CarpeNutella
@carpenutella.bsky.social
F*CK Twitter and MAGA. Here to discuss liberal politics, dogs, music, books and all things funny. Say hi!
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@jimmykimmel.com The texts from your staff's families bit should be a feature every week. I almost had bladder leakage from laughing so hard. "Thanks for checking in, Taylor" lol
September 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
@jimmykimmel.com The texts from your staff's families bit should be a feature every week. I almost had bladder leakage from laughing so hard. "Thanks for checking in, Taylor" lol
January 25, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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@parkroseperma.bsky.social
I left a note on one of your videos but wanted to make sure you saw this. I have dry mouth too, from Sjogrens. Ask your doctor or dentist to prescribe PILOCARPINE. Little white pills taken as needed. They don't taste bad and 10 minutes later your mouth starts watering. GL
I left a note on one of your videos but wanted to make sure you saw this. I have dry mouth too, from Sjogrens. Ask your doctor or dentist to prescribe PILOCARPINE. Little white pills taken as needed. They don't taste bad and 10 minutes later your mouth starts watering. GL
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
@parkroseperma.bsky.social
I left a note on one of your videos but wanted to make sure you saw this. I have dry mouth too, from Sjogrens. Ask your doctor or dentist to prescribe PILOCARPINE. Little white pills taken as needed. They don't taste bad and 10 minutes later your mouth starts watering. GL
I left a note on one of your videos but wanted to make sure you saw this. I have dry mouth too, from Sjogrens. Ask your doctor or dentist to prescribe PILOCARPINE. Little white pills taken as needed. They don't taste bad and 10 minutes later your mouth starts watering. GL
@jimmykimmel.com The texts from your staff's families bit should be a feature every week. I almost had bladder leakage from laughing so hard. "Thanks for checking in, Taylor" lol
September 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
@jimmykimmel.com The texts from your staff's families bit should be a feature every week. I almost had bladder leakage from laughing so hard. "Thanks for checking in, Taylor" lol
Trump's next distraction will be to say the US OPEN fans booing him were saying Bruuuuuuce because Springsteen was there. Nice try, but most everyone there hates you.
September 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Trump's next distraction will be to say the US OPEN fans booing him were saying Bruuuuuuce because Springsteen was there. Nice try, but most everyone there hates you.
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Opinion | I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Barnes & Noble Where Chuck Schumer Is Doing a Book Signing
by Anonymous
by Anonymous
March 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Opinion | I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Barnes & Noble Where Chuck Schumer Is Doing a Book Signing
by Anonymous
by Anonymous
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I wish someone had warned me that Trump was an unstable sociopath whose chaotic economic actions were likely to destroy my business. I might have vote for him less enthusiastically had I known.
March 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I wish someone had warned me that Trump was an unstable sociopath whose chaotic economic actions were likely to destroy my business. I might have vote for him less enthusiastically had I known.
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Spoiler: They did vote for this
“.. We’re just in such a state of shock. We just don’t really even know how to respond,” Gilkerson said. “Everyone thinks all farmers voted for this, but we did not vote for this.”
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@nbcnews.com 🚜
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March 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Spoiler: They did vote for this
Sign the petition to demand Mahmoud Khalil be immediately released and threats against his legal status be dropped! And call on members of Congress and university leaders to protect and defend the right for students to organize and protest. sign.moveon.org/petitions/fr...
Free Mahmoud Khalil and protect students exercising their First Amendment rights!
Sign the petition to demand Mahmoud Khalil be immediately released and threats against his legal status be dropped! And call on members of Congress and university leaders to protect and defend the rig...
sign.moveon.org
March 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Sign the petition to demand Mahmoud Khalil be immediately released and threats against his legal status be dropped! And call on members of Congress and university leaders to protect and defend the right for students to organize and protest. sign.moveon.org/petitions/fr...
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Please tell them they mean the world to more than just their parents.
February 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Please tell them they mean the world to more than just their parents.
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I participate in an economic boycott every day. It's called being broke.
February 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I participate in an economic boycott every day. It's called being broke.
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What a fucking racist.
If he sees brown or black skin, he says "there's one. That one is bad!" That is his only criteria.
January 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
What a fucking racist.
If anyone EVER tries to claim Republicans are the party of law and order... After you finish laughing your butt off, remind them of THIS.
Causing police officers to die so you can strut around and act like Trump is your emperor?
You're terrorists. I hope after prison your communities shun you.
Causing police officers to die so you can strut around and act like Trump is your emperor?
You're terrorists. I hope after prison your communities shun you.
This is the worst day I’ve ever seen in my life as an American.
President Trump has pardoned 1,500 people who stormed the Capitol four years ago to block his successor from taking office, including 174 charged with using weapons or assaulting police and conspirators who plotted "to oppose by force the lawful transfer of presidential power."
January 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
If anyone EVER tries to claim Republicans are the party of law and order... After you finish laughing your butt off, remind them of THIS.
Causing police officers to die so you can strut around and act like Trump is your emperor?
You're terrorists. I hope after prison your communities shun you.
Causing police officers to die so you can strut around and act like Trump is your emperor?
You're terrorists. I hope after prison your communities shun you.
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Still guilty.
December 27, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Still guilty.
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Love this!
CANADIAN Version of this series would have been boring. Man gets cancer... Man goes to Dr. because they have universal healthcare. The End.
December 8, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Love this!
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..And “women are going to be safe!”
Let’s remember all their promises for the next 48 months.
Let’s remember all their promises for the next 48 months.
December 6, 2024 at 1:14 AM
..And “women are going to be safe!”
Let’s remember all their promises for the next 48 months.
Let’s remember all their promises for the next 48 months.
