Cartwheelcaff, disco hoofer
@cartwheelcaff.bsky.social
A client has just referred to an excel spreadsheet as a “spready” and I think I might start smashing stuff up 😬😖
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
A client has just referred to an excel spreadsheet as a “spready” and I think I might start smashing stuff up 😬😖
February 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Top nightlife photography as usual, feel I’ve really captured the essence of big disco.
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Top nightlife photography as usual, feel I’ve really captured the essence of big disco.
February 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Popped onto the old facebook group to find an electrician. Finding entertainment in the banality of the posts, I need to get out of this scrolling loop 😄
We’re talking what time does big Asda shut levels of engagement, quality stuff.
We’re talking what time does big Asda shut levels of engagement, quality stuff.
February 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Popped onto the old facebook group to find an electrician. Finding entertainment in the banality of the posts, I need to get out of this scrolling loop 😄
We’re talking what time does big Asda shut levels of engagement, quality stuff.
We’re talking what time does big Asda shut levels of engagement, quality stuff.
This is who runs this account.
Keeping the B&W theme.
Keeping the B&W theme.
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
This is who runs this account.
Keeping the B&W theme.
Keeping the B&W theme.
It’s nearly February folks, cheers to brighter days on the horizon.
Going early #Raveyardshift
youtu.be/IyEDE0T2dyA?...
Going early #Raveyardshift
youtu.be/IyEDE0T2dyA?...
January 31, 2026 at 7:39 PM
It’s nearly February folks, cheers to brighter days on the horizon.
Going early #Raveyardshift
youtu.be/IyEDE0T2dyA?...
Going early #Raveyardshift
youtu.be/IyEDE0T2dyA?...
Should have gone disco balls, more sparkle
January 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Should have gone disco balls, more sparkle
Bloody hell.
Who is Nana Optics, is she involved in the wedding saga?
Who is Nana Optics, is she involved in the wedding saga?
"Cruz Beckham has dropped his debut single 'Optics' which reached #79 on the UK Singles Chart."
Fuck. Me. If you think his brother can't cook, you should hear this kid sing.
Fuck. Me. If you think his brother can't cook, you should hear this kid sing.
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Bloody hell.
Who is Nana Optics, is she involved in the wedding saga?
Who is Nana Optics, is she involved in the wedding saga?
Sunday’s without a definite plan are dangerous.
I’ve given myself until Huey’s show has finished to get myself out and about 🤞
I’ve given myself until Huey’s show has finished to get myself out and about 🤞
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Sunday’s without a definite plan are dangerous.
I’ve given myself until Huey’s show has finished to get myself out and about 🤞
I’ve given myself until Huey’s show has finished to get myself out and about 🤞
Pastor T.L. Barrett & the Youth For Christ Choir - Nobody Knows
YouTube video by nikos791
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Definitely required this week, cheers!
January 24, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Definitely required this week, cheers!
Considering getting a wine only takeaway delivery.
a cat sits next to a glass of milk on a table
Alt: a cat sits next to a glass of milk on a table
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Considering getting a wine only takeaway delivery.
London folks, it pains me to pass on a dancing based outing but I have 2 tickets available for Lil’ Louis at Jazz Cafe tomorrow night.
Shout if you’d like them, happy for them to go to a good home.
Shout if you’d like them, happy for them to go to a good home.
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
London folks, it pains me to pass on a dancing based outing but I have 2 tickets available for Lil’ Louis at Jazz Cafe tomorrow night.
Shout if you’d like them, happy for them to go to a good home.
Shout if you’d like them, happy for them to go to a good home.
Travel choices were made today, currently experiencing a level of regret.
January 21, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Travel choices were made today, currently experiencing a level of regret.
I’ve just typed black bin bags on the shopping list, impossible to do without adding this ear worm.
January 21, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I’ve just typed black bin bags on the shopping list, impossible to do without adding this ear worm.
Fun, lighthearted Telly recommendations please lovely Bluesky folks.
I’ve just finished Adolescence, need help recovering.
I’ve just finished Adolescence, need help recovering.
January 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Fun, lighthearted Telly recommendations please lovely Bluesky folks.
I’ve just finished Adolescence, need help recovering.
I’ve just finished Adolescence, need help recovering.
Sometimes the self care you need is a chicken dinner.
January 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Sometimes the self care you need is a chicken dinner.
WTF is a Pedestian?
Why do I need to look out for them? Another danger on London streets?
#BrokenBritain
Why do I need to look out for them? Another danger on London streets?
#BrokenBritain
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
WTF is a Pedestian?
Why do I need to look out for them? Another danger on London streets?
#BrokenBritain
Why do I need to look out for them? Another danger on London streets?
#BrokenBritain
Friday cheers 🍹
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Friday cheers 🍹