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Cartooned Meat
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pleasing taste, some monsterism. Pronouns He/Him, Fuck the popo etc

sometimes Hyper art, expansion art so be warned. but mostly just weird and goofy stuff.
more of that big orange spoodery guy who appeared for less than 10 seconds in one episode of hazbin hotel. I'm not obsessed you're obsessed.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
#TADC stupid AU idea. Jax gets harlan ellisoned but eventually dies and goes to hazbin hell.. somehow still ourple bnnuy
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
so coke released an AI generated ad (with some really terrifying looking animals in it) and then got the google podcast ai to generate a bunch of drivel for a behind the scenes on the commercial. Which is fuckin.. the balls on this company.

and remember, their slogan is "always the real thing"
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Everyone keeps putting Jax in dresses, he hates that shit, and while he is an a-hole I think it's fun to make gender flipped versions of outfits.. I still gave him make up though, he deserves to be pretty.
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
taking a sip of booze every time I listen to a song on youtube and the first comment is someone telling everyone about their dead grandma or something and I die within hours from alcohol poisoning and someone posts about how I died for a bunch of strangers to read on some random song on youtube.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Is that AI?
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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First snow of the year! ❄️🧙🏼‍♂️
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Recent Lorcana pieces have been feelin good to me- it's always such a boost to get to work on characters you're excited about
October 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
blorbo detected. this guy is totally what my spider guy would have been if I knew big buff guys and chins existed in the hazbin universe when I started designing him.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I love Emojis. we have all these little icons for every day life that are universal and i find that fascinating. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when they decided to make a bunch of duplicate emojis but this time as cats.. like why? did they think cats were gonna get phones? 😹🙀
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Vampire Survivors has no vampires in it, do you think they're all sat in a nearby castle with popcorn watching the absolute carnage and going "Ooof, thank god I'm not down here, dude." "WOW. he just.. exploded that guy with how badly he smells of garlic..how and why??" "why is there a panda?"
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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and ending with a movie marathon while a bunny gets pumped the feck up. happy halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I think Wynnchi's made me into huge tongues. kinda makes sense for space bunnies to have great big tongues I think, they're all just a big blob of stretchy muscle anyway..
October 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
okay, now the next fest is starting to look more interesting..got my eye on Long Drive North and the midnight walkers
October 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Join me at the artcades and let's play some SPACE Val! ^^

Pixel Art Animation featuring lovely Val by @yo-lander.bsky.social and music by @backlogger.bsky.social.

#pixelart #animation #oc
March 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Commissioner: so it's a skeletal monster.
Artist: Bedroom eyes, got it.
October 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
this whole "Performative Man" shit popping up on tiktok smells of republican psyop to me. came out of nowhere and now we're shaming men for what they drink, what they read, what they wear. congrats you just fell for the reverse tradwife.

the liars will move on, the real get shamed for being real.
October 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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The Criminal
October 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
a commissioned birthday gift picture for @kaijubeast.bsky.social this was pretty funt o do, been a while since I drew someone so bombastic. :D
October 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Corporations make billions in profit so they can choke smaller businesses to death

Your furry artist shirt maker sells them so they can pay their rent

It's not morally questionable to buy a furry shirt from walmart, it's morally repugnant.
The annoying thing about corporations trying to break into furry spaces is that like.. when corporations do this it's because they want to take control of the space so that they're the only ones who can sell things. They're corporations, they can afford to undercut small creators.
October 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
pavel durov's telegram message about how we're losing a free internet preceding some shit about NFTs being the future and karlie chirk's death being an attack on free speech had me rolling my eyes so hard I pulled a fucking muscle in my skull. my right eye hurts I'm not even joking.
October 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
everyone's favorite space bunny is streaming some spooky games in related costumes. up first He's playing Monster Bash, while dressed as uh.. the player character. I forget the name... finding a onesie to fit must have been tough.
October 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
watched that 'Devil May Cry' cartoon on netflix.. sigh. why am I such a sucker for bunnies..
October 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM