Caladin
caladin.bsky.social
Caladin
@caladin.bsky.social
Naturalized U.S. Citizen

Millennial Miscreant

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Pop Culture Reference Galore
Not all white people hated Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show but 99% of the people that hated Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show are white.

#kendricklamar #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Charlie Kirk thinks Lara would have done better than Kendrick then wonders why we don’t value his opinions

#nfl #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“A MIIIINNNOOORRR”

Matt Gaetz: “WHERE!?”

#nfl #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Harrison Butker would have been more useful in a kitchen tonight

#SuperBowl #nfl
February 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Donald and Melania both wanna fuck Justin Trudeau, just in two very different ways
February 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Reposted by Caladin
BREAKING NEWS: CDC orders mass retraction and revision of submitted research across all science and medicine journals. Banned terms must be scrubbed.

Goes beyond MMWR +other CDC pubs. Applies to research already submitted to top medical journals.

Take a look.
open.substack.com/pub/insideme...
BREAKING NEWS: CDC orders mass retraction and revision of submitted research across all science and medicine journals. Banned terms must be scrubbed.
Any unpublished manuscript mentioning certain topics, including gender and "LGBT," must be pulled or revised.
open.substack.com
February 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Reposted by Caladin
I think this is our future unless someone stops him. Musk’s plan for X has been for it to replace the entire banking system. His keen interest in seizing control of Treasury payments (and its tech) may forebode an intention to have such payments go through X www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/2...
February 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
What Elon Musk said: “We’re gonna run out of Social Security!”

What he didn’t say: “Cuz I’m gonna steal it!”
January 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
[as an immigrant]

Server: “would you like some ice?”

Me: “is that a threat?”
January 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
*if I was a journalist:

Trump: “you want me to go swimming?”

Me: “you’d do that for me?”
January 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yes, I want Donald Trump to go swimming in the Potomac in January.
January 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
BREAKING NEWS: RFK Jr. to pilot all commercial flights from now on in order to prove that his cousin, JFK Jr., was a fluke.
January 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Remember, Trump built Trump Tower through deals he made with Teamsters members tied to the Gambino family.

So really Republicans are okay with cartel-like crime as long its committed by white men.
January 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“From now on February shall be known as ‘Tiny White Penis Month’”
Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
January 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
RFK Jr: “I didn’t say that”

[Video is played showing that he said ‘that’]

RFK Jr: “I didn’t say that”
January 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Risk of dying by gun shot in the U.S.: 14.5 per 100,000

Risk of dying from Covid vaccine: 0.82 per 100,000

But republicans wanna ban vaccines and expand gun rights.
January 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Just so you know, RFK Jr. thinks the Thimerosal used in vaccines is the same shit that gave him mercury poisoning from eating red clams.

He doesn’t understand basic chemistry or clinical studies and yet Republicans want him in charge of health.
January 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The main reason I wanna move away from the US is that if WW3 breaks out I’d really like to be part of the Allied Forces again…
January 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Renaming the Tropic of Cancer the Tropic of One Acceptable Outcome for Donald Trump
January 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Imagine being so empty and ugly inside you pick up the phone to call ICE
January 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Gonna start referring to people who report their neighbors to ICE as Kehreins
January 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
No reports of ICE in New Mexico cuz ICE thinks it’s Mexico.
January 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I wanted the Commanders to win.

But they gave up at least 14 points on turnovers and that’s unforgivable in a conference championship game.

Congrats to Dan Quinn and the Commanders, but this game is over.

#nfl #commanders #eagles
January 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Jeremy McNichols may have just played his last NFL game ever.

#commanders #eagles
January 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM