Caramel Kangaroo 🦘
@caramelkangaroo.bsky.social
Kangaroo things here, with added caramel obsession. Furry, gamer (especially Nintendo), traveler. Ace. Taken. 36.
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I'll try my best to imitate the old Dunkaroos mascot, but I know I've got pretty big shoes to fill!
(🎨 by the awesome @tylarstorm.bsky.social )
(🎨 by the awesome @tylarstorm.bsky.social )
January 30, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I'll try my best to imitate the old Dunkaroos mascot, but I know I've got pretty big shoes to fill!
(🎨 by the awesome @tylarstorm.bsky.social )
(🎨 by the awesome @tylarstorm.bsky.social )
Me when I am denied a caramel treat
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Me when I am denied a caramel treat
The stock market would be more fun if the people there were in bull and bear costumes as they ran around yelling on the trading floor.
January 30, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The stock market would be more fun if the people there were in bull and bear costumes as they ran around yelling on the trading floor.
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One of the hardest life lessons that took me a very very long time to grasp was to stop living my life desperately trying to please everyone. The fact of the matter is some people will like me, some won't....and that's ok. That's life. But I've reached a point in life where I don't have the energy
January 29, 2026 at 9:17 PM
One of the hardest life lessons that took me a very very long time to grasp was to stop living my life desperately trying to please everyone. The fact of the matter is some people will like me, some won't....and that's ok. That's life. But I've reached a point in life where I don't have the energy
Live now. Do the fun things you want to do. You never know when you can't anymore, as life and health are never guaranteed and your ability to do things can change in an instant.
Obviously, be responsible with it. But enjoy life and good health while you have it.
Obviously, be responsible with it. But enjoy life and good health while you have it.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Live now. Do the fun things you want to do. You never know when you can't anymore, as life and health are never guaranteed and your ability to do things can change in an instant.
Obviously, be responsible with it. But enjoy life and good health while you have it.
Obviously, be responsible with it. But enjoy life and good health while you have it.
It has come to my attention that it is Girl Scout cookie season.
Samoas, Adventurefuls, and Toffee-tastics will not stand a chance with me around!
Samoas, Adventurefuls, and Toffee-tastics will not stand a chance with me around!
January 29, 2026 at 7:02 PM
It has come to my attention that it is Girl Scout cookie season.
Samoas, Adventurefuls, and Toffee-tastics will not stand a chance with me around!
Samoas, Adventurefuls, and Toffee-tastics will not stand a chance with me around!
No. Stop it. I remember thinking that the NES was so old when the PS3 came out.
Stoooooopp
Stoooooopp
Next year the PlayStation 3 will be older than the NES was when the PS3 launched.
January 29, 2026 at 6:54 PM
No. Stop it. I remember thinking that the NES was so old when the PS3 came out.
Stoooooopp
Stoooooopp
Can't believe What Does the Fox Say is from over 12 years ago
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Can't believe What Does the Fox Say is from over 12 years ago
Thinking about the time my now girlfriend was shocked that I went to a furry convention. After we met working in IT and finding out that we both love Animal Crossing.
I think it's more surprising she's not a furry than that I am one tbh
I think it's more surprising she's not a furry than that I am one tbh
January 28, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Thinking about the time my now girlfriend was shocked that I went to a furry convention. After we met working in IT and finding out that we both love Animal Crossing.
I think it's more surprising she's not a furry than that I am one tbh
I think it's more surprising she's not a furry than that I am one tbh
Still excited about Yoshi in the Super Mario Galaxy movie! I want to hug him!
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Still excited about Yoshi in the Super Mario Galaxy movie! I want to hug him!
The stock market has been jumping around a lot lately and I'm kinda hyped because people might call it a kangaroo market again.
January 22, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The stock market has been jumping around a lot lately and I'm kinda hyped because people might call it a kangaroo market again.
The next Animal Crossing needs to allow you to make your own animal character to play as.
I wanna be my fursona in Animal Crossing dang it!
I wanna be my fursona in Animal Crossing dang it!
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 PM
The next Animal Crossing needs to allow you to make your own animal character to play as.
I wanna be my fursona in Animal Crossing dang it!
I wanna be my fursona in Animal Crossing dang it!
Me:
*Wins $50 from gambling*
Yay, I beat the casino, while using the free nights they gave me!
*Looks at what I paid for food and resort fees*
... The house ALWAYS wins
*Wins $50 from gambling*
Yay, I beat the casino, while using the free nights they gave me!
