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caramida (he/they)
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Maybe we’ll play a game. Maybe we’ll learn something together.
Human rights is human rights is human rights.
Oakland, CA #oaklandrootssc #blacktranslivesmatter #ttrpysky
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The law cannot protect anyone unless it binds everyone; and it cannot bind anyone unless it protects everyone.”
― Frank Wilhoit
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process — theonion.com/not-sure-how...
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Mamdani is gonna implement shawarma law. The spinning meat sliced onto pita generously covered with tahini and cucumber sauce, spiced with chilli crisp.
Mamdani is gonna implement shakshuka law. Everyone gets distributed a delicious pan of simmering tomatoes, onions, garlic, spices, and gently poached eggs, which they get as state-sponsored breakfast.
Mamdani is gonna implement sharpei law. The state will now issue every family their very own wrinkle dog.
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Do not pivot away from this talking point.
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Oof, I mean, yeah.
Unsurprising, but disappointing even so.
Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
HEAD'S UP FELLOW #CREATIVES!
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Very much like Uncharles, I just want to take care of my people. Awkwardly enough, Avasarala taught me that they are all our people.
November 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
While we are waiting with ‘bated breath for Netflix to drop Season 4, I hear that there is a The Diplomat prequel show about Ambassador Wyler’s college years.

It’s called Felicity?
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Nextdoor: the worst of Twitter meets the worst of Neighborhood Watch.
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It’s become increasingly obvious that actual TDS was never an experienced by people who disliked that fucken guy. The folk who were (and are) deranged by him are exclusively his rabid supporters.
October 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Pity the nation where thieves prosper and workers anguish.

‘Surely there will be a day of reckoning for those who defraud the laborer of his hire.’
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you don’t want to risk being mauled by an inebriate in a weaving Malibu, then stay off the roads!
My mask protects you, and your mask pr… oh, you feel it’s unreasonable to wear a mask? Wow, um, ok then.
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My mask protects you, and your mask pr… oh, you feel it’s unreasonable to wear a mask? Wow, um, ok then.
October 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Courage is the birthplace of confidence. - Debbie Millman
October 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I wonder how a certain classical music composer in Ohio must feel to have his offhand observation about conservatism be proven to the point of absurdity every single day: in-groups the law protects but does not bind, and outgroups it binds but does not protect.
President Donald Trump said late Friday that he had commuted the prison sentence of George Santos, the former Republican congressman from New York who pleaded guilty to federal charges of wire fraud and aggravated identity theft.

Read more: www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It’s easy to do:

bsky.app/profile/cara...
Funny thing happened at dinner tonight with friends.

“I think we should make conservatism illegal.” 1/
October 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
October 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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“Political issues aren't siloes, they're all connected, and Mamdani recognizes that. Other Democrats need to see it too, and I hope they are paying attention.”
I wrote a little about some of the little details you might have missed in this video and why it hit me so hard as a trans person this morning:

www.burnsnotice.com/you-have-to-...
October 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Unsolicited prick pics
October 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Next, he’ll introduce a resolution that will honor that fecking guy with the EGOT.
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)
October 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Pour one out for everyone who will never have a billionaire write a love song to our genitalia
October 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Hwaet! We have a story about the Spear-Danes, from the old days
when Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
Attention I ask from all the sacred people, greater and lesser offspring of Heimdall! Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
October 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Rick Scott wants to protect Bibi Netanyahu, but not his own constituents.
S.2935
A bill to prohibit State and local law enforcement officers ...

SPONSOR: Sen. Rick Scott (R), FL
№ CO-SPONSORS: 0

STATUS: Introduced

LATEST ACTION: Senate - 2025-09-29 Read twice and referred to the Committee on ...

#Republicans

Details at congress.gov
September 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I hope and expect that face-eating leopards will do the right thing
I hope and expect to not have armed fascists terrorizing my neighborhood.

I hope and expect not to go into debt trying to buy fucking groceries.

Hakeem Jeffries has 2 braincells and they're both fighting for 3rd place.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: "We hope and expect that Republicans will do the right thing"
September 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM