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Make Art Not Friends
Research Shows Yakima Actually Nothing Like Palm Springs: tinyurl.com/mrvvr9zt
February 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
27 Dresses: The Bone Temple.
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
"Oh, damn, these are nice shelves. Can I take these?" -Me in the Criterion closet
February 2, 2026 at 5:28 AM
It's amazing that Mike Love managed to earn the title of 'worst member' of a band that also had Charles Manson in it.
January 30, 2026 at 4:31 AM
If I didn't know and had to guess the three vegetables which have their own dedicated salts, I'd probably hit onion and garlic fairly quickly, but celery would honestly take me a while.
January 30, 2026 at 4:19 AM
In the world of hip-hop, you'll sometimes hear people talk about a rapper's "flow." This is a slang term referring to their menstrual cycle.
January 27, 2026 at 12:20 AM
The looks can be confusingly similar, so here's a helpful guide:
-Stomp clap hey indie band: shaggy hair washed and brushed.
-Jam band: shaggy hair unwashed but brushed.
-Bluegrass fusion band: shaggy hair washed but unbrushed.
-Alternative country band: shaggy hair unwashed and unbrushed.
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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There's pineapple upside-down cake. There's pineapple right-side-up cake. There's pineapple inside-out cake. And then there's the highly theoretical pineapple quantum cake. I will taste all four or I will die trying.
March 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I used to think that thirst traps were just harmless, flirty fun, until I got caught in one and had to gnaw my own leg off to escape.
January 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Well, I remember the experience of being 43 years old pretty clearly.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I think a major reason why audio engineers go gaga over Neve consoles is that they subconsciously conflate them with how beautiful Neve Campbell is.
January 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
We picked up a copy of Peter Gabriel's "Passion" on CD at a thrift store a while back, and wow, I'd forgotten how hard this goes.
A Different Drum
YouTube video by Peter Gabriel - Topic
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 AM
If you see something suspicious, say something suspicious.
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
"Electro-industrial music"? They should have called it 'Neon Genesis P-Orridge.'
December 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The weather itself might be miserable, but the term "wintry mix" is undeniably delightful.
December 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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If you're having trouble getting a cool nickname going, maybe try just going by "'Cool Nickname' Greg" or whatever.
November 23, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Happy to report that I'm 20% of the way to an EGOpT!*

*Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, parking ticket, Tony
December 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If they ever invent a better way to transport fish than by throwing them, Pike Place is going to be in a tough spot.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
If someone tells you that 'Die Hard' is a Christmas movie, just say "Yeah, but only because Al Leong is in it," and then walk away with no further explanation.
December 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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If you can't justify the cost/inconvenience of buying the music you listen to, fr just pirate it. It's not any worse than Spotify.
I'm the President of Music and I endorse this message.
December 21, 2024 at 4:58 PM
The only true cultural universal is that any leftover starch fried in a pan with eggs makes a great breakfast. French toast, chilaquiles, fried rice...
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Yeah, I'm a flautist (I eat a lot of flautas).
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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every experimental artist dreams of one thing: a random normal person reposting a video of their art on facebook with the caption "what the heck is this?!?"
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
She wore a raspberry beret,
The kind that you find at Beret Emporium.
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It's about time somebody took V8 down a peg in the arena of tomato juices named after internal combustion engine configurations.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM