Rex Masters
@mastersrex.bsky.social
Your friendly supplier of dad jokes.
Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!
Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!
I’m so worried about the future of Olympic skiing.
It seems to be going downhill fast.
It seems to be going downhill fast.
February 17, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I’m so worried about the future of Olympic skiing.
It seems to be going downhill fast.
It seems to be going downhill fast.
Haven’t started the 1935 tractor in 2 years, amazingly it started right up.
February 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Haven’t started the 1935 tractor in 2 years, amazingly it started right up.
My kids were throwing scrabble tiles at each other all weekend.
I told them to stop because it’s all fun and games till someone loses an “I”.
I told them to stop because it’s all fun and games till someone loses an “I”.
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
My kids were throwing scrabble tiles at each other all weekend.
I told them to stop because it’s all fun and games till someone loses an “I”.
I told them to stop because it’s all fun and games till someone loses an “I”.
Two Olympians were talking at the Olympics.
So are you a pole vaulter ?
No I’m a German
So are you a pole vaulter ?
No I’m a German
February 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Two Olympians were talking at the Olympics.
So are you a pole vaulter ?
No I’m a German
So are you a pole vaulter ?
No I’m a German
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Catch me winning gold in curling at the next Winter Olympics 🥌
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Catch me winning gold in curling at the next Winter Olympics 🥌
With it being Valentines Day we are watching the 1980 classic Somewhere in Time.
It stars Jane Seymour and Christopher Reeve.
This movie has a huge cult following and has a con every year at the hotel where it was filmed.
It stars Jane Seymour and Christopher Reeve.
This movie has a huge cult following and has a con every year at the hotel where it was filmed.
February 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
With it being Valentines Day we are watching the 1980 classic Somewhere in Time.
It stars Jane Seymour and Christopher Reeve.
This movie has a huge cult following and has a con every year at the hotel where it was filmed.
It stars Jane Seymour and Christopher Reeve.
This movie has a huge cult following and has a con every year at the hotel where it was filmed.
A man was killed by a shark while honeymooning in Australia. Fortunately he did not suffer for long as he'd only been married for 4 days.
February 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
A man was killed by a shark while honeymooning in Australia. Fortunately he did not suffer for long as he'd only been married for 4 days.
Watching the Olympics.
Man that Skeleton is a Bat Sh*t crazy sport.
Makes the titanium plate in my neck tingle every time I watch it.
Man that Skeleton is a Bat Sh*t crazy sport.
Makes the titanium plate in my neck tingle every time I watch it.
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Watching the Olympics.
Man that Skeleton is a Bat Sh*t crazy sport.
Makes the titanium plate in my neck tingle every time I watch it.
Man that Skeleton is a Bat Sh*t crazy sport.
Makes the titanium plate in my neck tingle every time I watch it.
Sometimes life gets overwhelming for me, I wake up in the middle of the night and just stare at the ceiling, off into the empty void and life seems meaningless.
Then I remember the fandom, my fuzzy friends and I smile and suddenly all is right with me and my life.
Smile my friends and be fuzzy !
Then I remember the fandom, my fuzzy friends and I smile and suddenly all is right with me and my life.
Smile my friends and be fuzzy !
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Sometimes life gets overwhelming for me, I wake up in the middle of the night and just stare at the ceiling, off into the empty void and life seems meaningless.
Then I remember the fandom, my fuzzy friends and I smile and suddenly all is right with me and my life.
Smile my friends and be fuzzy !
Then I remember the fandom, my fuzzy friends and I smile and suddenly all is right with me and my life.
Smile my friends and be fuzzy !
Tonight’s family movie is the romantic comedy You’ve Got Mail with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.
From 1998, it’s actually a remake of the 1940 movie The Shop Around the Corner starring Jimmy Stewart.
Both are really good movies.
From 1998, it’s actually a remake of the 1940 movie The Shop Around the Corner starring Jimmy Stewart.
Both are really good movies.
