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Cartwheelcaff, disco hoofer
@cartwheelcaff.bsky.social
A client has just referred to an excel spreadsheet as a “spready” and I think I might start smashing stuff up 😬😖
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Who’s the Super Bowl halftime performer?
*wrong answers only*

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February 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Top nightlife photography as usual, feel I’ve really captured the essence of big disco.
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Filth, this is supposed to be a family show #TOTP
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Favourite song with at least 6 words in the title.

Gotta be Curtis for me 🔥

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February 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Popped onto the old facebook group to find an electrician. Finding entertainment in the banality of the posts, I need to get out of this scrolling loop 😄

We’re talking what time does big Asda shut levels of engagement, quality stuff.
February 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
This is who runs this account.
Keeping the B&W theme.
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Precious Cargo (Trailer)
YouTube video by Release - Topic
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 10:35 PM
It’s nearly February folks, cheers to brighter days on the horizon.

Going early #Raveyardshift

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January 31, 2026 at 7:39 PM
This is perfect to liven up a very lazy Sunday 🪩

www.mixcloud.com/robinburrowe...
At Home With Some Disco Vinyl (Jan 2026)
www.mixcloud.com
January 25, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Should have gone disco balls, more sparkle
January 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Bloody hell.
Who is Nana Optics, is she involved in the wedding saga?
"Cruz Beckham has dropped his debut single 'Optics' which reached #79 on the UK Singles Chart."

Fuck. Me. If you think his brother can't cook, you should hear this kid sing.
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Sunday’s without a definite plan are dangerous.

I’ve given myself until Huey’s show has finished to get myself out and about 🤞
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Huey on Virgin radio Sunday sermon right now.

youtu.be/XfuVF8bxAag?...
Pastor T.L. Barrett & the Youth For Christ Choir - Nobody Knows
YouTube video by nikos791
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Definitely required this week, cheers!
January 24, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Jingle Rock first 7” I owned as a toddler. Apparently I was a big fan so my dad took me to buy it in Woolworths.
#TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Watching Public Enemy on #TOTP thinking of joining the S1W’s, looks like an easy gig.
January 23, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Considering getting a wine only takeaway delivery.
a cat sits next to a glass of milk on a table
Alt: a cat sits next to a glass of milk on a table
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
London folks, it pains me to pass on a dancing based outing but I have 2 tickets available for Lil’ Louis at Jazz Cafe tomorrow night.

Shout if you’d like them, happy for them to go to a good home.
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Travel choices were made today, currently experiencing a level of regret.
January 21, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I’ve just typed black bin bags on the shopping list, impossible to do without adding this ear worm.
January 21, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Fun, lighthearted Telly recommendations please lovely Bluesky folks.

I’ve just finished Adolescence, need help recovering.
January 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Sometimes the self care you need is a chicken dinner.
January 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
WTF is a Pedestian?
Why do I need to look out for them? Another danger on London streets?
#BrokenBritain
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Friday cheers 🍹
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM