Captain Obvious 💯
@captainobviously.bsky.social
Fuck Twitter & Elon Musk
I welcome new friends, but not douchebag blue checks from Xcrement.
No DMs from:
• Crypto, Donation, and foreign scammers
• Illuminati BS
• Relationship scammers or onlyfans whores….
🚨🚨I will report ALL of you shitheads! 🚨🚨
I welcome new friends, but not douchebag blue checks from Xcrement.
No DMs from:
• Crypto, Donation, and foreign scammers
• Illuminati BS
• Relationship scammers or onlyfans whores….
🚨🚨I will report ALL of you shitheads! 🚨🚨
Pinned
First it’s DOGE checks, then it was tariff checks, now it’s health care checks….
Man we are going to be rolling in the dough aren’t we?
FOH you fucking magamorons, none of this is happening and it never will.
Man we are going to be rolling in the dough aren’t we?
FOH you fucking magamorons, none of this is happening and it never will.
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 AM
First it’s DOGE checks, then it was tariff checks, now it’s health care checks….
Man we are going to be rolling in the dough aren’t we?
FOH you fucking magamorons, none of this is happening and it never will.
Man we are going to be rolling in the dough aren’t we?
FOH you fucking magamorons, none of this is happening and it never will.
This sums up U.S. Elections perfectly.
January 20, 2026 at 9:41 PM
This sums up U.S. Elections perfectly.
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Mike Johnson describes Trump’s mental decline and unhinged behavior.
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Mike Johnson describes Trump’s mental decline and unhinged behavior.
It’s always funny listening to hypocritical Dodgers fans cheer for Mookie Betts.
#dodgersfans
#hypocrites
#worldseries
#dodgersfans
#hypocrites
#worldseries
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It’s always funny listening to hypocritical Dodgers fans cheer for Mookie Betts.
#dodgersfans
#hypocrites
#worldseries
#dodgersfans
#hypocrites
#worldseries
Just waiting for the Dodgers to fucking lose. 🥱
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Just waiting for the Dodgers to fucking lose. 🥱
Houston Rockets looked really good tonight!!!
I’m loving’ it!! 🏀🤘
I’m loving’ it!! 🏀🤘
October 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Houston Rockets looked really good tonight!!!
I’m loving’ it!! 🏀🤘
I’m loving’ it!! 🏀🤘
And now you are realizing how many apps you have that use AWS.
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October 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
And now you are realizing how many apps you have that use AWS.
🤔
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October 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Classic. 😂😂😂
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Classic. 😂😂😂
Can the liberals get together a project 2029 plan perhaps? It seems no one took project 2025 seriously.
September 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Can the liberals get together a project 2029 plan perhaps? It seems no one took project 2025 seriously.
The Astros doing bullshit stuff right now… maybe they’ll stop this bullshit stuff starting tomorrow.
September 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The Astros doing bullshit stuff right now… maybe they’ll stop this bullshit stuff starting tomorrow.
You can’t block everyone you simply don’t agree with or who may have differing opinions than you. That’s called living in a world with blinders on & that’s not a way to live, because there is no such thing as living in a bubble utopia. Engagement is built on differences, not yes men.
September 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You can’t block everyone you simply don’t agree with or who may have differing opinions than you. That’s called living in a world with blinders on & that’s not a way to live, because there is no such thing as living in a bubble utopia. Engagement is built on differences, not yes men.
So what have we learned?
Christian maga households produce psychotic mentally deranged individuals who have the capability of murdering people in an effort to stop the brainwashing they had to live through in their household so they project their anger they grew up on toward similar sources.
Christian maga households produce psychotic mentally deranged individuals who have the capability of murdering people in an effort to stop the brainwashing they had to live through in their household so they project their anger they grew up on toward similar sources.
September 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So what have we learned?
Christian maga households produce psychotic mentally deranged individuals who have the capability of murdering people in an effort to stop the brainwashing they had to live through in their household so they project their anger they grew up on toward similar sources.
