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Carlo Renné
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Beast? How dare you?
💙🌊
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Swifties pretending to like #TheLifeofaShowgirl

#TaylorSwift
October 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
1. The Flop of Ophelia
2. Floplizabeth Taylor
3. Flopalite
4. Flop Figure
5. Flopest Daughter
6. Flop the Friendship
7. Actually Flop
8. Flop Li$t
9. Floop
10. CANCELLED FLOP!
11. Flopney
12. The Life of a Flop Girl

#TaylorSwift #TheLifeofaShowgirl
October 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Lisa Barlow’s confessional look. #RHSLC #RHOSLC
October 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the
September 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Normalize showing who you are instead of what you have…
September 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Normalize ignoring people with “Hot Takes” chasing engagement by rage baiting.
September 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Same energy. #rhobh
January 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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SZA is so rude because we weren’t even expecting an album until she interrupted our day and told us about it?
December 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Watched Queer today. And OMG Omar Apollo!!! More like Omar A Polla!!!
December 15, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Every body knows I’m a good girl, Officer…
December 10, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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"Luigi Mangione stuns in metallic handcuffs while entering court"
December 9, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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When other people post jokes about a murderer: tacky, vulgar, classless

When I do: witty, bold, hilarious
December 9, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW
December 9, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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and over at the bar tonight we have
December 9, 2024 at 11:15 PM
It took a McDonald’s employee to do the NYPD job.
December 9, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Luigi Mangione > Daniel Penny
December 9, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Calling security to escort people out of dinners/events is such a Karen move. Meredith needs a storyline urgently. Such a tacky move #RHOSLC #RHSLC
December 5, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Heather has a great sense of style. - said no one ever. #RHOSLC #RHSLC
December 5, 2024 at 1:45 AM
#RHONY reboot so bad it made the NYC ballroom scene look boring. Cancel this 💩
December 4, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Kathy is lowkey Team Dorit. #RHOBH
December 4, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Mauricio is giving the typical mid-life crisis douchebag energy. Get him out of my Tv. #RHOBH
December 4, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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I’m so glad Andrew Tate was denied a voice here. Why should we be confronted with his aggressive misogyny and homophobia? Why should he get to spew his hatred anywhere? Of course we can reject him and all he stands for. It needs to be our response more often.
Thank you 🦋
November 21, 2024 at 7:33 AM