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@caldera.bsky.social
Horny Honey Badger, 24, he/him, married (open) Can I hit you with things?!? I keep @tondaly.bsky.social locked up. 18+ you stinkies

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Legal Loopholes are hot, actually
July 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Had a wax play session with @tondaly.bsky.social and a friend the other week and WOOF did my puppy look goooood~

He also got SO hard when I dripped on his nuts, like a good boy should!
January 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Had a wax play session with @tondaly.bsky.social and a friend the other week and WOOF did my puppy look goooood~

He also got SO hard when I dripped on his nuts, like a good boy should!
January 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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Big ups to Mr. S for their quick response to this.

That being said, I'm disappointed in Cellblock 13. Their response reeks of AI and actively contradicts what they've said about the AI generated art on their Instagram. At the time of writing the items are still being listed in the Cellblock store.
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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YOUR GIRL IS GETTING HER NEW SET OF TITS IN MARCH 😭😭😭

St. Patty’s Day Tits in particular
January 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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When the bottom pulls things deeper
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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It's #WagonWednesday!!! Just needed to remind y'all I keep that thang on me
January 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
It's #WagonWednesday!!! Just needed to remind y'all I keep that thang on me
January 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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I hate to do this, but id really appreciate if anyone could grab a custom from me or donate a few bucks, ive had a pretty rough start to the year and could use some support. Got a few links to check out of you want to help. Thank you 💙
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
There's really nothing better than putting on a show for a good group of people. It's especially nice when I get the chance to give people new experiences.

Whether it be wax, fisting, impact, take your pick. I just love showing off~
I went to a NYE party and after the ball dropped I was thrown in a sling and fisted for a crowd. Everyone was feeling @caldera.bsky.social's hand through my belly and telling me what a good boy I am

After we finished fisting, almost everyone playing ended up fucking me
January 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Things to do to pretty puppy girls:

#furryart
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I'm such a busy dog :)
On that note, guess who got fisted first thing this morning. Then got pissed in while we cleaned up

That's right, this dog 🐶
I'm getting so much better at fisting and it's incredibly exciting. Being a hand puppet is so much fun 🥴
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Saw people posting their "best of" so I figured I'd join in~

Let's see everybody's favorites this year!!!

🐕⬇️- @tondaly.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Saw people posting their "best of" so I figured I'd join in~

Let's see everybody's favorites this year!!!

🐕⬇️- @tondaly.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Hey mutt, you've got work to do.

Don't worry, you can take a nap on my chest when you're done~
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hey mutt, you've got work to do.

Don't worry, you can take a nap on my chest when you're done~
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Enjoy both ends
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I really need to remember to ever post anything here. On the other hand, it's good I've been touching grass. I just need to post the freak shit to keep the rent down
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
CW: Piss play/Weird

One day my mind had the idea, "What if I pissed in my husband with a condom?" Well, here is what if :)
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I don't yap enough about my weird lil trinkets. But the craftsmanship on this (way too expensive) grinder I got recently is AMAZING. It tickles my tism
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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“Rocky how the sweet holy actual motherfuck am I supposed to do-“

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

FILL THIS OUT
GIVE US A THING

If it gets approved, I’ll be the one to announce it and auction it off for you c:

And yes, we WILL be taking on-site donations until Saturday when Dealer’s Den closes
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Omg me
Pred thats sweet, doting and boyish… also cruel beyond belief
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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CW: fisting

I made some surprise progress with fisting today! @caldera.bsky.social and I were fucking, like a typical Sunday afternoon

One thing led to another and I found myself with him wrist deep with surprisingly little effort on my part
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This does things to me
Sometimes, you gotta do this grip
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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It is so baffling to me that "LLMs aren't actually thinking" is still something we have to talk about despite the fact that that's literally just not now they work. This isn't a debate, it's just a fact. And it's not even a new fact, we've understood how these things work since the first LLMs!
h/t @robertfreundlaw.bsky.social

holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM