❄️Mary Cosby's Praise Dance❄️
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❄️Mary Cosby's Praise Dance❄️
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Randall, there is no smoking in the Obelisk chamber.
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Don’t Worry, Darling was actually a great movie??
I feel like a lot of the controversy around it is rooted in misogyny. Which is crazy, considering the overall premise is what the manospher is trying to push today.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“Drag queens are indoctrinating our kids”
Um I grew up on Ru Paul’s talk show. Indoctrinating to what? Say it out loud.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A millennial in crisis booked most of these acts #macysthanksgivingdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hope you all cook today like you’re trying to avoid the Judas Cradle for your lawyers and Uber Drivers
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If Ciara isn’t pregnant, why is the cameraman doing everything in their power to not shoot her from below the bust
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Stay out of my inbox with that “UP TO 40% off”.
Black Friday used to mean something. I saw some Karen’s literally scrap over a bed in a bag that was 20$ marked down from ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS. They would try and sneak in the employee entrance, they would try and BRIBE us.
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My favorite grocery store re arranged itself the weekend before thanksgiving. That’s how my day is going.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Something that has always bothered me about Harry Potter:
When Snape is going at Ron&Harry because the flying car crashes into the Womping Willow, he’s like that tree has been here since before you were born! ….ok they are like 13. A 13 year old tree is not impressive.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This auntie loves KATSEYE.
I didn’t know they were gonna blow up like this after the documentary I watched about them. Very happy for all those young ladies, thank you for bringing back AMAZING Gap commercials and serious bops.
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
People saying Lilly Allen is doing too much… clearly not familiar with her game. She’s been like this. Honestly she could be doing MORE.
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I don’t give a Kentucky Fried Fuck if you are a Teenager trick or treating. The gag is, Auntie was giving them extra full size bars, extra mini handfuls, and even a CHIP options. Auntie is happy you’re out here in costume instead of doing crime.
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Listen, regardless of if you’re on benefits or not, yall better get to them peoples store before the weekend. It was giving Hurricane/Blizzard on the horizon. Tensions are going to be at an all time high, make sure you’re taken care of!
October 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I realise what a privilege it is, but good Lord I hateeeeee going to the dentist
October 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
WICKED FABREEZE SPRAY! Nothing says capitalism like a bathroom scented like poop and WICKED
OH AND ALL THE WICKED MAKEUP AND PERFUME AND I THINK I SAW SHOWER PUFFS
Oh of course, gotta have the Wicked dishwasher pods to go with the Wicked Dawn Spray that goes with the Wicked Deodorant that goes with the Wicked Laundry soap
October 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The best part of Pearl is when she’s doing that fuck ass dance. Completely caught me off guard and made the movie perfect. You think this whole time she’s gonna be bringing some heat because you know she wiped out the whole fam. God I love that movie
October 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
OH AND ALL THE WICKED MAKEUP AND PERFUME AND I THINK I SAW SHOWER PUFFS
Oh of course, gotta have the Wicked dishwasher pods to go with the Wicked Dawn Spray that goes with the Wicked Deodorant that goes with the Wicked Laundry soap
October 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Oh of course, gotta have the Wicked dishwasher pods to go with the Wicked Dawn Spray that goes with the Wicked Deodorant that goes with the Wicked Laundry soap
October 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wicked DEODORANT??? This needs to stop
October 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Movie collaboration/branding has gotten out of control. Why is there Wicked themed laundry pods? Why.
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??

- most everyone with access to the internet rn
October 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I’m so irritated all this shrimp keeps getting recalled, because I could really go for a shrimp cocktail rn
October 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Nikki STILL at it omg
October 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Idk how else to describe it, I’m just so chill. I know the world is burning, but it’s October. We made it.
October 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If the day starts out foggy and overcast, it needs to stay that way. I’m not trying to see the sun, I’ve already committed to foggy day activities and mindset. I will literally hiss if the sun comes out.
September 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Isn’t the MLB a billion dollar industry? Why are these players wearing sponsor patches on their sleeves like an impoverished school district soccer team?
September 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM