Cate Archer
@catecarcher.bsky.social
Attempted Author | Exceptional Failure
🇿🇦 in 🇬🇧
Currently drafting my first fantasy novel (it’s hard ngl)
🇿🇦 in 🇬🇧
Currently drafting my first fantasy novel (it’s hard ngl)
I’m not a plotter or a pantser. I am chaos.
December 11, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I’m not a plotter or a pantser. I am chaos.
I’m gonna be so honest.
This was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the CEO assassins name pop up on my feed.
Am I going to hell? Maybe. Am I hilarious? Absolutely.
This was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the CEO assassins name pop up on my feed.
Am I going to hell? Maybe. Am I hilarious? Absolutely.
December 9, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I’m gonna be so honest.
This was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the CEO assassins name pop up on my feed.
Am I going to hell? Maybe. Am I hilarious? Absolutely.
This was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the CEO assassins name pop up on my feed.
Am I going to hell? Maybe. Am I hilarious? Absolutely.
My Spotify wrapped showed me that I, indeed, am like other girls, and I’m proud of that 🫶
December 7, 2024 at 11:52 AM
My Spotify wrapped showed me that I, indeed, am like other girls, and I’m proud of that 🫶
#stormdarragh is just the excuse I needed to stay home, wrapped up blankets and write my book ALL weekend.
December 7, 2024 at 9:15 AM
#stormdarragh is just the excuse I needed to stay home, wrapped up blankets and write my book ALL weekend.
Sometimes I try to write a scene and my characters are like “Sorry we don’t vibe with that. Try again.”✌️
December 6, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Sometimes I try to write a scene and my characters are like “Sorry we don’t vibe with that. Try again.”✌️
Writing my WIP is basically just me creating a new best friend and then throwing them into the worst possible situations to see if they’ll survive.
December 6, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Writing my WIP is basically just me creating a new best friend and then throwing them into the worst possible situations to see if they’ll survive.
Me: I have a 2k word goal today.
Also me at 1,802 words: What if I described the pattern of the ceiling for three more paragraphs?
Also me at 1,802 words: What if I described the pattern of the ceiling for three more paragraphs?
December 5, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Me: I have a 2k word goal today.
Also me at 1,802 words: What if I described the pattern of the ceiling for three more paragraphs?
Also me at 1,802 words: What if I described the pattern of the ceiling for three more paragraphs?
Planning my book: this is a solid and logical plot.
Writing my book: why is there a minor subplot about a sentient slice of toast?
Writing my book: why is there a minor subplot about a sentient slice of toast?
December 5, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Planning my book: this is a solid and logical plot.
Writing my book: why is there a minor subplot about a sentient slice of toast?
Writing my book: why is there a minor subplot about a sentient slice of toast?
I read this book in high school and it thoroughly wrecked me and I was forced to remove it from my mind entirely.
And yet, here it is again. Taunting me. So I guess I have to read it and hurt myself again.
Buckle in folks, it’s time for Gin and Tears 😂
And yet, here it is again. Taunting me. So I guess I have to read it and hurt myself again.
Buckle in folks, it’s time for Gin and Tears 😂
December 3, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I read this book in high school and it thoroughly wrecked me and I was forced to remove it from my mind entirely.
And yet, here it is again. Taunting me. So I guess I have to read it and hurt myself again.
Buckle in folks, it’s time for Gin and Tears 😂
And yet, here it is again. Taunting me. So I guess I have to read it and hurt myself again.
Buckle in folks, it’s time for Gin and Tears 😂
If I had a nickel for every time I deleted multiple paragraphs out of frustration I’d have 879,672 nickels. Which isn’t a lot…. Wait actually that’s not bad.
December 2, 2024 at 1:44 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I deleted multiple paragraphs out of frustration I’d have 879,672 nickels. Which isn’t a lot…. Wait actually that’s not bad.
Do I write today? Or do I stay in bed, doomscroll play video games all day? Oh the decisions
November 30, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Do I write today? Or do I stay in bed, doomscroll play video games all day? Oh the decisions
Liars lying and crying on the internet to sell more of their books and then claiming “they didn’t know better because they have no author friends” will never not be funny to me 🤣
November 30, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Liars lying and crying on the internet to sell more of their books and then claiming “they didn’t know better because they have no author friends” will never not be funny to me 🤣
Trying to write your first book is not unlike trying to paint the Mona Lisa with fingerpaints
November 19, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Trying to write your first book is not unlike trying to paint the Mona Lisa with fingerpaints
Getting catcalled and harassed on a train and the followed into the station by a drunken MARRIED man was NOT on my bingo card tonight.
No, sir I do NOT want to talk to you or be near you while you drool and spit on me (literally)
No, sir I do NOT want to talk to you or be near you while you drool and spit on me (literally)
October 25, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Getting catcalled and harassed on a train and the followed into the station by a drunken MARRIED man was NOT on my bingo card tonight.
No, sir I do NOT want to talk to you or be near you while you drool and spit on me (literally)
No, sir I do NOT want to talk to you or be near you while you drool and spit on me (literally)
Tomorrow is World Pasta Day people.
Govern yourselves accordingly.
Govern yourselves accordingly.
October 24, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Tomorrow is World Pasta Day people.
Govern yourselves accordingly.
Govern yourselves accordingly.
A DWAGON!? How do I go about getting this tattooed on my face
October 23, 2024 at 9:58 PM
A DWAGON!? How do I go about getting this tattooed on my face
Breaking News: Real Life footage has emerged of the mental gymnastics I’m going through trying to weave this new magic system. Featuring Lucifer Kittenstar himself
October 23, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Breaking News: Real Life footage has emerged of the mental gymnastics I’m going through trying to weave this new magic system. Featuring Lucifer Kittenstar himself
Aren’t words just SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL sometimes?
a cat laying on a man 's shoulder with the words violently snuggles above it
ALT: a cat laying on a man 's shoulder with the words violently snuggles above it
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October 23, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Aren’t words just SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL sometimes?
Finally being able to put my god complex to good use by poking at my characters peaceful lives and ensuring mass chaos for my own pure amusement
October 23, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Finally being able to put my god complex to good use by poking at my characters peaceful lives and ensuring mass chaos for my own pure amusement
“As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods.
They kill us for their sport.”
This is how my Shakespeare hyperfixation starts - I apologise in advance.
They kill us for their sport.”
This is how my Shakespeare hyperfixation starts - I apologise in advance.
October 23, 2024 at 8:02 AM
“As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods.
They kill us for their sport.”
This is how my Shakespeare hyperfixation starts - I apologise in advance.
They kill us for their sport.”
This is how my Shakespeare hyperfixation starts - I apologise in advance.
Chat the bots have found me. Have I….. made it?
October 22, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Chat the bots have found me. Have I….. made it?
Going from a weekend of dragons, curses, soul eaters, betrayal to working at my corporate job on a Monday is actually wilder than any plot I could ever write.
#amwriting
#amwriting
October 21, 2024 at 9:43 AM
Going from a weekend of dragons, curses, soul eaters, betrayal to working at my corporate job on a Monday is actually wilder than any plot I could ever write.
#amwriting
#amwriting