Christian maga households produce psychotic mentally deranged individuals who have the capability of murdering people in an effort to stop the brainwashing they had to live through in their household so they project their anger they grew up on toward similar sources.
What about the Trumpstein files?
September 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
What about the Trumpstein files?
I keep thinking maybe I should go setup an X blue check account & just go shit post on there, maybe make some money doing it. Just spread misinformation because no one gives a fuck there anyway, it’s all about impressions/responses. Now the question is would I get over 3 million impressions a month?
September 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I keep thinking maybe I should go setup an X blue check account & just go shit post on there, maybe make some money doing it. Just spread misinformation because no one gives a fuck there anyway, it’s all about impressions/responses. Now the question is would I get over 3 million impressions a month?
I think what’s going to end up happening is Tyler Robinson was an opportunist & wanted to be famous for killing someone politically popular. Same way the kid in Pennsylvania tried to shoot Trump and the same way Lee Harvey shot JRK.
It was basically a crime of opportunity.
It was basically a crime of opportunity.
September 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think what’s going to end up happening is Tyler Robinson was an opportunist & wanted to be famous for killing someone politically popular. Same way the kid in Pennsylvania tried to shoot Trump and the same way Lee Harvey shot JRK.
It was basically a crime of opportunity.
It was basically a crime of opportunity.
What if Tyler Robinson assassinated Kirk in an effort to rally conservatives to act more aggressively in violence in order to give them a matter to get behind so they can start a war?
Similar to the way Charles Manson attempted to do so. 🤔
Similar to the way Charles Manson attempted to do so. 🤔
September 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
What if Tyler Robinson assassinated Kirk in an effort to rally conservatives to act more aggressively in violence in order to give them a matter to get behind so they can start a war?
Similar to the way Charles Manson attempted to do so. 🤔
Similar to the way Charles Manson attempted to do so. 🤔
Please please please….
Give Tyler Robinson a public interview!!
Give Tyler Robinson a public interview!!
September 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Please please please….
Give Tyler Robinson a public interview!!
Give Tyler Robinson a public interview!!
So am I reading this right? Tyler Robinson came from a Christian Republican household?
You can’t write a better story than this… 🤭
Why are republicans trying to kill other republicans? 🥲
#Republcianonrepublicanviolence
#Charliekirk
#TylerRobinson
You can’t write a better story than this… 🤭
Why are republicans trying to kill other republicans? 🥲
#Republcianonrepublicanviolence
#Charliekirk
#TylerRobinson
September 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
So am I reading this right? Tyler Robinson came from a Christian Republican household?
You can’t write a better story than this… 🤭
Why are republicans trying to kill other republicans? 🥲
#Republcianonrepublicanviolence
#Charliekirk
#TylerRobinson
You can’t write a better story than this… 🤭
Why are republicans trying to kill other republicans? 🥲
#Republcianonrepublicanviolence
#Charliekirk
#TylerRobinson
Broooooo….. I can’t. 💀💀💀
Folks said this the best shot in Utah since Michael Jordan in ‘98
September 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Broooooo….. I can’t. 💀💀💀
I think the song “ironic” applies to today’s events that unfolded.
Alanis Morissette And Isnt It Ironic Dont You Think GIF
ALT: Alanis Morissette And Isnt It Ironic Dont You Think GIF
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I think the song “ironic” applies to today’s events that unfolded.
So I guess Charlie Kirk lost the gun debate.
a man in a suit is laughing while playing a keyboard in a dark room .
ALT: a man in a suit is laughing while playing a keyboard in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So I guess Charlie Kirk lost the gun debate.
“this is going to ruin the tour”
- Justin Timberlake
“this is going to ruin the tour”
-Turning Point USA
- Justin Timberlake
“this is going to ruin the tour”
-Turning Point USA
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“this is going to ruin the tour”
- Justin Timberlake
“this is going to ruin the tour”
-Turning Point USA
- Justin Timberlake
“this is going to ruin the tour”
-Turning Point USA
I blame the Mormons.
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I blame the Mormons.