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Lab Tech Nerd | Skol Vikings | Vinyls lover
Firm believer that withholding food / food security from anyone should be a punishable offense.
Firm believer that withholding food / food security from anyone should be a punishable offense.
427-1 … about fucking time … also why the fuck would you vote no on this?!
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
427-1 … about fucking time … also why the fuck would you vote no on this?!
I don’t think I’m ever going to recover from the concert high from finally seeing blink-182.
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I don’t think I’m ever going to recover from the concert high from finally seeing blink-182.
The moon beams going through the clouds was magical last night.
August 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The moon beams going through the clouds was magical last night.
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Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.
July 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.
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BREAKING: Congress just gave final approval on a budget bill that guts Medicaid, defunds Planned Parenthood, and supercharges funding for ICE.
We the people will bear the brunt of these harmful policies — and we won’t forget who caused this devastation to our health, rights, and dignity.
We the people will bear the brunt of these harmful policies — and we won’t forget who caused this devastation to our health, rights, and dignity.
July 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
BREAKING: Congress just gave final approval on a budget bill that guts Medicaid, defunds Planned Parenthood, and supercharges funding for ICE.
We the people will bear the brunt of these harmful policies — and we won’t forget who caused this devastation to our health, rights, and dignity.
We the people will bear the brunt of these harmful policies — and we won’t forget who caused this devastation to our health, rights, and dignity.
This.. this is why I voted for him to represent my area.
Riley: Don’t tell me you give a shit about the middle class when all you are doing is shitting on the middle class
July 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
This.. this is why I voted for him to represent my area.
Today is the last Monday someone will have all ten fingers, and they don’t even know.
#july4 #fireworks #oops
#july4 #fireworks #oops
July 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Today is the last Monday someone will have all ten fingers, and they don’t even know.
#july4 #fireworks #oops
#july4 #fireworks #oops
Anyone in another country want to sponsor my family and I? I’m tired of this ride and I want off now.
June 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Anyone in another country want to sponsor my family and I? I’m tired of this ride and I want off now.
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Donald Trump said no new wars.
Remember that tonight.
Remember that tonight.
June 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Now is a time for peace?! I’m sorry - you don’t get that option after you bomb an entire country without prior approval.
Wow - just wow.
Wow - just wow.
June 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Now is a time for peace?! I’m sorry - you don’t get that option after you bomb an entire country without prior approval.
Wow - just wow.
Wow - just wow.
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(1/5) 📢 Remembering Henrietta Lacks on #Juneteenth:
Today we honor the countless contributions of Black Americans—many of which came at great personal cost. Among these stories is Henrietta Lacks, whose immortal legacy has shaped modern medicine without the recognition she or her family deserved.
Today we honor the countless contributions of Black Americans—many of which came at great personal cost. Among these stories is Henrietta Lacks, whose immortal legacy has shaped modern medicine without the recognition she or her family deserved.
June 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
(1/5) 📢 Remembering Henrietta Lacks on #Juneteenth:
Today we honor the countless contributions of Black Americans—many of which came at great personal cost. Among these stories is Henrietta Lacks, whose immortal legacy has shaped modern medicine without the recognition she or her family deserved.
Today we honor the countless contributions of Black Americans—many of which came at great personal cost. Among these stories is Henrietta Lacks, whose immortal legacy has shaped modern medicine without the recognition she or her family deserved.
In light of Brian Wilson’s passing - I think it’s time to share. My father was a drummer and performed with The Beach Boys. After the show, they all went to the hotel and Brian arrived with a covered silver platter filled with nothing but joints. Dad always said it was the best day of his life.
June 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
In light of Brian Wilson’s passing - I think it’s time to share. My father was a drummer and performed with The Beach Boys. After the show, they all went to the hotel and Brian arrived with a covered silver platter filled with nothing but joints. Dad always said it was the best day of his life.
Oh.. oh noooo ⛈️
June 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Oh.. oh noooo ⛈️
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Everyone on Twitter right now.
June 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Everyone on Twitter right now.
You know, a wonderfully petty pope from Chicago wasn’t on my card for this year… but I’m here for every clap back moment.
Pope Leo is holding a virtual mass for all the world to see on 6/14.
This is the level of petty, I approve of and expect.
This is the level of petty, I approve of and expect.
May 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
You know, a wonderfully petty pope from Chicago wasn’t on my card for this year… but I’m here for every clap back moment.
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I have reached the burn out stage of this regime.
The only thing keeping me going right now is the fact that I’ll see Blink in concert this fall.
The only thing keeping me going right now is the fact that I’ll see Blink in concert this fall.
April 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I have reached the burn out stage of this regime.
The only thing keeping me going right now is the fact that I’ll see Blink in concert this fall.
The only thing keeping me going right now is the fact that I’ll see Blink in concert this fall.
As a 41 year old, my main character trait is disassociation.
April 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
As a 41 year old, my main character trait is disassociation.
Things my plumber has said while fixing the bathroom today in our almost 200 yr old house :
- What the actual F is this
- Lord have mercy
- What is this meat and potatoes
- Why would it be like this
- Pain in the ass
All while singing and whistling 🤦🏼♀️
- What the actual F is this
- Lord have mercy
- What is this meat and potatoes
- Why would it be like this
- Pain in the ass
All while singing and whistling 🤦🏼♀️
April 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Things my plumber has said while fixing the bathroom today in our almost 200 yr old house :
- What the actual F is this
- Lord have mercy
- What is this meat and potatoes
- Why would it be like this
- Pain in the ass
All while singing and whistling 🤦🏼♀️
- What the actual F is this
- Lord have mercy
- What is this meat and potatoes
- Why would it be like this
- Pain in the ass
All while singing and whistling 🤦🏼♀️
24 hours straight! Well done, @booker.senate.gov 🩵
April 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
24 hours straight! Well done, @booker.senate.gov 🩵
The new Joplin tornado documentary on Netflix is sooo good. I could never imagine going through something like that.
March 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The new Joplin tornado documentary on Netflix is sooo good. I could never imagine going through something like that.
You know, it’s time. Let someone lead who will actually do something. #spinelessSchumer
Step down @schumer.senate.gov
March 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
You know, it’s time. Let someone lead who will actually do something. #spinelessSchumer
Can a political cartoonist please draw : Let them drive Teslas…
I don’t have any artistic abilities but I think this is fitting.
#policalcartoon #please
I don’t have any artistic abilities but I think this is fitting.
#policalcartoon #please
March 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Can a political cartoonist please draw : Let them drive Teslas…
I don’t have any artistic abilities but I think this is fitting.
#policalcartoon #please
I don’t have any artistic abilities but I think this is fitting.
#policalcartoon #please