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Captain MALAMAR
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THE CAPTAIN HIMSELF. THE POP OFF THAT ECHOES IN YOUR NIGHTMARES. ARE YOU THE REAL OR ARE YOU A JABRONI
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December 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I had oxtail for the first time tonight for dinner and HOOOOLY SHIT that was good
December 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Moved all the RGB lights into my bed room
a car is driving down a road with mountains in the background and a planet in the sky
ALT: a car is driving down a road with mountains in the background and a planet in the sky
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The point distribution in the NHL this season is crazy because in the East there's 11 points between 1st place and last place but in the West dropping 11 points from 1st place only gets you to third.
December 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Even in a random battle my style is showcased. Definitely times in there where there was maybe an opportunity to reposition and I said NO WE'RE ATTACKING
December 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The opponent had three legendaries, a paradox mon and a psuedo legendary

BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH
[Gen 9] Random Doubles Battle: charlesmfie vs. GalacticSpaceForce - Replays - Pokémon Showdown!
Watch a replay of a Pokémon battle between charlesmfie and GalacticSpaceForce! Format: [Gen 9] Random Doubles Battle; Date: Dec 24, 2025
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December 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Gingers are black but

possibly

I am ginger?
December 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
One of the neat things about growing my hair out is I have random stray strands of goldish copper hair
December 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
REMEMBER DL-6
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Last day at my current job
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
This is my P4 vs G5 opinion until further notice
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Dad did not take the Chiefs moving news well
December 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There's been a bad takes about college football over the last few weeks vis a vis G5 schools and my opinion is this: some of you need to be hit over the head with hammers until the desired behavior has been reached
December 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Crushing end to the Aggie season...
December 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Oh my god I was right
Bondi is gonna release the Epstein Files and it's gonna be a PDF that just says Bill Clintin 400 times with random dates and times
December 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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yeehaw 🤠
December 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
First time drinking on a school night in a while. Just had a Shiner.

I did not enjoy it...
December 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
People think I'm joking when I say hard trick room players should be sent to space without a helmet but I'm deadass serious
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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DELTARUNE WINTER Newsletter Time! We're sending it out now, but it takes a good while to process hundreds of thousands of emails. Fortunately there's a cheat code to look at it whenever you want. Ha ha ha ha.

toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/...
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
92 Days Until Houston Regionals
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I guess I change Dengo to LOrb and move Specs onto Flutter.
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Almost have the team set and then of course three of the Pokemon are competing for items.
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I'm going to end up at the arcade for New Year's Eve again
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Knocked out of the fantasy playoffs by three points.

Fuck you Justin Jefferson
December 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM