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“Walk Like an Egyptian” hits #1 today in 1986.

“.. We honestly thought it was a novelty record,” said Hoffs. “When it became this massive hit, it was .. complicated, because suddenly that song defined us for a lot of people. .. I can appreciate it now in a way that was harder to do at the time.”
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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RFK Jr.: The teen cum is insufficient. I need more teen cum.
RFK Jr: An American teenager today has less testosterone than a 68 year old man. Sperm counts are down 50 percent.

WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?

RFK JR: That's right
April 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Seeing a lot of "RFK IS Wrong About Autism" headlines. Well, duh.

Strike the word "austism" and replace it with "everything" and it saves time.
April 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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These tariffs are a Trump tax. Instead of putting a stop to them, Congressional Republicans are rolling out the red carpet for more.
"Tariffs are a tax cut for the American people" -- Karoline Leavitt turns reality upside down, then gets mad at an AP reporter after he pushes back
March 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Elon Musk's private security detail has been deputized as Federal Marshalls and can carry firearms on Federal property.

What could possibly go wrong?

www.cnn.com/2025/02/20/p...
Elon Musk’s private security detail gets deputized by US Marshals Service | CNN Politics
The US Marshals Service has deputized members of Elon Musk’s private security detail, giving them certain rights and protections of federal law enforcement agents, three law enforcement officials fami...
www.cnn.com
February 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Well, alrighty then… 🤔🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😆
February 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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"Continued access to any payment systems by DOGE members, even ‘read only,’ likely poses the single greatest insider threat risk the Bureau of the Fiscal Service has ever faced.”
From a Treasury threat intelligence dept email www.wired.com/story/treasu...
A US Treasury Threat Intelligence Analysis Designates DOGE Staff as ‘Insider Threat’
An internal email reviewed by WIRED calls DOGE staff's access to federal payments systems “the single biggest insider threat risk the Bureau of the Fiscal Service has ever faced.”
www.wired.com
February 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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NIH cuts billions of dollars in biomedical funding, effective immediately. The move halts a large slice of money for most universities and research institutions virtually overnight, imperiling vital research in everything from cancer to heart disease. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
NIH cuts billions of dollars in biomedical funding, effective immediately
The move halts a large slice of money for most universities and research institutions virtually overnight, imperiling vital research in everything from cancer to heart disease.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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How would you react if you found out VP Harris is sitting next to you at a Lakers game?
February 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The petty orange man strikes again…
BREAKING: Donald Trump abuses his power in stunning fashion by revoking former President Joe Biden's security clearance and stopping his daily intelligence briefings.
February 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I’m old enough to remember when we had 3 branches of government. Forget checks and balances. I guess we are a Muskocracy now.
February 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Nobody elected Musk to ANYTHING! Giving him access to these systems is a national security threat. He could be compromised in some way we're unaware of...This is a five-alarm fire': Experts pounce on Musk's new 'grave national security threat'
Source: Raw Story
share.newsbreak.com/ba0999o0
'This is a five-alarm fire': Experts pounce on Musk's new 'grave national security threat' - NewsBreak
It was reported on Sunday that two officials at the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) were threatened with arrest and then put on leave aft
share.newsbreak.com
February 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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NEW: I'm hearing from federal employees that they're being told to file a FOIA request if they want their employee records. Meaning they've been locked out of their records and have to file a Freedom of Information Act Request to get them. If you got this email, please contact me. Signal in bio.
February 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Illegal intrusion into secure government computer networks and now potential impoundment of funds appropriated by Congress. This outrageous behavior must stop. Congress needs to step up and do their job.

abc7.com/post/elon-mu...
Treasury Department gives Elon Musk, DOGE team access to federal payment system: sources
The Treasury Department has given Elon Musk and representatives of his Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) team access to the vast federal payment system responsible for handling trillions of d...
abc7.com
February 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The little bird is puffed up to handle the cold. Translation: “These temperatures are nonsense. You need to fill the feeder…” 🤔🤷‍♂️😉👍😎
Eastern Bluebird

Bluer than blue...
February 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Black History Month 💥
February 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM