Carbonated Man
@carbonated-man.bsky.social
Awkward, Autistic, Kinda Weird, No social skills.
Leftist, but politics isn't my whole personality.
I like humor, music, art, and sci-fi.
Guaranteed cringe or your bubbles back!
Leftist, but politics isn't my whole personality.
I like humor, music, art, and sci-fi.
Guaranteed cringe or your bubbles back!
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(2) Hurst so bad I ciuldlnt get back to sleep, so I headed to the ER around 6am. It's like almost 9pm now, and Im all woozy from drugd and lack of slee p but I'm finally home and ready to pass the fuck out.
February 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
(2) Hurst so bad I ciuldlnt get back to sleep, so I headed to the ER around 6am. It's like almost 9pm now, and Im all woozy from drugd and lack of slee p but I'm finally home and ready to pass the fuck out.
Hooome! Finally! On like 3 different pain killers amd some antibiotic rn. Woke up in the middle of tge night last moght with the left side of my face all blown up likr someone shived a softball inside of my cheek. (1)
February 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hooome! Finally! On like 3 different pain killers amd some antibiotic rn. Woke up in the middle of tge night last moght with the left side of my face all blown up likr someone shived a softball inside of my cheek. (1)
Things you say when you're stoned...
"Hey bro... what're you doing?"
"Nothing man. Just... trying to catch my breath... Without breathing."
"Hey bro... what're you doing?"
"Nothing man. Just... trying to catch my breath... Without breathing."
February 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Things you say when you're stoned...
"Hey bro... what're you doing?"
"Nothing man. Just... trying to catch my breath... Without breathing."
"Hey bro... what're you doing?"
"Nothing man. Just... trying to catch my breath... Without breathing."
Stabbing Westward: alternative rock
February 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Stabbing Westward: alternative rock
Okay so lemme see if I've got this straight? We got AD and 1 first rounder going to the Mavs in exchange for Luka going to the Lakers a few days ago. And now a 5 team trade just went through to get Jimmy Butler on the Warriors?
WTF is going on with the trades this year? This shit is crazy!
WTF is going on with the trades this year? This shit is crazy!
February 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Okay so lemme see if I've got this straight? We got AD and 1 first rounder going to the Mavs in exchange for Luka going to the Lakers a few days ago. And now a 5 team trade just went through to get Jimmy Butler on the Warriors?
WTF is going on with the trades this year? This shit is crazy!
WTF is going on with the trades this year? This shit is crazy!
Was joking around and BSing with my lil bro and a mutual friend. Bro says "Let me weigh in on this real quick." My reaction: "Weigh in? MFer noone cares about your half a pound. Oh, I'm sorry wouldn't want to make you seem fat, I meant half an ounce."
February 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Was joking around and BSing with my lil bro and a mutual friend. Bro says "Let me weigh in on this real quick." My reaction: "Weigh in? MFer noone cares about your half a pound. Oh, I'm sorry wouldn't want to make you seem fat, I meant half an ounce."
Am I just dumb here? I always thought that the AP was an apolitical news agency? No real bias one way or the other?
February 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Am I just dumb here? I always thought that the AP was an apolitical news agency? No real bias one way or the other?
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I just laughed so hard I woke the cat.
(But it also true. Someone please help.)
(But it also true. Someone please help.)
February 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I just laughed so hard I woke the cat.
(But it also true. Someone please help.)
(But it also true. Someone please help.)
When I was in highschool my mother warned me that spending too much time on the internet would be bad for my mental health. Ever since then I've been telling myself that she was wrong.
But the past two weeks have me wondering if I should start calling her Nostramomus.
But the past two weeks have me wondering if I should start calling her Nostramomus.
February 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
When I was in highschool my mother warned me that spending too much time on the internet would be bad for my mental health. Ever since then I've been telling myself that she was wrong.
But the past two weeks have me wondering if I should start calling her Nostramomus.
But the past two weeks have me wondering if I should start calling her Nostramomus.
Apparently it was Hazelnut.
February 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Apparently it was Hazelnut.
Me: walks in kitchen to get a cuppa. Pot is empty. Looks at rack with different coffee flavors. Grabs one, sets up new pot. Walks out of kitchen.
5 seconds later: What flavor did I make?!?!?!?
5 seconds later: What flavor did I make?!?!?!?
February 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Me: walks in kitchen to get a cuppa. Pot is empty. Looks at rack with different coffee flavors. Grabs one, sets up new pot. Walks out of kitchen.
5 seconds later: What flavor did I make?!?!?!?
5 seconds later: What flavor did I make?!?!?!?
Honestly always kind of surprised me Promise and On The Roof Again weren't big hits. Both songs were/still are total bangers.
February 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Honestly always kind of surprised me Promise and On The Roof Again weren't big hits. Both songs were/still are total bangers.
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I understand not being able to get a driver's license w/ my epilepsy is for for everybody's safety, and I'd hate myself if I had a seizure behind the wheel and accidentally deleted a few folks. But did lawmakers ever consider forcing me to be a pedestrian means I get soaked everytime it rains? Huh?
a man in a suit and tie is standing in the rain and crying .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in the rain and crying .
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I understand not being able to get a driver's license w/ my epilepsy is for for everybody's safety, and I'd hate myself if I had a seizure behind the wheel and accidentally deleted a few folks. But did lawmakers ever consider forcing me to be a pedestrian means I get soaked everytime it rains? Huh?
Aw maaaan. Just put all my funds into a cetacean coin too. 😟
January 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Aw maaaan. Just put all my funds into a cetacean coin too. 😟
20 books that influenced you. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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January 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
20 books that influenced you. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
11:
11:
Current Job hunt status:
I just walked past a mouse in my kitchen holding up a sign that said "Will squeak for crumbs." and sat down next to him with my own sign that said "Me Too".
I just walked past a mouse in my kitchen holding up a sign that said "Will squeak for crumbs." and sat down next to him with my own sign that said "Me Too".
January 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Current Job hunt status:
I just walked past a mouse in my kitchen holding up a sign that said "Will squeak for crumbs." and sat down next to him with my own sign that said "Me Too".
I just walked past a mouse in my kitchen holding up a sign that said "Will squeak for crumbs." and sat down next to him with my own sign that said "Me Too".
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I just stole this. ❤️
January 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I just stole this. ❤️
So that's the burning sensation we keep hearing about?
January 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
So that's the burning sensation we keep hearing about?