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rip city coffee captain
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self-proclaimed nba mascot expert
espresso magician
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The feminine urge to buy a flame thrower and just fuck things up
I’m so sad for those fans!
So happy for those fans!
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Wishing da pope was from Buffalo at this point
January 19, 2026 at 2:47 AM
So happy for those fans!
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Devil works hard but the nfl refs work harder
January 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
This one hurts bad. But thankfully I’m a lifer because I’m pretty much already dead inside
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
crying, screaming and throwing up in the bad way
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
The Buffalo Bills are kicking my beta blocker’s ass
January 18, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Me watching the divisional round:
me in the fetal position while watching the bills wildcard game: “we’re a second half team”
January 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
we’ve reached the lying on the floor stage of the football game
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This watching of the Buffalo Bills sponsored by beta blockers! Thanks beta blockers!
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
If you see a 2016 flashback recaps without any Snapchat filters it is lying to you
January 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
(Foot)Ball Don’t Lie!
January 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Having a medical condition where I have to keep my heart rate low and being a Buffalo Bills fan are not compatible
January 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
me in the fetal position while watching the bills wildcard game: “we’re a second half team”
January 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Played Blue Prince over the weekend and now I’m convinced I’m a puzzle genius
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
this seems accurate
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Midnight?! Ew that is past my bedtime
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Repeating my season affirmation the entire first half
My Buffalo Bills daily affirmation:
We are just a second half team
December 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Have the Blazers considered bubble wrapping players?
December 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I want to be best friends with whoever came up with the Pop Tart Bowl mascot shenanigans! Whoever you are you are a true American hero!
December 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Saving season 3 of White Lotus for Boxing Day might just be the best decision I made in 2025
December 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The last 5 basketball minutes were approximately 8 hours
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
single handedly made 145 pierogi
please clap!
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
In this household we boo every NFL on Christmas commercial because Jesus’s birthday is about BASKETBALL!
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Referee shenanigans in the 4th for 2000’s reunion night feels too spot on
December 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM