Captain Sabre's Roleplay
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Hazbin hotel/Helluva Boss Roleplay
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He looks over at the king “why hello your majesty! Fancy hotel you got here” he says adjusting his composure “I just so happened to see it and decided to come and try it out, I just recently escaped from the revolt of the Vees” he claims, not lying on that part
Those eyes glance over at the Sea Dragon as he takes a deep breath, whispering to himself.
"... Open mouth, insert foot..."
He looks at the barricading.
"... What are you doing?"
"... Open mouth, insert foot..."
He looks at the barricading.
"... What are you doing?"
it was quiet, until a certain sea dragon comes crashing through the door and barricading it up, he may or may not said something insulting about the Vees, and possibly smashed a tv "phew that was close"
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
He looks over at the king “why hello your majesty! Fancy hotel you got here” he says adjusting his composure “I just so happened to see it and decided to come and try it out, I just recently escaped from the revolt of the Vees” he claims, not lying on that part
it was quiet, until a certain sea dragon comes crashing through the door and barricading it up, he may or may not said something insulting about the Vees, and possibly smashed a tv "phew that was close"
"The hotel is incredibly quiet."
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
it was quiet, until a certain sea dragon comes crashing through the door and barricading it up, he may or may not said something insulting about the Vees, and possibly smashed a tv "phew that was close"
📲 “Anything for you my fireball”
🐍 📱: Thank you 😘 I knew I could count on you iceberg
📱: Don't worry dear I did, wink
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
📲 “Anything for you my fireball”
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🐍 📱: Thank you 😘 I knew I could count on you iceberg
📱: Don't worry dear I did, wink
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
🐍 📱: Thank you 😘 I knew I could count on you iceberg
📱: Don't worry dear I did, wink
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
📱: Don't worry dear I did, wink
"mate if I wanted to compliment on good looks it is the ladies who get them, and I only compliment myself! What's with the getup anyways? some overly wealthy bard?" he asks looking over the moth. He has no idea what a pimp is but about to find out
❝ Typically, I'd have wanted a compliment on what /I/ look like, but... I can see you've got taste if you think my guns compliment my ravishing good looks.~ ❞
"hmmm, maybe the guns, nice gold pistols, though personally I prefer my own special fire arm"
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"mate if I wanted to compliment on good looks it is the ladies who get them, and I only compliment myself! What's with the getup anyways? some overly wealthy bard?" he asks looking over the moth. He has no idea what a pimp is but about to find out
"hmmm, maybe the guns, nice gold pistols, though personally I prefer my own special fire arm"
❝ Go on... I'm sure you can think of /something/ nice to say.~ ❞
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"hmmm, maybe the guns, nice gold pistols, though personally I prefer my own special fire arm"
“I don’t consider it trouble, I call it flattery! They should be honoured and respect someone who is ballsy enough to pull off such a high risk heist! I want to show what real piracy looks like. Not that I appreciate your love and respect but I miss the old days….”
🐍 😒
“Sabre….be careful. The last thing we need is you getting into trouble….”
“Sabre….be careful. The last thing we need is you getting into trouble….”
“Not like I want to steal from every overlord and the king of hell, but only to do it to prove I can~”
October 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“I don’t consider it trouble, I call it flattery! They should be honoured and respect someone who is ballsy enough to pull off such a high risk heist! I want to show what real piracy looks like. Not that I appreciate your love and respect but I miss the old days….”
“Not like I want to steal from every overlord and the king of hell, but only to do it to prove I can~”
October 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“Not like I want to steal from every overlord and the king of hell, but only to do it to prove I can~”
Sabre’s steal to do list:
100 of Lucifer’s ducks. Whatever is velvette’s latest fashion trend. One of every vogitech product and burn it. More of carmilla carmine weapons, hijack Alastor’s frequency and sing a sea shanty just because it sounds amusing
100 of Lucifer’s ducks. Whatever is velvette’s latest fashion trend. One of every vogitech product and burn it. More of carmilla carmine weapons, hijack Alastor’s frequency and sing a sea shanty just because it sounds amusing
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sabre’s steal to do list:
100 of Lucifer’s ducks. Whatever is velvette’s latest fashion trend. One of every vogitech product and burn it. More of carmilla carmine weapons, hijack Alastor’s frequency and sing a sea shanty just because it sounds amusing
100 of Lucifer’s ducks. Whatever is velvette’s latest fashion trend. One of every vogitech product and burn it. More of carmilla carmine weapons, hijack Alastor’s frequency and sing a sea shanty just because it sounds amusing
“At first it tastes very gross, bitter, especially the stronger stuff, but with time you get use to it. Like smoking, it’s terrible but addictive” and he chugs the booze
She hands it over.
“I thought alcohol was supposed to taste good…..”
“I thought alcohol was supposed to taste good…..”
Laughs “Hah! Can’t handle the drink? Give it here…”
October 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“At first it tastes very gross, bitter, especially the stronger stuff, but with time you get use to it. Like smoking, it’s terrible but addictive” and he chugs the booze
Laughs “Hah! Can’t handle the drink? Give it here…”
^Stole some of Stolas’s booze.
“EWW! This is nasty!!!”
“EWW! This is nasty!!!”
