Carleen
carleeen.bsky.social
Carleen
@carleeen.bsky.social
I talk a lot of shit
The worst part about watching this show live is not being able to fast forward through these two dumb bitches

#TheValley
July 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I need to know what happened over at Noodles and Company because their food is straight ASS now
June 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My entire personality has turned into “know what sounds good? A cig”
June 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It looks like Jeremiah has PTSD helicopters in his brain while Huda’s crazy ass is STILL talking about those damn pancakes

#LoveIslandUSA #LoveIslandUSA7
June 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Does peacock not understand we’re all on the brink of suicide and we need something to live for?!

#LoveIslandUSA
a man in a red jacket is standing in a hallway holding a stack of film reels ..
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June 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I apologize for who I’m about to become while watching both Love Islands and having access to the internet

#LoveIslandUSA #LoveIsland
a cartoon character is wearing a hoodie and laughing in front of a fire background .
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June 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m tired of people giving me stupid solutions when I have shit going on. I didn’t subscribe to the unsolicited advice newsletter but thanks anyway
May 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
May a friend group like this NEVER find me

#TheValley
May 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If Kyle fucking Cooke told me to “pipe down” I would hit him in the head with a hammer

#SummerHouse
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May 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Brittany telling Jax not to kiss their kid on the face because he fucked someone the night before is lowkey hilarious

#TheValley
a woman is smiling and says that is funny
ALT: a woman is smiling and says that is funny
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April 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I don’t believe for one second Jax cares about being away from his son more than he cares about missing 30 days of filming this show

#TheValley
April 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
One of my favorite parts of the internet has to be getting to Google if two different medications have interactions. Like is this cool or will my heart stop?
April 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I literally could not care less if a public figure does cocaine sometimes like …okay??? So???
April 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The most vile victimized pathetic group of men I have ever seen in my life (Lino excluded) fuck all them

#TemptationIslandnetflix #Temptationisland
April 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I don’t have anyone sending me money for absolutely nothing in return and I’m starting to take that personally
March 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Stop letting musicians act. Just because they have a hit single doesn’t mean they can carry a scene and I’m sick of it
March 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I wanna know what kind of people are leaving reviews for Taco Bell. What are your stories? I need every detail
March 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Reposted by Carleen
I'm going to say something very controversial, I'm available to fight you, but you won't get far.

Children do not belong at the brewery. The corn hole, shuffle board, jenga? Not for little kids. You know who else is at the brewery? People who dont fucking care.
March 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I simply can’t go on accepting disrespect with tits like mine
March 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
If you’re obsessed with Leighton Meester and Adam Brody but haven’t seen the masterpiece that is Life Partners please don’t speak to me
February 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I think I am deeply unwell

#ThisIsTaylorSwift
February 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
oN tHe JoE rOgAn PoDcAsT

Girl shut the fuck up

#LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind8 #LIB
February 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Alan is all of us when Sandoval is on our screens

#TheTraitorsUS
February 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Can you imagine having to listen to anything Kathy Hilton says with a straight face? Lmao no.

#RHOBH
What Dorit Kemsley GIF
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February 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Immediately NO.

#Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM