Rex Masters
mastersrex.bsky.social
Rex Masters
@mastersrex.bsky.social
Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.
I’ve heard nothing since.
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup ?

Anyone can mash potatoes

😆
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I recently wrote a book about poltergeists, and I'm proud to say that it is flying off the shelves.
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Actually I sucked being a Tanker, I make a much better dog.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Are there any Honey Badgers 🦡 in the fandom ?
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Is there such a thing as “Professional” Furs ?
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I just purchased a Van Gogh table.

I know it was owned by him because some of the veneer is missing.

😉
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
How do you identify a bald eagle ?
All his feathers are combed over to one side
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My cloning experiments finally paid off.
I'm so excited, I'm beside myself.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Support the Egomaniac Society. Because without us you are nothing !
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Watched Show Boat last night, now I have that song Old Man River stuck in my head
😂
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’ll do algebra. I’ll do trig.

But geometry is where I draw the line
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Don’t mind me. Just hiding from the balloons 🎈 today.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Reposted by Rex Masters
trusting the guys working unpaid to do the right thing here
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Happy Birthday to @wildacai.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What did the worm say to his daughter when she came home late?

Where on earth have you been?
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What do you call a wizard that loves to play golf? ⛳️

Harry Putter
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Watching the classic Jimmy Stewart movie Harvey 🐰 tonight.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I went to a psychic last week.
Knew he was a phony right off when he accepted my check
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Did you hear about the strike at the tissue factory ?

Thousands are going to picket now

👃

Pick it
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I broke my finger last week...

On the other hand I’m OK.
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
These are wild 😜

youtu.be/mC3UQO8c2zM?...
Homosexuality in Pre-Codes: Cartoons Vol. 2
YouTube video by Pre-Code Hollywood Classic Clips
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I like jokes about the eyes, the cornea the better
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My wife says there are two things wrong with me.
Number one I don’t listen and number 2 is something else she said
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM