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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️
@catalinareaper.bsky.social
🦇|| Memes || 🔞Lewds || Brooding||💀
🌈• Omaha Burlesque performer •Non-binary(they/them) •Queer •Titted and tatted •Poly •Satanist •Emo af •Migraine-haver •Cryptid🫡
I love and appreciate that my friends and partners deal with my shenanigans
Thanks Uel for video, Derrek for the shitty recorder Titanic music in the background and Sam for being my Jack ❤️
I’d let you on the floating door rofl
January 18, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Okay but like my Baphomet act is starting to be my favorite act and I’m just gonna keep doing what I can to make it cooler
First revamp of it was at Hookah402sday and the other was at Witches Brew OMG with Dimestore Dames 😍
Songs: Roman Holiday/ Dark Distance by ETID
📸 Brenna
December 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Divorce is underway
Moved in with my amazing partners

Life is stressful, but it is not all heck ❤️
December 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
ORVILLE PECK AS VEGA IN THE UPCOMING STREET FIGHTER MOVIE?!
I CAN ONLY GET SO WET ON FUCKIN GAWD 😭🥴💦❤️
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Did the big first step today and filed for divorce after over a year and a half.
My anxiety is through the fucking roof right now and I want to throw up, but I’m doing it goddammit.
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Happy Polyamory Day!
Sending love 💕
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hot take:I appreciate the acknowledgment, but fucking STOP saying “I wish I could but…(random reason/unavailable)” on a status where someone is asking for someone for help or to be there for something.
If you can’t cool, but we don’t need to know from 10 people why yall can’t.
Just don’t respond.
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Get you an enby that can do both 🤷❤️🖤🤘🏻
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Every Veterans Day and Fathers Day I watch Forrest Gump

He ran for this damn country and I’m gonna celebrate him at least twice a year…

And probably a couple more times, cuz I love Forrest Gump
a man is sitting on a bus with other men .
ALT: a man is sitting on a bus with other men .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
When a new person starts at your job and they’re non-binary and everyone respects it right away but won’t respect your pronouns 🙃
Am I not non-binary enough for the non-binary club?
I’ve only been there for almost 3 years but okay I’m just happy you respect their pronouns I guess.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
There are some days that are just….like really really hard and tiring.
Today is one of those days.
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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There's so much more to burlesque and drag than just feminine presentation, and some communities really need to learn that.

Ostracizing other members of your community based on their body type, assigned sex or gender presentation is shameful.

Your performance spaces should welcome ALL PEOPLE.
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
So you’re into Enbies with tummy problems?

-the title to my next book 💀
October 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Anime NebrasKon is bringing back the Shinjuku Strays Cabaret!

The Strays take the Main Stage at 7 PM on Friday night. Anyone who is 18+ with a badge and ID can gain entry for free!

@shinjukustrays.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hot take:
You want people in seats?
Hire poly performers! 👀

We’re bound to bring the polycule and friends to the show, and if we can’t all make it to support our partner, we promote!
I’m just sayin.
💅🏻❤️
October 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Being a compassionate and respectful person IS. NOT. THAT HARD.
September 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You wanna make a change with beef/ drama?
So many things can be done!
•Have a one on one conversation and ask questions rather than calling for a personal army on social media.
•Instead of spreading rumors and lies, go to the source and ask questions.
•Take the conflict resolution class.
September 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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imagine being a baby born on Rapture Day and not being able to make it into heaven because you weren’t alive yet to Hear The Good Word. i would want to speak to a manager tbh
September 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
A past convo with my mom:
Mom: the rapture is coming I hope you’re ready for it
Me: oh I am. I will be psyched to have 7 years without you guys and will go from there.

Bruh just take em already, lordt. I’ll keep being a heathen or whatever down here✌🏻
September 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Me wanting to safeguard my amazing partners from anyone who might try to take advantage of how loving and kind they are:
a man in an apron is talking to a woman in a kitchen while cooking food .
ALT: a man in an apron is talking to a woman in a kitchen while cooking food .
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I’m nonbinary, babe.
If you’re into me: you’re queer.

I don’t make the rules.
Don’t try to fight it, bruh. Welcome to the LGBT babay 🤙🏻
🌈
September 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Some dude on IG: “hey you probably don’t remember me but I used to have the biggest crush on you when we’re were kids when we lived in (old hometown)”

Me: *pterodactyl screech*
You right sucka I don’t remember you who is you
September 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I thought Squatty Potty was a silly invention until just now while I’m dying in the bathroom and now I’m realizing that it is the superior being.

All hail the potty of squatty!
August 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I don’t want to be an asshole, but my roomie’s BO is actually giving me migraines
Like….what do I do? It’s fucking wild.
August 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM