reid 🌈🍖🦯
@cannibalspectacle.bsky.social
28, disabled, asexual. they/them. fanfic writer, creator of the hambleverse
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@cannibalspectacle.bsky.social
· Apr 16
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Hi! 👋 I’m Reid, they/them, I’m 18+, autistic, and blind. I write a lot of fanfic about my ships being domestic and having kids.
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Wangxian Princess Bride AU
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Wangxian Princess Bride AU
I am once again saying Wangxian “Footloose” AU
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I am once again saying Wangxian “Footloose” AU
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don't ever question if your fanfic is self-indulgent. question if your fanfic is self-indulgent *enough*
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
don't ever question if your fanfic is self-indulgent. question if your fanfic is self-indulgent *enough*
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it always gets me when people put "ableists dni" on their neon colored eyestrain carrds covered in overstimulating gifs where i have to zoom in to 140%, highlight the text, and squint to read any of it
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
it always gets me when people put "ableists dni" on their neon colored eyestrain carrds covered in overstimulating gifs where i have to zoom in to 140%, highlight the text, and squint to read any of it
I am once again asking why, best friend, sworn brother, or not, Lan Xichen ever thought it was a good idea to just… tell someone that “Oh, by the way, my beloved little brother is gay and helplessly in love with Public Enemy Number One.”
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I am once again asking why, best friend, sworn brother, or not, Lan Xichen ever thought it was a good idea to just… tell someone that “Oh, by the way, my beloved little brother is gay and helplessly in love with Public Enemy Number One.”
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If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
Just realized that every time I read A Christmas Carol, I always hear Scrooge’s dialogue in the voice of the person who played Scrooge in my dance studio’s production when I was a kid.
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Just realized that every time I read A Christmas Carol, I always hear Scrooge’s dialogue in the voice of the person who played Scrooge in my dance studio’s production when I was a kid.
Does anyone else find it disturbing that they sell (or used to sell) dog food with pictures of Old Yeller on it?
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Does anyone else find it disturbing that they sell (or used to sell) dog food with pictures of Old Yeller on it?
Everyone who got out of the Xuanwu Cave alive should have owed Lan Zhan and Wei Ying a life-debt, in this essay I will—
November 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Everyone who got out of the Xuanwu Cave alive should have owed Lan Zhan and Wei Ying a life-debt, in this essay I will—
THERE’S A FONT MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR PEOPLE WITH LOW VISION, THIS IS A GAME-CHANGER
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
THERE’S A FONT MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR PEOPLE WITH LOW VISION, THIS IS A GAME-CHANGER
Video game: You’re trespassing. It’s not too late to turn around.
Lan Zhan: … Let’s turn around.
Wei Ying, laughing: See, what’s scarier to a-Zhan? Haunted factory or breaking the rules?
Lan Zhan: … Let’s turn around.
Wei Ying, laughing: See, what’s scarier to a-Zhan? Haunted factory or breaking the rules?
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Video game: You’re trespassing. It’s not too late to turn around.
Lan Zhan: … Let’s turn around.
Wei Ying, laughing: See, what’s scarier to a-Zhan? Haunted factory or breaking the rules?
Lan Zhan: … Let’s turn around.
Wei Ying, laughing: See, what’s scarier to a-Zhan? Haunted factory or breaking the rules?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEI YING
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEI YING
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October 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“KING OF MY HEART” SUB-RADIO FOR RED WHITE AND ROYAL WEDDING SOUNDTRACK IN THIS ESSAY I WILL—
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“KING OF MY HEART” SUB-RADIO FOR RED WHITE AND ROYAL WEDDING SOUNDTRACK IN THIS ESSAY I WILL—
red, white, and royal WEDDING???????
October 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
red, white, and royal WEDDING???????
WAKE UP, BABES, NEW MDZS FIC BY REID JUST DROPPED:
Wangxian have nightmares. They help each other through it.
archiveofourown.org/works/72381686
Wangxian have nightmares. They help each other through it.
archiveofourown.org/works/72381686
do you dream (or do you grieve?) - cannibalspectacle - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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October 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
WAKE UP, BABES, NEW MDZS FIC BY REID JUST DROPPED:
Wangxian have nightmares. They help each other through it.
archiveofourown.org/works/72381686
Wangxian have nightmares. They help each other through it.
archiveofourown.org/works/72381686
So I looked up hagelslag, which seems to be chocolate (or fruity, according to google) sprinkles on bread. I feel like Hannibal would disapprove, but if his loved ones wanted it, he would try to make a healthier version somehow.
October 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
So I looked up hagelslag, which seems to be chocolate (or fruity, according to google) sprinkles on bread. I feel like Hannibal would disapprove, but if his loved ones wanted it, he would try to make a healthier version somehow.
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October 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
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Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.
September 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.
RIP Wei Wuxian, you would have loved Stardew Valley
September 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
RIP Wei Wuxian, you would have loved Stardew Valley
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IT'S HEEEEEERE my entry for the Omega Will Fest has finally arrived!!!! i hope y'all enjoy, this was a rollercoaster to write!!
archiveofourown.org/works/702522...
archiveofourown.org/works/702522...
September 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
IT'S HEEEEEERE my entry for the Omega Will Fest has finally arrived!!!! i hope y'all enjoy, this was a rollercoaster to write!!
archiveofourown.org/works/702522...
archiveofourown.org/works/702522...
WAKE UP BESTIES, NEW MDZS FIC FROM REID JUST DROPPED:
Lan Wangji, grief, and the village it takes to raise a child.
archiveofourown.org/works/71064731
Lan Wangji, grief, and the village it takes to raise a child.
archiveofourown.org/works/71064731
we’ll bleed and fight for you (we’ll make it right for you) - cannibalspectacle - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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September 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
WAKE UP BESTIES, NEW MDZS FIC FROM REID JUST DROPPED:
Lan Wangji, grief, and the village it takes to raise a child.
archiveofourown.org/works/71064731
Lan Wangji, grief, and the village it takes to raise a child.
archiveofourown.org/works/71064731
Made some soap sacks! 🧼
September 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Made some soap sacks! 🧼