*Looks at what I paid for food and resort fees*
... The house ALWAYS wins
January 21, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Me:
*Wins $50 from gambling*
Yay, I beat the casino, while using the free nights they gave me!
*Looks at what I paid for food and resort fees*
... The house ALWAYS wins
*Wins $50 from gambling*
Yay, I beat the casino, while using the free nights they gave me!
*Looks at what I paid for food and resort fees*
... The house ALWAYS wins
I saw a kangaroo slot machine today! Yes I played on it. Yes I lost money. No I'm not mad. How could I be when kangaroos show up?
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I saw a kangaroo slot machine today! Yes I played on it. Yes I lost money. No I'm not mad. How could I be when kangaroos show up?
The investing term "kangaroo market" does not get enough usage and that needs to change
January 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The investing term "kangaroo market" does not get enough usage and that needs to change
Hey Las Vegas and Southern California gamblers! Anyone know about good casinos and player's cards?
Club One Vegas (Circa, Golden Gate, The D) has been good, but I wonder about others. Especially with low minimum (up to $10, prefer $5) live blackjack, which I don't have.
Mostly like free rooms.
Club One Vegas (Circa, Golden Gate, The D) has been good, but I wonder about others. Especially with low minimum (up to $10, prefer $5) live blackjack, which I don't have.
Mostly like free rooms.
January 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Hey Las Vegas and Southern California gamblers! Anyone know about good casinos and player's cards?
Club One Vegas (Circa, Golden Gate, The D) has been good, but I wonder about others. Especially with low minimum (up to $10, prefer $5) live blackjack, which I don't have.
Mostly like free rooms.
Club One Vegas (Circa, Golden Gate, The D) has been good, but I wonder about others. Especially with low minimum (up to $10, prefer $5) live blackjack, which I don't have.
Mostly like free rooms.
Wondering how my cats would react if I came home wearing a full body kangaroo fursuit
Wonder if they'd go in my pouch
Wonder if they'd go in my pouch
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Wondering how my cats would react if I came home wearing a full body kangaroo fursuit
Wonder if they'd go in my pouch
Wonder if they'd go in my pouch
I miss the old school slot machines that would give coins. Always imagined getting a big win and filling up my pouch with lots of coins!
January 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I miss the old school slot machines that would give coins. Always imagined getting a big win and filling up my pouch with lots of coins!
Having cats means you cannot throw boxes away without them playing with it first. Only after they've gotten bored with or sufficiently destroyed the box is it legal to throw it away.
January 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Having cats means you cannot throw boxes away without them playing with it first. Only after they've gotten bored with or sufficiently destroyed the box is it legal to throw it away.
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People often ask me how I smuggle chocolate into the movie theaters.
Well...
I have a few Twix up my sleeve!
Well...
I have a few Twix up my sleeve!
January 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
People often ask me how I smuggle chocolate into the movie theaters.
Well...
I have a few Twix up my sleeve!
Well...
I have a few Twix up my sleeve!
I'm seeing a lot more 3DS stuff lately and I have just one question.
Wanna StreetPass?
Wanna StreetPass?
January 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I'm seeing a lot more 3DS stuff lately and I have just one question.
Wanna StreetPass?
Wanna StreetPass?
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My ancestors are smiling at me. Can you say the same? UwU
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
My ancestors are smiling at me. Can you say the same? UwU
Is it true that if you go to a furry convention as a human, it's like you're in Animal Crossing?
January 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Is it true that if you go to a furry convention as a human, it's like you're in Animal Crossing?
Interesting article about the new Joy-Cons. I remember every Nintendo portable since Game Boy Color had multiple colors at launch. Switch 2 was the first that didn't. The color it has is more subtle too. Style changes, but it's kinda sad. Variety and color is nice.
www.polygon.com/joy-con-2-sw...
www.polygon.com/joy-con-2-sw...
New Joy-Con colors emphasize an unexpected Switch 2 disappointment
Purple and green Joy-Con 2 options will release on February 12, but fans might want to think twice before putting down the $99.99 for them
www.polygon.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Interesting article about the new Joy-Cons. I remember every Nintendo portable since Game Boy Color had multiple colors at launch. Switch 2 was the first that didn't. The color it has is more subtle too. Style changes, but it's kinda sad. Variety and color is nice.
www.polygon.com/joy-con-2-sw...
www.polygon.com/joy-con-2-sw...
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Who's gonna tell him Wilford is not a real kangaroo? He thinks Wilford is his long lost mother
January 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Who's gonna tell him Wilford is not a real kangaroo? He thinks Wilford is his long lost mother