Candyarse
@candyarse.bsky.social
She/Her. YEG. Rebel Scum. Turbojugend. Cheeseburger & hockey enthusiast. Actual size: 3.5 crab apples tall. Opinions do not reflect my employer.
Playoff update: every time I don’t watch a game the oilers have lost. Apologies to all my fellow oilers fans for last Saturday.
May 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Playoff update: every time I don’t watch a game the oilers have lost. Apologies to all my fellow oilers fans for last Saturday.
Walked 5k with my dog today… and then may have used that as an excuse to order from Woodshed while I watch the game. #treatyoself #yeg
March 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Walked 5k with my dog today… and then may have used that as an excuse to order from Woodshed while I watch the game. #treatyoself #yeg
Elon Musk has dual citizenship. This is a petition to revoke his Canadian citizenship. Share the fuck out of this. #canada
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition e-5353 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
February 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Elon Musk has dual citizenship. This is a petition to revoke his Canadian citizenship. Share the fuck out of this. #canada
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Hey #yeg & #canada
Please help. Event if it simply means bringing this to a bigger audience who might be able to spare $5 to help. www.gofundme.com/f/help-jason...
Please help. Event if it simply means bringing this to a bigger audience who might be able to spare $5 to help. www.gofundme.com/f/help-jason...
Donate to Help Jason Morton or DJ Blue Jay in his fight against cancer, organized by Crystal StPierre
Hi everyone! Jason Morton or better known as DJ Blue Jay need… Crystal StPierre needs your support for Help Jason Morton or DJ Blue Jay in his fight against cancer
www.gofundme.com
January 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Hey #yeg & #canada
Please help. Event if it simply means bringing this to a bigger audience who might be able to spare $5 to help. www.gofundme.com/f/help-jason...
Please help. Event if it simply means bringing this to a bigger audience who might be able to spare $5 to help. www.gofundme.com/f/help-jason...
I grew up eating pasta. Spaghetti every other week. I loathed it until my 20s when I took a trip to Italy. I’ve never been able to enjoy pasta in Canada until I found Chef Marco. Do yourself a favour and find this guy on all the socials. www.instagram.com/chefmarco_ny...
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January 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I grew up eating pasta. Spaghetti every other week. I loathed it until my 20s when I took a trip to Italy. I’ve never been able to enjoy pasta in Canada until I found Chef Marco. Do yourself a favour and find this guy on all the socials. www.instagram.com/chefmarco_ny...
428 years is fuck all when you consider the amount of men involved.
December 19, 2024 at 12:50 PM
428 years is fuck all when you consider the amount of men involved.
@stuntdoc.bsky.social sup nerd.
Fucking miss you. Welcome to “not” the dark side?… ❤️🖤
Fucking miss you. Welcome to “not” the dark side?… ❤️🖤
a woman is sitting on a couch making a funny face and pointing at something .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch making a funny face and pointing at something .
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November 13, 2024 at 6:57 PM
@stuntdoc.bsky.social sup nerd.
Fucking miss you. Welcome to “not” the dark side?… ❤️🖤
Fucking miss you. Welcome to “not” the dark side?… ❤️🖤
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I like when people say ketchup shouldn’t be on a hotdog because it’s like “I’m eating this pig anus CORRECTLY, the way it was INTENDED”
September 12, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I like when people say ketchup shouldn’t be on a hotdog because it’s like “I’m eating this pig anus CORRECTLY, the way it was INTENDED”
Anyone watched the morning show? I’m on episode three and absolutely loving this.
December 2, 2023 at 3:24 AM
Anyone watched the morning show? I’m on episode three and absolutely loving this.
Hey #yeg. Did you miss out on John Waters tickets for Saturday? I’ve got two extra floor tickets that need to be together. Hit me up. $120 for both.
October 27, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Hey #yeg. Did you miss out on John Waters tickets for Saturday? I’ve got two extra floor tickets that need to be together. Hit me up. $120 for both.
Latest covid booster update: this last one destroyed me for two days. Plan accordingly if you are planning on getting it, because I did not have “getting destroyed/bedridden by covid booster” on my bingo card.
October 20, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Latest covid booster update: this last one destroyed me for two days. Plan accordingly if you are planning on getting it, because I did not have “getting destroyed/bedridden by covid booster” on my bingo card.
Visiting my parents in Lac La Biche Alberta. Pretty stoked to see main street is closed. Hoping that means none of that bullshit protest activity happening here, but somehow I’m doubting that.