October 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Laughs “Hah! Can’t handle the drink? Give it here…”
"curiosity kills the cat but yes, we should, I wanna know too"
🐍 “I mean we could always ask Jasmine or Yofie about it”
“No idea but would be funny if they did”
October 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
"curiosity kills the cat but yes, we should, I wanna know too"
“No idea but would be funny if they did”
🐍 “Do angels like…bath in giant bird bathes?”
She’s a little high-
She’s a little high-
October 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“No idea but would be funny if they did”
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"Bitches love cannons."
🩸 independent portrayal of seras victoria.
Nodtes from hellsing ultimate. The abridged version and headcannons.
10+ years of rp experience.
Not new to verse.
Bit rusty on my portrayal
🩸 independent portrayal of seras victoria.
Nodtes from hellsing ultimate. The abridged version and headcannons.
10+ years of rp experience.
Not new to verse.
Bit rusty on my portrayal
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
"Bitches love cannons."
🩸 independent portrayal of seras victoria.
Nodtes from hellsing ultimate. The abridged version and headcannons.
10+ years of rp experience.
Not new to verse.
Bit rusty on my portrayal
🩸 independent portrayal of seras victoria.
Nodtes from hellsing ultimate. The abridged version and headcannons.
10+ years of rp experience.
Not new to verse.
Bit rusty on my portrayal
And yoink! He has the tv and waddles to the door “Aye thanks! Saves me days of planning and research”
"Third room to the right down the hall, white door, help yourself to one."
Sparing a tv doesn't even move the needle.
Sparing a tv doesn't even move the needle.
“Aye, I would do the same if I knew where to get a tv, well steal one~ maybe I’ll target someone. Have any idea who?”
October 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
And yoink! He has the tv and waddles to the door “Aye thanks! Saves me days of planning and research”
“Aye, I would do the same if I knew where to get a tv, well steal one~ maybe I’ll target someone. Have any idea who?”
"Like hell i'd let anything of that man under my roof too, never let people you don't trust have a way into your home... unless you aim to bury them in your garden."
...Bug has a big garden.
...Bug has a big garden.
“Clever, I knew you had some piracy in you~”
October 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“Aye, I would do the same if I knew where to get a tv, well steal one~ maybe I’ll target someone. Have any idea who?”
“Clever, I knew you had some piracy in you~”
"The only way you get anything without obeying the authorities... YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM~"
It's pirated signal.
It's pirated signal.
“Or even better, kraken season! Also how do you even get tv with out the vox box 9000 or whatever fuck he is”
October 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“Clever, I knew you had some piracy in you~”
“Or even better, kraken season! Also how do you even get tv with out the vox box 9000 or whatever fuck he is”
"...I was watching tv, but nah, i don't hunt humans... little sport in them... sinners however~"
“Nah it’s human season”
October 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“Or even better, kraken season! Also how do you even get tv with out the vox box 9000 or whatever fuck he is”
“Nah it’s human season”
Wabbit season apparently.
October 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“Nah it’s human season”
“Oh yeah sassy blue demon whom plans to unleash the ultimate chaos and let everything blew itself up. Love that guy, and no clue about the imp but seems like he has a kid he cares for, how touching”
🐍 “Butterfly? Oh yeah I know him. That’s Blue. He’s a prick. As for the imp with a murder business I have no idea. Probably no one important.”
“I think some imp who has a murder business and a butterfly? Moth? Hard to tell”
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“Oh yeah sassy blue demon whom plans to unleash the ultimate chaos and let everything blew itself up. Love that guy, and no clue about the imp but seems like he has a kid he cares for, how touching”
“I think some imp who has a murder business and a butterfly? Moth? Hard to tell”
🐍 She snickered.
“Who are the morons? Is it anyone I know? I can’t really tell from this distance.”
“Who are the morons? Is it anyone I know? I can’t really tell from this distance.”
“Beautiful isn’t it, watching some morons poking at another overlord, it’s like they’re intentionally playing with their victim”
October 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“I think some imp who has a murder business and a butterfly? Moth? Hard to tell”
“Beautiful isn’t it, watching some morons poking at another overlord, it’s like they’re intentionally playing with their victim”
🐍 She sits next to him with a can of soda. She nuzzles his shoulder, watching the chaos unfold.
Don’t mind Sabre grabbing himself a bucket of popcorn and watching whatever arguments or fights are in front of him right now, he is entertained
October 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Beautiful isn’t it, watching some morons poking at another overlord, it’s like they’re intentionally playing with their victim”
Don’t mind Sabre grabbing himself a bucket of popcorn and watching whatever arguments or fights are in front of him right now, he is entertained
October 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Don’t mind Sabre grabbing himself a bucket of popcorn and watching whatever arguments or fights are in front of him right now, he is entertained
“So it’s a replacement of an actual person but way dumber, noted. I don’t even use a phone so it’s useless, except to message Delilah, Jane and Jade, pigeons take too long”
“I don’t think it’s worth asking period. Only losers who can’t form any real connections use it”
“So you would ask it just for entertainment right? Can’t take what it says for facts, though I’m curious what it would say about me”
October 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“So it’s a replacement of an actual person but way dumber, noted. I don’t even use a phone so it’s useless, except to message Delilah, Jane and Jade, pigeons take too long”