Cassandrama
@cassandracaffee.bsky.social
My work computer forcing me to practice mindfulness this morning.
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My work computer forcing me to practice mindfulness this morning.
Is there a way to block specific trending topics? Because there is nothing on God’s green earth I care less about.
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Is there a way to block specific trending topics? Because there is nothing on God’s green earth I care less about.
I love watching preschool shows do their very best to insist children get up and move during the show (e.g. “Stretch Break” on Mickey Mouse Funhouse). I applaud the effort.
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I love watching preschool shows do their very best to insist children get up and move during the show (e.g. “Stretch Break” on Mickey Mouse Funhouse). I applaud the effort.
It’s fun seeing news outlets find clever ways of calling Robert Redford a total babe without saying it outright.
September 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It’s fun seeing news outlets find clever ways of calling Robert Redford a total babe without saying it outright.
My toddler pulled every tissue out of the box so now we have to live like hooligans.
July 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My toddler pulled every tissue out of the box so now we have to live like hooligans.
I finished reading It Can’t Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis, and what stood out the most to me was how casually life goes on as fascism settles in and becomes the norm. I guess Robert Frost was right.
July 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I finished reading It Can’t Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis, and what stood out the most to me was how casually life goes on as fascism settles in and becomes the norm. I guess Robert Frost was right.
My toddler got one hell of a farmer’s tan at the beach. She did not get those genes from me. 😂
July 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My toddler got one hell of a farmer’s tan at the beach. She did not get those genes from me. 😂
It’s hard not to assume the meteorologists forecast a “chance of thunderstorms” every day in the summer just to cover their butts.
June 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It’s hard not to assume the meteorologists forecast a “chance of thunderstorms” every day in the summer just to cover their butts.
Watching my family leave for the pool while I stay home and work.
June 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Watching my family leave for the pool while I stay home and work.
I love our Nanit baby monitor, but especially now that I just scrolled through 24+ hours of footage to figure out what happened to my daughter’s missing stuffed animal (it was under a blanket).
May 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I love our Nanit baby monitor, but especially now that I just scrolled through 24+ hours of footage to figure out what happened to my daughter’s missing stuffed animal (it was under a blanket).
I need an episode of Daniel Tiger where he sings, “You can still walk when you have a bandaid.” Help me out, PBS.
May 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I need an episode of Daniel Tiger where he sings, “You can still walk when you have a bandaid.” Help me out, PBS.
Sunscreen is one of my most favorite smells.
April 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Sunscreen is one of my most favorite smells.
FYI Easter egg dye can be used as watercolors. Waste not, want not. (Also, 🩷 my two lefties…just like Mama.)
April 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
FYI Easter egg dye can be used as watercolors. Waste not, want not. (Also, 🩷 my two lefties…just like Mama.)
I can’t be the only person who immediately changes from business-casual back into my soft t-shirts in between WFH meetings.
April 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I can’t be the only person who immediately changes from business-casual back into my soft t-shirts in between WFH meetings.
My MIL’s cats lol
April 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
My MIL’s cats lol
I wish there was a way to just mute all sports-related posts. I don’t even want to see the trending topics related to sports. Give me the second-place trending topics.
April 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I wish there was a way to just mute all sports-related posts. I don’t even want to see the trending topics related to sports. Give me the second-place trending topics.
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millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right
March 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right
Tired mommy makes pot of hot water.
March 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Tired mommy makes pot of hot water.
“The older the world gets, the more beautiful it gets.” -my daughter, age 4
February 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
“The older the world gets, the more beautiful it gets.” -my daughter, age 4
My four-year-old dictated this note for me to me.
Why indeed?
Why indeed?
January 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My four-year-old dictated this note for me to me.
Why indeed?
Why indeed?
Me, going back to work after therapy on my lunch break. I should probably consider another time slot.
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January 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Me, going back to work after therapy on my lunch break. I should probably consider another time slot.