I’m jealous of the alternate universe version of me who gets to live in the world where Donald Trump is a permanent judge on drag race rather than a political figure
February 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’m jealous of the alternate universe version of me who gets to live in the world where Donald Trump is a permanent judge on drag race rather than a political figure
Carly Rae jepsen summer !!!
July 17, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Carly Rae jepsen summer !!!
Not me letting it linger!
July 13, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Not me letting it linger!
The loop in Chicago is basically like “what if there were no super great options for lunch”
July 12, 2023 at 4:43 PM
The loop in Chicago is basically like “what if there were no super great options for lunch”
Omg that’s soooo embarrassing for you
July 12, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Omg that’s soooo embarrassing for you
Fighting for my life in the office today (sleepy)
July 12, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Fighting for my life in the office today (sleepy)
Uber driver asked what perfume I’m wearing and she told me I’m so funny no one is having a better day than I am
July 8, 2023 at 4:20 PM
Uber driver asked what perfume I’m wearing and she told me I’m so funny no one is having a better day than I am
Long Island iced tea is the drink of the summer
July 7, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Long Island iced tea is the drink of the summer
Crazy how your feet are designed to walk on and then if you walk on them too much they just get blisters
July 7, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Crazy how your feet are designed to walk on and then if you walk on them too much they just get blisters
They would never forget you :(
July 7, 2023 at 4:18 AM
They would never forget you :(
Elephants too prolly
July 6, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Elephants too prolly
Starbucks egg bites are the bread of life
July 6, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Starbucks egg bites are the bread of life
Do you guys think animals have names for each other
July 6, 2023 at 3:33 PM
Do you guys think animals have names for each other
Ok the fact that I get to be on stage at THE second city tonight for the first time is literally mid boggling I’ve dreamed of this forever and now I’m just like…doing it ¿
July 6, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Ok the fact that I get to be on stage at THE second city tonight for the first time is literally mid boggling I’ve dreamed of this forever and now I’m just like…doing it ¿
Literally just following all of the people who like this
July 6, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Literally just following all of the people who like this
Reposted by catheronie
im building a community of girls who have cried while listening to lucy dacus’s i don’t wanna be funny anymore
July 6, 2023 at 1:17 PM
im building a community of girls who have cried while listening to lucy dacus’s i don’t wanna be funny anymore
Too much by Carly Rae jepsen is just liability by lorde for girls on Prozac
July 4, 2023 at 2:09 AM
Too much by Carly Rae jepsen is just liability by lorde for girls on Prozac
You’ll all be thrilled to hear that my mom learned “the cuban shuffle” at a wedding last night
July 2, 2023 at 5:38 PM
You’ll all be thrilled to hear that my mom learned “the cuban shuffle” at a wedding last night
Okay but it’s catchy, right?
June 30, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Okay but it’s catchy, right?
New name idea for Pap smears: gooch ganders
June 30, 2023 at 5:46 PM
New name idea for Pap smears: gooch ganders
Dear god Kentucky is humid
June 30, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Dear god Kentucky is humid
And I think Lydia has forgotten to use bsky for a hot mint @klit.bsky.social
June 29, 2023 at 3:46 AM
And I think Lydia has forgotten to use bsky for a hot mint @klit.bsky.social
I only skeet for Lydia and Jess
June 29, 2023 at 3:45 AM
I only skeet for Lydia and Jess
I used to have a crush on 1-4 people literally at all times and now I have a crush on just one person for the first time in like 4 years and I remember this being more fun and less 🥴🫥😵💫🫨🫠 ya know
June 29, 2023 at 1:53 AM
I used to have a crush on 1-4 people literally at all times and now I have a crush on just one person for the first time in like 4 years and I remember this being more fun and less 🥴🫥😵💫🫨🫠 ya know