September 20, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Visiting my parents in Lac La Biche Alberta. Pretty stoked to see main street is closed. Hoping that means none of that bullshit protest activity happening here, but somehow I’m doubting that.
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Do you have a venue that can host a #NOH8 photo shoot? 📷🌈
E-mail location photos & details to: info@noh8campaign.com
We'd love to hear from you! #NOH8Worldwide
E-mail location photos & details to: info@noh8campaign.com
We'd love to hear from you! #NOH8Worldwide
September 15, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Do you have a venue that can host a #NOH8 photo shoot? 📷🌈
E-mail location photos & details to: info@noh8campaign.com
We'd love to hear from you! #NOH8Worldwide
E-mail location photos & details to: info@noh8campaign.com
We'd love to hear from you! #NOH8Worldwide
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Two more things:
1. Before you delete your account - use https://skeet.labnotes.org to find your Twitter follows who have Bluesky accounts.
2. After you download your archive - use https://github.com/timhutton/twitter-archive-parser to parse it. Otherwise it could become unusable.
1. Before you delete your account - use https://skeet.labnotes.org to find your Twitter follows who have Bluesky accounts.
2. After you download your archive - use https://github.com/timhutton/twitter-archive-parser to parse it. Otherwise it could become unusable.
August 18, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Two more things:
1. Before you delete your account - use https://skeet.labnotes.org to find your Twitter follows who have Bluesky accounts.
2. After you download your archive - use https://github.com/timhutton/twitter-archive-parser to parse it. Otherwise it could become unusable.
1. Before you delete your account - use https://skeet.labnotes.org to find your Twitter follows who have Bluesky accounts.
2. After you download your archive - use https://github.com/timhutton/twitter-archive-parser to parse it. Otherwise it could become unusable.
Giving friend invites to my favourite tweeps brings me joy.
September 11, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Giving friend invites to my favourite tweeps brings me joy.
Friday so lit I’m watching NPR tiny desk concerts. #earlymidlifecrisis
September 9, 2023 at 4:53 AM
Friday so lit I’m watching NPR tiny desk concerts. #earlymidlifecrisis
Sometimes I just want to scream into the void. I swear I am okay. Just currently in a struggle of wishing I could take someone’s pain away that I have no control over. Getting older sucks some days.
September 7, 2023 at 6:07 AM
Sometimes I just want to scream into the void. I swear I am okay. Just currently in a struggle of wishing I could take someone’s pain away that I have no control over. Getting older sucks some days.
I had a tooth pulled a little over a week ago. SOLID FOOD HAS NEVER TASTED SO FKING AMAZING. (I had bacon, eggs, sausage, hash browns and toast for dinner).
September 6, 2023 at 2:04 AM
I had a tooth pulled a little over a week ago. SOLID FOOD HAS NEVER TASTED SO FKING AMAZING. (I had bacon, eggs, sausage, hash browns and toast for dinner).
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I told my nephew Lyle to bring his galoshes to that Burning Man concert. Guess what’s still in his closet?
LastLaugh#
LastLaugh#
September 4, 2023 at 6:41 PM
I told my nephew Lyle to bring his galoshes to that Burning Man concert. Guess what’s still in his closet?
LastLaugh#
LastLaugh#
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I am “had to start taking probiotics because antibiotics fucked up my insides” years old. 😩
I’m tired of feeling like shit every time I eat. Someone tell me this goes away.
I’m tired of feeling like shit every time I eat. Someone tell me this goes away.
September 4, 2023 at 3:35 PM
I am “had to start taking probiotics because antibiotics fucked up my insides” years old. 😩
I’m tired of feeling like shit every time I eat. Someone tell me this goes away.
I’m tired of feeling like shit every time I eat. Someone tell me this goes away.
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Does he know anything at all about Twitter?
August 3, 2023 at 12:59 PM
Does he know anything at all about Twitter?
Sometimes showing yourself self compassion looks like not doing housework and sitting outside all day doing a face mask, eye mask, and painting your toenails.
I still don’t feel 100%, but baby steps help.
I still don’t feel 100%, but baby steps help.
July 22, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Sometimes showing yourself self compassion looks like not doing housework and sitting outside all day doing a face mask, eye mask, and painting your toenails.
I still don’t feel 100%, but baby steps help.
I still don’t feel 100%, but baby steps help.
Okay I’m here, now what?! Hoping this is less of a trash can than the Twitter machine has become. #yeg
July 21, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Okay I’m here, now what?! Hoping this is less of a trash can than the Twitter machine has become. #yeg