February 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Tonight’s family movie is the romantic comedy You’ve Got Mail with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.
From 1998, it’s actually a remake of the 1940 movie The Shop Around the Corner starring Jimmy Stewart.
Both are really good movies.
From 1998, it’s actually a remake of the 1940 movie The Shop Around the Corner starring Jimmy Stewart.
Both are really good movies.
I put in a Star Wars tape last night.
“Arrg, Ya matey, I might your father, Arrg!”
I think I got a pirated copy
“Arrg, Ya matey, I might your father, Arrg!”
I think I got a pirated copy
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I put in a Star Wars tape last night.
“Arrg, Ya matey, I might your father, Arrg!”
I think I got a pirated copy
“Arrg, Ya matey, I might your father, Arrg!”
I think I got a pirated copy
I waved back at my neighbor for 5 minutes this morning till I realized she was just washing her windows
February 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I waved back at my neighbor for 5 minutes this morning till I realized she was just washing her windows
Seen on the door of a gynecologist.
“Always at Your Cervix”
“Always at Your Cervix”
February 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Seen on the door of a gynecologist.
“Always at Your Cervix”
“Always at Your Cervix”
I got scammed again, went to the store and bought a can of fly spray.
Used it all over myself and I still can’t fly
Used it all over myself and I still can’t fly
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I got scammed again, went to the store and bought a can of fly spray.
Used it all over myself and I still can’t fly
Used it all over myself and I still can’t fly
Have you ever been nice and asked the cashier at the market what their favorite candy bar is and then buy it for them ?
I love doing this !
(at the self checkout)
I love doing this !
(at the self checkout)
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Have you ever been nice and asked the cashier at the market what their favorite candy bar is and then buy it for them ?
I love doing this !
(at the self checkout)
I love doing this !
(at the self checkout)
Do you know why women really like watching Curling 🥌 ?
It’s the only time they get to see a man using a broom 🧹
It’s the only time they get to see a man using a broom 🧹
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Do you know why women really like watching Curling 🥌 ?
It’s the only time they get to see a man using a broom 🧹
It’s the only time they get to see a man using a broom 🧹
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Bringing the fox beanies to MCFC this week! 🦊
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Bringing the fox beanies to MCFC this week! 🦊
At the Legume Growers Society meeting the guy who discovered the chick pea was giving an award for his work.
Unfortunately he had passed away so it was awarded Post Hummusly
Unfortunately he had passed away so it was awarded Post Hummusly
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
At the Legume Growers Society meeting the guy who discovered the chick pea was giving an award for his work.
Unfortunately he had passed away so it was awarded Post Hummusly
Unfortunately he had passed away so it was awarded Post Hummusly
I got a job at a paperless office, it well till I had to use the bathroom
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I got a job at a paperless office, it well till I had to use the bathroom
I got my Shingles shot last week, this week I plan to get one for vinyl siding
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I got my Shingles shot last week, this week I plan to get one for vinyl siding
I actually really liked the halftime show. It was quite clever and the choreography was excellent.
Much better than I expected.
Much better than I expected.
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I actually really liked the halftime show. It was quite clever and the choreography was excellent.
Much better than I expected.
Much better than I expected.
I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, comb my hair, brush my teeth, straighten my clothes and eat vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.
February 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, comb my hair, brush my teeth, straighten my clothes and eat vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter ?
He didn’t have the hare fare
He didn’t have the hare fare
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter ?
He didn’t have the hare fare
He didn’t have the hare fare
What’s the worst kind of cat to have ?
A catastrophe!
A catastrophe!
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
What’s the worst kind of cat to have ?
A catastrophe!
A catastrophe!
I’ve had problems trying to sleep.
Been counting sheep but evidently I have sheep apnea
Been counting sheep but evidently I have sheep apnea
February 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I’ve had problems trying to sleep.
Been counting sheep but evidently I have sheep apnea
Been counting sheep but evidently I have sheep apnea