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PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED, TRAUMATIZED AND HOSPITALIZED
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January 3, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Alright. 2026 looking good already!
Today on @thedigitalbits.bsky.social website – EXCLUSIVE: Speed Racer (2008) is coming to 4K in 2026 & Happy New Year from The Digital Bits!
thedigitalbits.com/columns/bill...
January 1, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Starting the year off right by winding myself up reading the "Carnivore" thread on Era.

A specific kind of red flag for folks who make eating meat a big part of their personality while making up vegetarians/vegans to get mad at.

"To each their own, so long as they don't force it on me"
For real?
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
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My plans for the night!
December 31, 2024 at 2:57 PM
“How dare they put my super cool alpha male OC in their shitty game for babies, bro!”

I forget if that’s what the dude actually said, but i’m glad it’s his legacy.
December 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Playing Astro Bot and this is the most next gen thing I’ve seen.
If you’re very serious game is so modern and high tech… where’s all the cool physics stuff that Astro Bod does, huh?

Then again. I see Blinx The Time Sweeper and the wet bricks in Perfect Dark Zero as previous next gen tech indicators
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
CEO-Brained weirdos are going to make it impossible to find any mainstream art without Gen AI stuffed in it, huh?

Sucks for me, the blockbuster and AAA-slop enjoyer.
December 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The Criterion Closet, but for jackass posers who aren’t even close to being real cinephiles.

Haha. Got some Lynch and a copy of Bound for Crimbo. Good times! 👍
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Jurassic World: Rebirth

So it’s Jurassic Park 3 drizzled with Aliens? Not going to lie, when a Jurassic movie is humans in a dinosaur jungle, it’s not as good as dinosaurs running amok in human settings.
Still! Movie works best when Gareth Evans is allowed to do some in sci-fi horror.

It’s good 👍
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Blessed by a visit from the Christmas Isopod
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Trying to think of my album of the year.

Keep coming back to The Regeneration Itinerary by ...and Oceans

It's an absolute banger. I do enjoy black metal vikings going in cosmic, mind bending quests.
...and Oceans - "Inertiae" (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by Season of Mist
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December 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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my mom: can you please bring lamby so we can put him on the christmas tree

me: who

my mom: the gay pride sheep
November 23, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Jurassic World: Domination.
There was a really cool movie about tracking dino poachers. And a somewhat disjointed movie about a biotech corporation causing ecological disaster.

They didn’t mix particularly well.

But! Worth it alone for Malta, when the movie became Borne with dinosaurs.
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Any friggin’ way, enjoy my Jurassic World defender arc.

It’s all I’ll be blathering about until I’ve watched the rest of the movies.
December 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Thinking on it, I’m still at a loss as to why critics took such issue with Fallen Kingdom.

“The actors looked bored”
“It lacked any thrills”
“It’s a bit silly”
“Dreary”

What movie were they watching? Real sourpuss energy.

Maybe the vibes/expectations were different in 2017?
Two Jurassic World movies in.

They’re fine entertainment! Thrilling times with dinosaurs.🦖

They managed to get an emotional response out of me twice by having sad long necks dying scenes. So, peak cinema, you’ll agree.

Yet to figure out what critics took exception to.
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Two Jurassic World movies in.

They’re fine entertainment! Thrilling times with dinosaurs.🦖

They managed to get an emotional response out of me twice by having sad long necks dying scenes. So, peak cinema, you’ll agree.

Yet to figure out what critics took exception to.
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Picked up a cheap Jurassic Park/World box set.

Quite curious to see what type of bad the Jurassic World sequels are.
December 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
2025
December 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I'm impressed that dubious games that I shouldn't be supporting have managed to shake me off through their own action.

Battlefield 6 and Fortnite making farting sounds as they slowly fill up with tacky AI graphics.
And that's not even talking about trying to launder the image of hate crimers.
December 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Mistletoe 🦇🎄✨ Tomorrow is the winter solstice, the darkest day of the year. I hope everyone gets cozy! 🎅🤶
December 20, 2024 at 6:29 PM
We can all point and laugh/cringe at the War Crime Boy.

But, as a headphone enjoyer, I just hope they're buying the PortaPro and doing the customising themselves. I'd be big mad if Koss is fully onboard with this shit.
December 20, 2025 at 9:13 AM
You know what. This movie was alright.
Hell, the run of Force Awakens, Rogue One and Last Jedi was the best Star Wars had ever been.

But, for some unknown reason, folks completely cooked their brains and the franchise and fandom went to complete crap.

(Not seen Andor yet. Hear it’s worthwhile)
STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS was released on this day 10 years ago
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I enjoy (not really) the way Avatar sends whole sections of Era users absolutely mental.

Getting madder and madder as they stew over every word from Cameron’s mouth, every review score and every billion made at the box-office.

Meanwhile, blue cat folk are really neat! I’ll watch more.
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM