that people will read the one on the story before and apply it going forward-- NOPE
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
absolutely yelling every time a commenter speculates on something that could happen in my fics that IS HAPPENING IN A WIP JAIL FIC like AAAAAAA i've been rumbled!!! but you're gonna have such a good time!!! in 1-7 months!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
did ao3 EAT one of my comments????? i was trying to approve it and it started glitching and then i refreshed the page and it was gone????
December 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
be well

[ canon verse mothualian // taking care of mothlian's fluff but pollen that didn't quite get washed out sets off flutterhua's allergies ]

archiveofourown.org/works/75833126

#cattefic
be well - cattewife - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
anyone else get really caught up in thinking too hard abt little details like "wait .... would moths even bless a sneeze at all. what kind of moth religion exists. afaik chinese culture usually doesn't acknowledge a sneeze at all the same way western does..." etc

or are u normal
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
wowowow just found a fic completely unrelated to mine and by an author i don't know but they have SO CLEARLY read all of my stuff and been influenced by it to the point of reiterating some of my lines and using some of my sneeze headcanons x'''D
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"catte what have you been up to all day"
uhm crashing out over this fic sorry i may continue to be unavailable for 2-7 business days

[ Noon Flower, by breathlessadoration ]
[ rated: M, words: 4800, allergy sneezing kink hualian fic, based on "coming out" by cattewife ]
archiveofourown.org
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i'm like not INTO emeto in a kinky way but i consider it my sister kink lmao,,, autonomous bodily functions y'know. also the whump can be DIVINE and there are many things i'm not usually into that i am suddenly interested in if they're well-written & happening to hua cheng x'''D
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
technically this is from the next up wip in the extras to this series [ archiveofourown.org/series/4308646 ], but i think this excerpt stands on its own pretty well ^^;;
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
weirdly i just usually really don't like standard sickfic.... i don't know unless it's by a really good author or has some other interesting sub plot or focus happening it is almost always Extremely Underwhelming to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
uh-oh absolutely VIBRATING 'cause the search i just used to re-find some of those sickfic recs just turned up hua cheng with allergies fics that have NOT shown up in my previous searches

are they gonna be disappointing MAYBE but i'm gonna risk it O////O;;;
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Reposted by catte
Found a moment to draw da bugs because I missed them(;_;)
#mothhualian

+ lil sneezy comic
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
you ever just uhhh stay up two hours past ur bedtime to slam out 1300 words abt a topic bc uhm. i fear. i was possessed by this one
[ based on the whole thread prev to quote; tldr pet longboi mer hua cheng has an allergic reaction to a makeup adhesive ]
theres Such a difference in the strength xie lian displays when carrying him between the room and the garden and xl actively pinning him and saying san lang, easy; or san lang, hold your breath, in that tone that gets the whole country to listen
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
anyway don't mind me just posting more unreleased art,,,

[modern au / sneeze kink]
hua cheng is having a rough go of it this allergy season
o(TヘTo) but not to worry, xie lian will take good care of his san lang (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

(and he might... have gotten a little more than he bargained for!)
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
reminding myself that i made this account SPECIFICALLY for to be the kink quarantine account and if i wanna post my weird shit here i can!!!!!!!!!!!! ppl can block or mute this acct now!!!! if they don't wanna see any of this that's THEIR fault not mine now!
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Reposted by catte
[nsfw, hualesbians, sneezing, little bit of mucus]

Please imagine Hua Cheng waking up and muffling a sneeze into her pillow, rubbing her face back and forth a little to scratch her nose. Imagine Hua Cheng realizing her face was actually in jiejie's cleavage when she did that just now.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by catte
[ cyberpunk #mothualian, #cybermoths ]

san lang at the club tired of people looking over when he sneezes with a squeak, muting the sound of it and instead xl rushes over, concerned because sl is just bent in half, turned into the dark, in the back corner of "his" booth and thats all xl could see
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Reposted by catte
also this has been floating in my brain since i wrote this

but at some point in the night, wuming makes a noise, little hitched breath in his sleep like he does when around the makeup in skin, and xl, half asleep, says wm better not sneeze in his hair he didnt even wear makeup tonight
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM