Enantiodromia Not-Enjoyer
@calamitydange.bsky.social
Game designer, graphic designer, swordfighter, mead maker, farmhand, comic artist(?), writer, laugher, lover, humble, stupid
The drying rack is a place where, with extreme expertise, I put every one of my dishes in peril.
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The drying rack is a place where, with extreme expertise, I put every one of my dishes in peril.
Neurotypicals are fighter class
Neurodivergents are magic users
There I said it
Neurodivergents are magic users
There I said it
October 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Neurotypicals are fighter class
Neurodivergents are magic users
There I said it
Neurodivergents are magic users
There I said it
Dear diary:
October 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Dear diary:
I'm tired of consequences
Where are all the prosequences?
Where are all the prosequences?
August 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I'm tired of consequences
Where are all the prosequences?
Where are all the prosequences?
My one annoying trait is that I'm really fucking annoying
July 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
My one annoying trait is that I'm really fucking annoying
I don't just argue with inanimate objects, I will flat out confront them. If a frying pan isn't nesting well in the pantry I'll straight up ask it. "Really? Is darkness truly the path you've chosen?"
July 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I don't just argue with inanimate objects, I will flat out confront them. If a frying pan isn't nesting well in the pantry I'll straight up ask it. "Really? Is darkness truly the path you've chosen?"
UPDATE: 🔥It's not fine🔥
I work at a non-profit art center in Iowa and EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE JUST FINE 🥲
June 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
UPDATE: 🔥It's not fine🔥
If our president had stats they would be:
INT -4
CHA -2 (+10 if target suffers smoothbrain)
DEX 10 (DEX stands for 'Dudes Extremely Xenophobic')
STR -1
WIS -6 (additional -5 when tweeting about anything relating to foreign affairs)
CON 10 (CON literally means 'con-man')
INT -4
CHA -2 (+10 if target suffers smoothbrain)
DEX 10 (DEX stands for 'Dudes Extremely Xenophobic')
STR -1
WIS -6 (additional -5 when tweeting about anything relating to foreign affairs)
CON 10 (CON literally means 'con-man')
June 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If our president had stats they would be:
INT -4
CHA -2 (+10 if target suffers smoothbrain)
DEX 10 (DEX stands for 'Dudes Extremely Xenophobic')
STR -1
WIS -6 (additional -5 when tweeting about anything relating to foreign affairs)
CON 10 (CON literally means 'con-man')
INT -4
CHA -2 (+10 if target suffers smoothbrain)
DEX 10 (DEX stands for 'Dudes Extremely Xenophobic')
STR -1
WIS -6 (additional -5 when tweeting about anything relating to foreign affairs)
CON 10 (CON literally means 'con-man')
June 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
C'MON AND SLAMILTON
IF YOU WANNA JAMILTON
C'MON AND SLAMILTON
IF YOU WANNA JAMILTON
June 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
C'MON AND SLAMILTON
IF YOU WANNA JAMILTON
C'MON AND SLAMILTON
IF YOU WANNA JAMILTON
Yeah I'm into the maxxing life. I'm Mad Maxxing right now
(strapped to the front of a car in a post- apocalyptic desert)
(strapped to the front of a car in a post- apocalyptic desert)
June 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yeah I'm into the maxxing life. I'm Mad Maxxing right now
(strapped to the front of a car in a post- apocalyptic desert)
(strapped to the front of a car in a post- apocalyptic desert)
People out here being productive on their day off and I'm at home googling the plural of "barf" to see if it's the same plural as "scarf".
May 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
People out here being productive on their day off and I'm at home googling the plural of "barf" to see if it's the same plural as "scarf".
Sociopolitical labels are pretty fucking stupid and polarizing, but I really gotta hand it to the "anti-woke" crowd. Really takes the cake that there are folks out there who are proud to be "pro-asleep".
May 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Sociopolitical labels are pretty fucking stupid and polarizing, but I really gotta hand it to the "anti-woke" crowd. Really takes the cake that there are folks out there who are proud to be "pro-asleep".
Does my toaster have dreams
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Does my toaster have dreams
Reposted by Enantiodromia Not-Enjoyer
Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death
April 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death
2 months from now:
"LIVE FROM EL SALVADOR, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!"
"LIVE FROM EL SALVADOR, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!"
April 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
2 months from now:
"LIVE FROM EL SALVADOR, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!"
"LIVE FROM EL SALVADOR, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!"
Used car salesman: *slaps roof of my body* You can fit so much imposter syndrome in this baby.
April 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Used car salesman: *slaps roof of my body* You can fit so much imposter syndrome in this baby.
Me, buying toilet paper, telepathically to the cashier: "please do not imagine me pooping."
April 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me, buying toilet paper, telepathically to the cashier: "please do not imagine me pooping."
A important comic
April 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A important comic
I like to believe I'm a relatively complex person, but there's one thing that really flattens out my character. When I go bass fishing, anywhere anytime, and I catch a fish that looks exactly like all of the other fish I'm like omg fuuuuuck yeeeaaaahhhhh
March 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I like to believe I'm a relatively complex person, but there's one thing that really flattens out my character. When I go bass fishing, anywhere anytime, and I catch a fish that looks exactly like all of the other fish I'm like omg fuuuuuck yeeeaaaahhhhh
I have been playing The Finals and the time I have spent doing so has been ✨️okay✨️
March 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I have been playing The Finals and the time I have spent doing so has been ✨️okay✨️
My body is a machine that turns free time into wistful regret
March 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My body is a machine that turns free time into wistful regret
I feel bad for that dog that looks uncomfortable in all those memes. They shouldn't be forced to be associated with that unfunny space dickhead.
March 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I feel bad for that dog that looks uncomfortable in all those memes. They shouldn't be forced to be associated with that unfunny space dickhead.
My body is a temple that is blessed with a daily visitation by the god of diarrhea.
March 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My body is a temple that is blessed with a daily visitation by the god of diarrhea.
I'm sorry anime, I love you, but I'm getting really tired of this nomenclature trend of things bring called like "Help! my step teacher can cast six lightning bolts on each turn!" or "Oh no I am always surrounded by super hot demons, should I smash or pass?"
March 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm sorry anime, I love you, but I'm getting really tired of this nomenclature trend of things bring called like "Help! my step teacher can cast six lightning bolts on each turn!" or "Oh no I am always surrounded by super hot demons, should I smash or pass?"