He’s absolutely going to eat my face in my sleep tonight. Happy Hallowe’en, everyone!

Anyone else with a poodle who seems entirely shocked with her own bodily functions?

Walter White states, menacingly, “I am the one who knots!”, as he completes a row of French knots on his lovely English garden cross-stitch

Whelp, in weird achievements, I’ve unlocked the entire Zelda: EoW map, maxed out my fairy upgrades, and gotten every stamp (except the story-locked one)… all before engaging with the storyline. It took a lot of smoothies, but I’m pretty proud to have done it

oh my goodness, happy birthday to meeeeeeeee

So, currently playing Zelda: TOTK, and came across the “House of Bones”, then realized that a House of Bones, and Bone House, are technically the same thing but also couldn’t be more different

Oh gosh, first S🪁… this needs to be good. Um, I KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THE CHICKEN DANCE AND IT’S NOT ABOUT THE BIRD. Phew. Nailed it.