Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

Lovely feature 😌

So we‘re back here, then.

Always funny when you were as neutral as Switzerland in a conflict and one of the people you were warned about turns out to be exactly as bad and self-righteous as people said. Sad.

I’ve been back at work for two days and I’m already rolling my eyes 😂

It‘s the anniversary of Germany’s unification. This country has never felt less unified (at least to me).

I’m olddddd, now I have to get used to new social media again 😩

‘Ello!