Carole Mehle-Bittner
@carolemb.bsky.social
Community college instructor, Wonder Woman fanatic, creative writer, burgeoning artist.
TIL that the same actor who played Frederic von Trapp in The Sound of Music also played Spider-Man in the 1970s TV series. #todayilearned
September 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
TIL that the same actor who played Frederic von Trapp in The Sound of Music also played Spider-Man in the 1970s TV series. #todayilearned
“Tryna” is not a word. That is all.
a little girl in a red and purple dress is brushing her hair with a brush .
ALT: a little girl in a red and purple dress is brushing her hair with a brush .
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September 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“Tryna” is not a word. That is all.
My Facebook account has been deactivated for three weeks. It’s looking like it may stay that way for a while.
August 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My Facebook account has been deactivated for three weeks. It’s looking like it may stay that way for a while.
My biggest argument for climate change being real is choosing hot tea instead of cool water and wearing long sleeves on an August day. I did both today.
August 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My biggest argument for climate change being real is choosing hot tea instead of cool water and wearing long sleeves on an August day. I did both today.
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My summer courses ended yesterday at 11:59 p.m. I have had three students ask me to open up assignments for them to complete today. One said he forgot. Another asked, “What about the final exam?” I responded “What about it? Either you took it or you didn’t.”
August 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My summer courses ended yesterday at 11:59 p.m. I have had three students ask me to open up assignments for them to complete today. One said he forgot. Another asked, “What about the final exam?” I responded “What about it? Either you took it or you didn’t.”
I think I have figured out a way to get people to shut the doors of businesses behind them: Explain they have to pay for the heat or air conditioning they chose to let out the door they didn’t close. Only exception is the disabled who can’t shut the door.
June 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I think I have figured out a way to get people to shut the doors of businesses behind them: Explain they have to pay for the heat or air conditioning they chose to let out the door they didn’t close. Only exception is the disabled who can’t shut the door.
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
WASHINGTON—Vowing to restore and revitalize the facilities as a symbol of law, order, and justice, President Donald Trump ordered the U.S. government Monday to reopen Joann Fabrics and Crafts stores as federal prisons. “I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote […]
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May 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
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Two spirited conversations over music were enough. Add in toddlers kicking metal stools and it borders on too much noise. Yeah, I’m an old introvert.
January 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Two spirited conversations over music were enough. Add in toddlers kicking metal stools and it borders on too much noise. Yeah, I’m an old introvert.
Whenever my husband and I are out in public, the loudest conversation or the only screaming kid is usually within our immediate vicinity. This is why we stay home so much.
December 27, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Whenever my husband and I are out in public, the loudest conversation or the only screaming kid is usually within our immediate vicinity. This is why we stay home so much.
Sorry random girl at Carolina Hurricanes game. Drunk’s not cute.
November 29, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Sorry random girl at Carolina Hurricanes game. Drunk’s not cute.
This week sure has been a long month. 🥺🥺
November 21, 2024 at 11:37 PM
This week sure has been a long month. 🥺🥺
@tembrooke.bsky.social You OK after Helene’s rampage? Been thinking of you.
October 4, 2024 at 6:26 PM
@tembrooke.bsky.social You OK after Helene’s rampage? Been thinking of you.
Note to students: Don’t give your instructor attitude on a Friday night if you want that kindness that turns your 89.5 average into an A.
August 31, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Note to students: Don’t give your instructor attitude on a Friday night if you want that kindness that turns your 89.5 average into an A.
A conversation that’s blocking the back exit — not just the door— is about to get on my nerves. Sounds like the woman is having a business meeting right there.
March 15, 2024 at 6:32 PM
A conversation that’s blocking the back exit — not just the door— is about to get on my nerves. Sounds like the woman is having a business meeting right there.
@tembrooke.bsky.social Hope you and yours fared well during the rough weather this weekend.
December 11, 2023 at 12:34 PM
@tembrooke.bsky.social Hope you and yours fared well during the rough weather this weekend.
Crutches are easy to demonstrate when you don’t need them, and when stairs don’t scare you. #brokenankle
November 5, 2023 at 11:56 AM
Crutches are easy to demonstrate when you don’t need them, and when stairs don’t scare you. #brokenankle
I’m amazed by how many people don’t get satire, online or not.
September 17, 2023 at 9:11 PM
I’m amazed by how many people don’t get satire, online or not.
Went to the baseball game with the hubby and didn’t even last a whole inning in my seat. The problem is not the environment; it’s how I coped with it.
September 16, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Went to the baseball game with the hubby and didn’t even last a whole inning in my seat. The problem is not the environment; it’s how I coped with it.
@tembrooke.bsky.social Hi! I'm here!
August 30, 2023 at 12:04 AM
@tembrooke.bsky.social Hi! I'm here!