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My reputation’s never been worse so…
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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January 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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And what I want, right now, as a Democrat, is a scorched earth strategy. I don’t want any cooperation with these fucking traitors. I want Sherman through South Carolina energy. I want Republicans to regret ever hearing the name Donald Trump, let alone nominating him.
Democrats lost 2024 because Democratic voters didn’t turn out. That’s the truth. But all the attention (again!) has been on Trump voters and what we can do for them and how we can reach them and and and FUCK THEM MY GOD. I am so tired of this. Democrats need to focus on Democratic voters!
January 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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why did my bf bring home depressed swiftie pepe
December 20, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Literally why am I like this
December 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Sometimes I wake up and be a menace on LinkedIn
I’m treating it like FB now.
December 20, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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When I was younger I thought Human Resources meant “resources for humans” as I got older I realized it meant “humans are resources”.
December 9, 2024 at 2:01 PM
The last Mastermind for the Era’s Tour 🥹
#LongLiveErasTour
December 8, 2024 at 10:37 PM
December 7, 2024 at 7:46 PM
My 2024 Spotify Wrapped!
December 5, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Chappell Roan’s fan message from Spotify Wrapped!
December 5, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Olivia Rodrigo’s fan message from Spotify Wrapped
December 5, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Taylor Swift fan message on Spotify wrapped
December 5, 2024 at 12:26 AM
This tracks…
December 4, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I got Spotify wrapped artist messages from Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo, and Chappell Roan!!!!
December 4, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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The thing is, I don’t actually blame swifties for paternity-testing her songs because she actively encouraged that for a lot of her career. She trained them.

I do blame them for the homophobia though.
December 3, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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thinking about how billie burke (glinda) was in a lesbian relationship with dorothy arzner (a lesbian director) during the 1920s and how dorothy arzner had a fling with clara bow while directing the “the wild party” (a lesbian-themed film) and how clara and billie were as such “friends” of dorothy 🙃
December 3, 2024 at 9:19 AM
If you see this post a knight
November 29, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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Literally...
November 29, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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America- you got it wrong.

Happy Thanksgiving to 48% of you that aren’t morons
November 28, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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another day without the giver on streaming
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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Trudeau traded bracelets with the girls at the Taylor Swift concert because that is part of the camaraderie of the Eras Tour

The people who see what was an innocent exchange and call it creepy are the ones sexualizing those young girls
November 25, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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Protestors in Luanda, #Angola called for a fully democratic state, decrying bad governance. Angola has achieved relative political stability following a 27-year civil war that ended in 2002, but still continues to grapple with mass poverty, organized crime, resource plundering and corruption. 🧵
November 26, 2024 at 5:25 AM
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vancouver (oz) awaits. she’s been playing the part, lurking in the shadows dropping hints, planting seeds. but she was always crashing the wedding. it was her mourning warning. you’re losing her. now it’s time to walk away, drop the veil and the curtain, burst their bubbles, and reclaim her truth.
November 25, 2024 at 3:51 PM