CaptainTightpants12
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Gunna try so hard to only rant about the Yankees on here. The rest can be shouted into the void.
I am so hyped for baseball all over again. Trade for Tatis, resign Belli, gimme Imai, a couple of relievers, and hell get Kraken and Okamoto for the bench and let’s win this thing.
ALL RISE (AGAIN).
Aaron Judge has been named the AL MVP, the third of his career.
Aaron Judge has been named the AL MVP, the third of his career.
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I am so hyped for baseball all over again. Trade for Tatis, resign Belli, gimme Imai, a couple of relievers, and hell get Kraken and Okamoto for the bench and let’s win this thing.
My Captain, the three time MVP.
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My Captain, the three time MVP.
1000% this.
Teams often slash payroll ahead of a sale. If the Yankees trade for Fernando Tatis Jr. and give me even just one season of Tatis and Jazz as teammates, I'm willing to forgive them for every Josh Donaldson at-bat and Marcus Stroman inning I had to watch.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
1000% this.
I’m starting to get hyped about Imai. I didn’t expect that coming into the winter.
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’m starting to get hyped about Imai. I didn’t expect that coming into the winter.
Nobody loves Jonny Lasagna more than me, but this was an easy call. I hope they get them back on a cheap deal though.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Nobody loves Jonny Lasagna more than me, but this was an easy call. I hope they get them back on a cheap deal though.
In a bullpen full of ass arms, Tim Hill was an easy call to bring back.
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
In a bullpen full of ass arms, Tim Hill was an easy call to bring back.
This is how it’s done, Hal. Use your market advantage to get the best players. The fans deserve a team that will use every advantage to win a World Series. We deserve better. Sign all the guys. Tucker, Belli, Bo, relievers, give us a winner. Dodgers are using the Yankees blueprint. Take it back.
As much as I hate the Dodgers, I don’t want the Jays to win because it’ll just fuel the fire that spending money doesn’t lead to championships and Hal will eat that shit up.
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
This is how it’s done, Hal. Use your market advantage to get the best players. The fans deserve a team that will use every advantage to win a World Series. We deserve better. Sign all the guys. Tucker, Belli, Bo, relievers, give us a winner. Dodgers are using the Yankees blueprint. Take it back.
If Yamamoto closes this out, he will have earned the rest of his contract without another inning pitched.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If Yamamoto closes this out, he will have earned the rest of his contract without another inning pitched.
The Dodgers are asking everything of Yamamoto.
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The Dodgers are asking everything of Yamamoto.
This is insane. Vladdy gunna get added to Canadian currency. Feel it.
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is insane. Vladdy gunna get added to Canadian currency. Feel it.
As much as I hate the Dodgers, I don’t want the Jays to win because it’ll just fuel the fire that spending money doesn’t lead to championships and Hal will eat that shit up.
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
As much as I hate the Dodgers, I don’t want the Jays to win because it’ll just fuel the fire that spending money doesn’t lead to championships and Hal will eat that shit up.
Fuck it. Sign Tucker, Belli, and Bo. Spend the money, Hal.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Fuck it. Sign Tucker, Belli, and Bo. Spend the money, Hal.
What the fuck is Barger doing there? Dude looks like a Yankee base runner.
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What the fuck is Barger doing there? Dude looks like a Yankee base runner.
We’ve gone from me expecting to see Game 7 to obviously Ernie Clement is gunna do something so Toronto wins this.
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
We’ve gone from me expecting to see Game 7 to obviously Ernie Clement is gunna do something so Toronto wins this.
Get me Antoan Richardson as the base running coach, Ron Washington as the fielding coach. Please, Yankees.
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Get me Antoan Richardson as the base running coach, Ron Washington as the fielding coach. Please, Yankees.
Dafuck did I just read? Is he made of rubber?
Yoshinobu Yamamoto, the Dodgers' starting pitcher in Game 2, is warming up to pitch in the 18th inning.
He threw 105 pitches on Saturday.
He threw 105 pitches on Saturday.
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Dafuck did I just read? Is he made of rubber?
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Yankees have done their share of stupid shit this decade but at least they never traded Literally Mookie Betts
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yankees have done their share of stupid shit this decade but at least they never traded Literally Mookie Betts
YamaSoto would’ve been all the things.
Yamamoto is that dude.
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
YamaSoto would’ve been all the things.
The Bronx would love to fix their fuckup from 2019, Bryce.
“It’s disappointing to hear me being questioned about my contribution to the team. Just really hurt by that notion because I love Philly so much,” Bryce Harper added.
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Bronx would love to fix their fuckup from 2019, Bryce.
Saw MLBTR talk about potentially Judge in LF and Tucker in RF to protect Judge’s elbow, that’s a pretty interesting thought. Also about Bichette at SS and then move to 2B if Jazz leaves, that’s pretty interesting too. Jazz is great, but Bichette does a lot of offensive things the Yankees need.
October 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Saw MLBTR talk about potentially Judge in LF and Tucker in RF to protect Judge’s elbow, that’s a pretty interesting thought. Also about Bichette at SS and then move to 2B if Jazz leaves, that’s pretty interesting too. Jazz is great, but Bichette does a lot of offensive things the Yankees need.
If the Jays win, they’re gunna be unbearable to deal with next season. Sign Tucker AND Belli, Dominguez will get at bats when people get hurt. Fuck this. Give them a reason to shut up.
October 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If the Jays win, they’re gunna be unbearable to deal with next season. Sign Tucker AND Belli, Dominguez will get at bats when people get hurt. Fuck this. Give them a reason to shut up.
Phil Hughes and Jesus Montero were my first prospect crushes, I was convinced they’d be Nolan Ryan and Mike Piazza for the Yankees. Traded/signed them in every video game franchise. Got to see Hughes no hitter in TX, never got to see Montero. Always bummed me out and now this is just soul crushing.
Crushed to see the news of Jesús Montero's death. Kind of can't believe it. September 2011 still feels like it was just yesterday.
All our best to Montero's friends and family. We live in a cruel world sometimes, but community will help you through.
All our best to Montero's friends and family. We live in a cruel world sometimes, but community will help you through.
Former Yankees catcher Jesús Montero passes away at 35
A one-time Baby Bomber standout is gone too soon.
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October 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Phil Hughes and Jesus Montero were my first prospect crushes, I was convinced they’d be Nolan Ryan and Mike Piazza for the Yankees. Traded/signed them in every video game franchise. Got to see Hughes no hitter in TX, never got to see Montero. Always bummed me out and now this is just soul crushing.
Scream it from the fucking rooftops.
There should be new Tales from the Crypt.
And the original series should be streamable somewhere.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
And the original series should be streamable somewhere.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Scream it from the fucking rooftops.
Unless you plan to play Ben Rice at C or go back to very subpar defense at 3B, where would Munetaka Murakami on the Yankees? Dudes got legit power but I don’t know that I see a place without other major moves.
October 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Unless you plan to play Ben Rice at C or go back to very subpar defense at 3B, where would Munetaka Murakami on the Yankees? Dudes got legit power but I don’t know that I see a place without other major moves.
Hate that I've either gotta root for Cal Raleigh or the Blue Jays against the Dodgers, but those fuckers are relentless. The Yankees could learn a lot from the Dodgers and not just because they're destroying teams. They maximize their revenue, build well rounded teams, and have the balls to go big.
October 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Hate that I've either gotta root for Cal Raleigh or the Blue Jays against the Dodgers, but those fuckers are relentless. The Yankees could learn a lot from the Dodgers and not just because they're destroying teams. They maximize their revenue, build well rounded teams, and have the balls to go big.