Rex Masters
@mastersrex.bsky.social
Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!
The zoos in Alabama tend not to have elephants because of the dental problems they can have.
Because Tuscaloosa is down there
Because Tuscaloosa is down there
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The zoos in Alabama tend not to have elephants because of the dental problems they can have.
Because Tuscaloosa is down there
Because Tuscaloosa is down there
No I don’t have cognitive decline !
I can remember 2025 like it was yesterday
I can remember 2025 like it was yesterday
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
No I don’t have cognitive decline !
I can remember 2025 like it was yesterday
I can remember 2025 like it was yesterday
Did anyone notice in Zootopia 2 there is in the background several bottles labeled “Hoof Oil” can be seen in the old honey moon lodge
😉
😉
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Did anyone notice in Zootopia 2 there is in the background several bottles labeled “Hoof Oil” can be seen in the old honey moon lodge
😉
😉
Watching The Poseidon Adventure like we always do on New Year’s Eve. It’s a family ritual
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Watching The Poseidon Adventure like we always do on New Year’s Eve. It’s a family ritual
Last night, I decided to hug my pillow because I was feeling a little down.
December 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Last night, I decided to hug my pillow because I was feeling a little down.
Doctor ; I’m waiting for your X-ray.
Patient; but doctor I’ve never dated anyone named Ray
Patient; but doctor I’ve never dated anyone named Ray
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Doctor ; I’m waiting for your X-ray.
Patient; but doctor I’ve never dated anyone named Ray
Patient; but doctor I’ve never dated anyone named Ray
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Mental abuse is called silent murder for a reason.
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Mental abuse is called silent murder for a reason.
Hi there friends !
How are you today ?
How are you today ?
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hi there friends !
How are you today ?
How are you today ?
What do you call an old Snowman ☃️ ?
Water
Water
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What do you call an old Snowman ☃️ ?
Water
Water
Do you know what the difference is between a Zoo in the North versus a Zoo in the South ?
Not only do Zoos in the South have the name of the animal displayed they also have the recipe
😂🤣
Not only do Zoos in the South have the name of the animal displayed they also have the recipe
😂🤣
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Do you know what the difference is between a Zoo in the North versus a Zoo in the South ?
Not only do Zoos in the South have the name of the animal displayed they also have the recipe
😂🤣
Not only do Zoos in the South have the name of the animal displayed they also have the recipe
😂🤣
Just so everyone is clear . . .
I’m going to put my glasses on
I’m going to put my glasses on
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Just so everyone is clear . . .
I’m going to put my glasses on
I’m going to put my glasses on
I joined a gym and asked the trainer what machine I could use to attract the ladies.
He said a ATM
He said a ATM
December 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I joined a gym and asked the trainer what machine I could use to attract the ladies.
He said a ATM
He said a ATM
Can’t believe that I haven’t seen the movie WestWorld from 1973 till today.
Not bad at all, of course taking in account when it was made.
Not bad at all, of course taking in account when it was made.
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can’t believe that I haven’t seen the movie WestWorld from 1973 till today.
Not bad at all, of course taking in account when it was made.
Not bad at all, of course taking in account when it was made.
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If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.
December 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.
Went to my friend’s visitation today.
He actually passed away last august but the family is so spread out they decided to have it after Christmas.
He was very active in the community and belonged to several civic organizations. Just a super decent guy. He laughed so hard when he met Rex 😻.
He actually passed away last august but the family is so spread out they decided to have it after Christmas.
He was very active in the community and belonged to several civic organizations. Just a super decent guy. He laughed so hard when he met Rex 😻.
December 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Went to my friend’s visitation today.
He actually passed away last august but the family is so spread out they decided to have it after Christmas.
He was very active in the community and belonged to several civic organizations. Just a super decent guy. He laughed so hard when he met Rex 😻.
He actually passed away last august but the family is so spread out they decided to have it after Christmas.
He was very active in the community and belonged to several civic organizations. Just a super decent guy. He laughed so hard when he met Rex 😻.
Sanctuary does not exist, only old man with lots of cats
-Logan 5-
-Logan 5-
December 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sanctuary does not exist, only old man with lots of cats
-Logan 5-
-Logan 5-
I actually went old school and paid for my groceries in cash, next week I’m chopping wood and riding the horse into town for provisions
😂
😂
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I actually went old school and paid for my groceries in cash, next week I’m chopping wood and riding the horse into town for provisions
😂
😂
Russian scientists have developed a fungus that produces milk.
They are calling it the moss cow.
They are calling it the moss cow.
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Russian scientists have developed a fungus that produces milk.
They are calling it the moss cow.
They are calling it the moss cow.
I got a pack of cigs in my stocking
😂🤣
😂🤣
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I got a pack of cigs in my stocking
😂🤣
😂🤣
Wow !
So many emotions today
So many emotions today
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Wow !
So many emotions today
So many emotions today
My autistic son got up really early and dug out the old VCR, hooked it up and started watching old Christmas cartoons his grandmother taped for him before she died 😢😭😭
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My autistic son got up really early and dug out the old VCR, hooked it up and started watching old Christmas cartoons his grandmother taped for him before she died 😢😭😭
Watching The Velveteen Rabbit narrated by Meryl Streep.
For some reason this cartoon really hits me hard 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
For some reason this cartoon really hits me hard 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Watching The Velveteen Rabbit narrated by Meryl Streep.
For some reason this cartoon really hits me hard 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
For some reason this cartoon really hits me hard 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Reposted by Rex Masters
Hot Summer Husky!
@mastersrex.bsky.social
@mastersrex.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Hot Summer Husky!
@mastersrex.bsky.social
@mastersrex.bsky.social
What kind of insurance company emails the bill to you on Christmas Eve ?
Haven’t they seen A Christmas Carol ? Lol 😂
Haven’t they seen A Christmas Carol ? Lol 😂
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What kind of insurance company emails the bill to you on Christmas Eve ?
Haven’t they seen A Christmas Carol ? Lol 😂
Haven’t they seen A Christmas Carol ? Lol 😂