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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️
@catalinareaper.bsky.social
🦇|| Memes || 🔞Lewds || Brooding||💀
🌈• Omaha Burlesque performer •Non-binary(they/them) •Queer •Titted and tatted •Poly •Satanist •Emo af •Migraine-haver •Cryptid🫡
Happy Polyamory Day!
Sending love 💕
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hot take:I appreciate the acknowledgment, but fucking STOP saying “I wish I could but…(random reason/unavailable)” on a status where someone is asking for someone for help or to be there for something.
If you can’t cool, but we don’t need to know from 10 people why yall can’t.
Just don’t respond.
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Get you an enby that can do both 🤷❤️🖤🤘🏻
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Every Veterans Day and Fathers Day I watch Forrest Gump

He ran for this damn country and I’m gonna celebrate him at least twice a year…

And probably a couple more times, cuz I love Forrest Gump
a man is sitting on a bus with other men .
ALT: a man is sitting on a bus with other men .
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November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
When a new person starts at your job and they’re non-binary and everyone respects it right away but won’t respect your pronouns 🙃
Am I not non-binary enough for the non-binary club?
I’ve only been there for almost 3 years but okay I’m just happy you respect their pronouns I guess.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
There are some days that are just….like really really hard and tiring.
Today is one of those days.
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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There's so much more to burlesque and drag than just feminine presentation, and some communities really need to learn that.

Ostracizing other members of your community based on their body type, assigned sex or gender presentation is shameful.

Your performance spaces should welcome ALL PEOPLE.
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
So you’re into Enbies with tummy problems?

-the title to my next book 💀
October 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Anime NebrasKon is bringing back the Shinjuku Strays Cabaret!

The Strays take the Main Stage at 7 PM on Friday night. Anyone who is 18+ with a badge and ID can gain entry for free!

@shinjukustrays.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hot take:
You want people in seats?
Hire poly performers! 👀

We’re bound to bring the polycule and friends to the show, and if we can’t all make it to support our partner, we promote!
I’m just sayin.
💅🏻❤️
October 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Being a compassionate and respectful person IS. NOT. THAT HARD.
September 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You wanna make a change with beef/ drama?
So many things can be done!
•Have a one on one conversation and ask questions rather than calling for a personal army on social media.
•Instead of spreading rumors and lies, go to the source and ask questions.
•Take the conflict resolution class.
September 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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imagine being a baby born on Rapture Day and not being able to make it into heaven because you weren’t alive yet to Hear The Good Word. i would want to speak to a manager tbh
September 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
A past convo with my mom:
Mom: the rapture is coming I hope you’re ready for it
Me: oh I am. I will be psyched to have 7 years without you guys and will go from there.

Bruh just take em already, lordt. I’ll keep being a heathen or whatever down here✌🏻
September 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Me wanting to safeguard my amazing partners from anyone who might try to take advantage of how loving and kind they are:
a man in an apron is talking to a woman in a kitchen while cooking food .
ALT: a man in an apron is talking to a woman in a kitchen while cooking food .
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September 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I’m nonbinary, babe.
If you’re into me: you’re queer.

I don’t make the rules.
Don’t try to fight it, bruh. Welcome to the LGBT babay 🤙🏻
🌈
September 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Some dude on IG: “hey you probably don’t remember me but I used to have the biggest crush on you when we’re were kids when we lived in (old hometown)”

Me: *pterodactyl screech*
You right sucka I don’t remember you who is you
September 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I thought Squatty Potty was a silly invention until just now while I’m dying in the bathroom and now I’m realizing that it is the superior being.

All hail the potty of squatty!
August 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I don’t want to be an asshole, but my roomie’s BO is actually giving me migraines
Like….what do I do? It’s fucking wild.
August 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The way that this country is becoming more and more of a fucking nightmare is fucking crazy.
August 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Tomorrow is 4 OH! Tuesday, so come chill with some fantastic performers! We'll have drag, burlesque, live music and more 🎉

Tipping is highly recommended!
(No alcohol allowed at the venue, and smoking hookah is not a requirement to attend!)

#SupportLocal #drag #burlesque #livemusic #cabaret #Omaha
August 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Not the salesman who was definitely younger than me coming up to me as I was leaving and asked deadass if my parents were home to sell door cameras 💀
Sir I’m 34
August 2, 2025 at 6:51 AM
So did like….
Conor Oberst lose the Conor Oberst lookalike contest orrr?
August 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I got asked if I am rewatching King of the Hill to prepare me for the new season.
Haahahahahahahah
fool
KOTH is my comfort show. It’s on when I can’t think of something to watch. I fall asleep to it every night.
It’s always on.
I finish it. I start from the beginning.
Over and over
The fools
August 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM