captaincool.bsky.social
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Detroit: Become Husband
March 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Two years time i might be able to sell my iphone for 2x the original price. Twitter is the new flappy bird. It’s the new “PS4 WITH P.T. DOWNLOADED”
August 25, 2023 at 7:28 PM
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July 9, 2023 at 3:51 AM
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BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.

Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.
July 7, 2023 at 2:58 PM
She elon my musk till I thread
July 7, 2023 at 3:02 PM