Rex Masters
mastersrex.bsky.social
Rex Masters
@mastersrex.bsky.social
Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!
January 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
The zoos in Alabama tend not to have elephants because of the dental problems they can have.

Because Tuscaloosa is down there
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
No I don’t have cognitive decline !
I can remember 2025 like it was yesterday
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Did anyone notice in Zootopia 2 there is in the background several bottles labeled “Hoof Oil” can be seen in the old honey moon lodge
😉
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Watching The Poseidon Adventure like we always do on New Year’s Eve. It’s a family ritual
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Last night, I decided to hug my pillow because I was feeling a little down.
December 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Doctor ; I’m waiting for your X-ray.

Patient; but doctor I’ve never dated anyone named Ray
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Mental abuse is called silent murder for a reason.
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hi there friends !
How are you today ?
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
What do you call an old Snowman ☃️ ?

Water
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Do you know what the difference is between a Zoo in the North versus a Zoo in the South ?

Not only do Zoos in the South have the name of the animal displayed they also have the recipe

😂🤣
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just so everyone is clear . . .

I’m going to put my glasses on
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I joined a gym and asked the trainer what machine I could use to attract the ladies.
He said a ATM
December 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Can’t believe that I haven’t seen the movie WestWorld from 1973 till today.
Not bad at all, of course taking in account when it was made.
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.
December 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Went to my friend’s visitation today.
He actually passed away last august but the family is so spread out they decided to have it after Christmas.
He was very active in the community and belonged to several civic organizations. Just a super decent guy. He laughed so hard when he met Rex 😻.
December 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sanctuary does not exist, only old man with lots of cats

-Logan 5-
December 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I actually went old school and paid for my groceries in cash, next week I’m chopping wood and riding the horse into town for provisions

😂
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Russian scientists have developed a fungus that produces milk.
They are calling it the moss cow.
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I got a pack of cigs in my stocking
😂🤣
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Wow !
So many emotions today
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My autistic son got up really early and dug out the old VCR, hooked it up and started watching old Christmas cartoons his grandmother taped for him before she died 😢😭😭
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Watching The Velveteen Rabbit narrated by Meryl Streep.
For some reason this cartoon really hits me hard 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Hot Summer Husky!
@mastersrex.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What kind of insurance company emails the bill to you on Christmas Eve ?
Haven’t they seen A Christmas Carol ? Lol 😂
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM