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@cantcodeforthat.bsky.social
TX via UK 🇬🇧🇺🇸I #xbox | #StarTrek |atheist | nasty woman | Blue in a red state | #TurnTexasBlue | Analyst - I can query your database
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With Mika and Joe popping down to Mar-a-Lago I wanted to check on my copy of On Tyranny. Ah yeah. There it is!
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So you mistakenly dismembered a journalist?
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Hey folks, just a heads up:

AMA will be tomorrow instead of tonight, likely around 9 pm eastern!
September 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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My first thought was I wish we had the courage to do that here.
September 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Think about how a Republican Governor in the reddest state in the nation is meeting the moment with decency and measured leadership.

And then post garbage, revealing how you choose to meet this moment, where 22 year olds are killing 31 year olds over internet clicks.

Stop.
September 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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"Who was president in 2025?" is turning out to be almost as hard a question as "Who was president in 2020?"
September 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Texas last night. They locked a representative in the building, they arrested those who stood up for her.

We are here at the point in the fascist timeline where lawmakers are arrested, kidnapped, silenced, shot, threatened and abused. Yet there are still people who think it’s normal.
August 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.
August 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I posted to Twitter for what looks like the fifth time this year yesterday. Checked back today and the post has 39,000 likes, 3.2k retweets — and 9 replies, and 4 quote tweets. I'm sorry folks those numbers ain't real. Bordering on a statistical impossibility. It's gotta be almost entirely fake.
July 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.

We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
April 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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"Who could have predicted this?" say the people who spent the past year dismissing or mocking those who predicted this.
April 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I can’t compete with this
April 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I don’t do this often and promise not to make a habit of it, but just this once: WE TRIED TO WARN YOU!!!!!
April 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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whee
April 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I love that the racist's record will no longer stand.
April 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Booker finally yields after more than 25 hours of speaking 👏👏👏
April 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Absolutely love hearing from @willsommer.bsky.social on the @thebulwark.bsky.social videos.
March 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I want a Dem Leader that Donald Trump does not thank
March 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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"Washington has become the court of Nero, an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers, and a jester high on ketamine in charge of purging the civil service.

This is a tragedy for the free world, but it is first and foremost a tragedy for the United States."
March 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Thinking about Dearborn, Michigan
March 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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“Have you said thank you once? Just say thank you” is what abusers say.
March 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Я українець
Я українець.
February 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When your spine slipped out of your body years ago this is how you sit. He looks like someone propped him up.
February 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM