Cake Eater
cakeeater69.bsky.social
Cake Eater
@cakeeater69.bsky.social
Level 45 Bi Tech nerd/Gamer/Perpetual
Theatre Boyfriend
He/Him
MDNI🔞/NSFW
Married, Bi, and Poly
Pinned
A late entry for #fcf. Good night gooners.
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Just got one of my favourite quotes about one of my sessions from a long-time listener, first time caller.

"Can't beat it! Laughs, chat, AND splat."

He had fun, and lamented he had waited so long to try it. Don't make his mistake! Book your session today! 💋
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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A joyous #SexWorkerSaturday to my Slutty Internet Friends! Quick reminder that I have to make my tip goal each week in order to avoid having to get a job where I have to actually put on clothes. (You don't want that, do you? 😫 *shudder*) Tips please!
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
January 24, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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I'm gonna say this. If you feel that ICE is justified in taking a man who was filming them and executing him right there in the street... If you think it's okay to hold a 5 year old to get to his mom... to shoot a woman trying to drive away... My naked pics aren't for you. #FuckICE #NSFWAgainstICE
January 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Tip Polly, keep her unclothed!
A joyous #SexWorkerSaturday to my Slutty Internet Friends! Quick reminder that I have to make my tip goal each week in order to avoid having to get a job where I have to actually put on clothes. (You don't want that, do you? 😫 *shudder*) Tips please!
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
January 24, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Where did today get to? Oh yeah! Enjoying all of the Lovelies participating in my #PolysPose4. 🥰 But sorry I slacked on my #ThightThursday / #ThickThursday post. I hope it was worth the wait! 😏😘💋

#NSFW #BBW #MILF #Hotwife #HotMom #Gooning #ThickThighThursday #Cum #Pussy #Tease #Fishnets #Lingerie
January 22, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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He's probably in bed by now, but I want to say thank you to my lovely friend who sent me a tip and chose this fun pic to share with the class from his smut avalanche. (He also got a sneak peek at my #OnlyFans drop while I was at it.) You want one? 😘

🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
January 22, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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Boobs & bush <3
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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November 7, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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I got some more film for my camera!! More nudies coming soon 😚✌🏻
Would you keep a sexy Polaroid
of me in your wallet? 🎞️🍄✌🏻🌀
#hippie ☮︎ #nsfwsky#naturaltits
#bushsky 𑁍 #hairyhottie 𖦹 #fansly
#bigtits 𖤓 #hairyarmpits#altgirl
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Live simply, care freely ✨
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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⚠️ ATTENTION! ⚠️
I don't EVER get offended by you "spam-liking" my stuff. I've posted a record number of things this week to record low numbers of likes. 😫 Someone said they didn't want to "come across creepy by liking everything." Do it. It's not weird to me. I appreciate it. (And save stuff too!!!)
January 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Happy #FeralFriday to all my Slutty Internet Friends! 😈 Here's a still from a hot one-on-one cam session I had last night. (Want one? Details in ALT text! It's fun AND affordable AND cums with great 1st time perks!) 😘💋

#NSFW #BBW #MILF #BigTits #Camming #SellingContent #Cum #Gooning #RealNSFW #Slut
January 17, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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In case anyone is wondering, this is DEFINITELY NOT the tip thank you post for my anonymous tipper. This is CLEARLY the famous Magritte portrait "The Daughter of Woman."

🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared

#NSFW #WhenPolysJokesAreFarTooConvolutedAndEsoteric #ButHey #Pussy #ArtSmut
January 17, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Yes please.
Being her play thing ❣️
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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On #WagonWednesday we wear pink.... Or something like that. Happy #HumpDay, my Slutty Internet Friends! Been fighting technology all morning. But I have a fun surprise for you all that I'm going to post next! In the meantime, enjoy this ass shot. 🎂

#NSFW #BBW #MILF #BigAss #Hotwife #HotMom #Gooner
January 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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* $5 TIP DRIVE *
Even a $5 tip is SO appreciated & it's so easy to send via Throne! No app to download. 🌍 access! So I'm doing a special! Choose "Buy me an ice cream" & get a link for a smut avalanche example AND a follow back! (Put handle in gift message!) Here's me eating 🍨

throne.com/polysquared
January 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Happy #ThighThursday my Slutty Internet Friends! Today's a good day! 10 people have now sent me "ice cream" ($5) on my Throne for a link to 40 pieces of smut incl 😻. Nothing but rave reviews! Want it? 😏😈💋

throne.com/polysquared

#NSFW #RealNSFW #BBW #MILF #hotwife #hotmom #sellingcontent #OnlyFans
January 16, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Thigh Thursday!!!
January 16, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Come get your milk 🥛💦✨️
January 15, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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kind of a sad cunt but gives great side boob

#boobs #TitsOut #pale #BustyPetite #BigBoobs
January 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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Come to mommy 💦😏

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January 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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I got tipped and met my tip goal thanks to @nevrick.bsky.social !!! 🥰🥰🥰

A sincere thank you to him and everyone who helped contribute to the vet bill, it was a huge help 🩷

link.me/magentaratgirl

#nsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #topless #altgirl #tatted #egirl #babesky #boobsky #tits #fansly #goonsky
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Thigh highs for your Thursday 💖
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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⚠️ CAUTION ⚠️
Staring may cause shortness of breath, poor decision making, and mild obsession.
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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where do your eyes go first?

#nsfwsky #nipples #tits #nude #redhead
January 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM