Caf Coleo 🏳️⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc
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Final Fantasy XIV Fishing Main and minutiae explorer. Veteran wine aunt, inveterate weeb, invertebrate enthusiast.
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Can You Catch Every Legendary Fish in FFXIV in One Day?
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New Video! In May, by a miraculous confluence of fate, all 30 legendary fish spawned in the span of slightly over 24 hours. And I tried to catch every single one of them.
It went... ok.
It went... ok.
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i forgot i had TTS for non-voice acted dialogue and this nearly killed me when it came out of nowhere
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 PM
i forgot i had TTS for non-voice acted dialogue and this nearly killed me when it came out of nowhere
A 4-day workweek would fix me. This last weekend I was so productive even though I slept in until past 2 pm on Saturday and did nothing else the whole day. I need an extra day to waste fully every time. Please.
A few years ago I was a finalist candidate for a job that was on a 4-day work week (10 hour days). I literally still fantasize about how great my life would be if I had gotten that job.
Can you even imagine.
Can you even imagine.
January 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM
A 4-day workweek would fix me. This last weekend I was so productive even though I slept in until past 2 pm on Saturday and did nothing else the whole day. I need an extra day to waste fully every time. Please.
A few years ago I was a finalist candidate for a job that was on a 4-day work week (10 hour days). I literally still fantasize about how great my life would be if I had gotten that job.
Can you even imagine.
Can you even imagine.
January 20, 2026 at 2:30 PM
A few years ago I was a finalist candidate for a job that was on a 4-day work week (10 hour days). I literally still fantasize about how great my life would be if I had gotten that job.
Can you even imagine.
Can you even imagine.
I could never write anything that has to be updated incrementally/episodically because my approach to writer's block is to just slam out a completely unrelated chapter at a random point in the story with zero regard for how the hell we're gonna get there. We can figure it out in post.
January 20, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I could never write anything that has to be updated incrementally/episodically because my approach to writer's block is to just slam out a completely unrelated chapter at a random point in the story with zero regard for how the hell we're gonna get there. We can figure it out in post.
After living in this area for literally over a decade, today I finally reported to the wrong Penn Station for my train (it was fine but very embarrassing)
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
After living in this area for literally over a decade, today I finally reported to the wrong Penn Station for my train (it was fine but very embarrassing)
Auld Land Syne underrated all-time banger and I don't think anyone would judge me for blasting that shit all year
January 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Auld Land Syne underrated all-time banger and I don't think anyone would judge me for blasting that shit all year
It appears there's been a bump in interest for video content about how the weather works in Final Fantasy XIV after like a year. Youtube algorithm tweak or something to do with the ongoing hunt for Purse of Riches? No idea!
January 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
It appears there's been a bump in interest for video content about how the weather works in Final Fantasy XIV after like a year. Youtube algorithm tweak or something to do with the ongoing hunt for Purse of Riches? No idea!
No vibe quite as rancid as whatever the fuck it is I'm feeling the first morning back at work after the winter holidays
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
No vibe quite as rancid as whatever the fuck it is I'm feeling the first morning back at work after the winter holidays
Checking in on the aftermath of the clear->rain 16-0 Purse test
January 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Checking in on the aftermath of the clear->rain 16-0 Purse test
By far the most fascinating part of adulthood is being able to clearly see all the ways my mom's undiagnosed anxiety disorder manifests in her daily life and also hear many stories about my grandma's undiagnosed anxiety disorder. Feels like seeing Matrix code unravel.
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
By far the most fascinating part of adulthood is being able to clearly see all the ways my mom's undiagnosed anxiety disorder manifests in her daily life and also hear many stories about my grandma's undiagnosed anxiety disorder. Feels like seeing Matrix code unravel.
Listening to my mom explain to my aunt that I'm "very into the concept of fish"
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Listening to my mom explain to my aunt that I'm "very into the concept of fish"
My uncle lives in the middle of nowhere in swampy rural Florida and honestly the number one thing I'm not used to about this environment is how friggin' loud the bats are. They're so noisy!!
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My uncle lives in the middle of nowhere in swampy rural Florida and honestly the number one thing I'm not used to about this environment is how friggin' loud the bats are. They're so noisy!!
BOBBY MY FRIEND BOBBY HE TRAINED SO HARD FOR THIS FOR YEARS AND SOME RANDOM UPSTART IS COMING TO DETHRONE HIM SO SOON THERE IS NO JUSTICE
Bobgoblin Bass has a new challenger. #FFXIV
With window confirmation coming this morning, Datnioides Aeroplanos comes in with a steel chair to Bob's throne, with a predicted record setting 48 day downtime between August 6 and September 23, 2027.
Longest of the "nearby" future!
With window confirmation coming this morning, Datnioides Aeroplanos comes in with a steel chair to Bob's throne, with a predicted record setting 48 day downtime between August 6 and September 23, 2027.
Longest of the "nearby" future!
December 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
BOBBY MY FRIEND BOBBY HE TRAINED SO HARD FOR THIS FOR YEARS AND SOME RANDOM UPSTART IS COMING TO DETHRONE HIM SO SOON THERE IS NO JUSTICE
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Bobgoblin Bass has a new challenger. #FFXIV
With window confirmation coming this morning, Datnioides Aeroplanos comes in with a steel chair to Bob's throne, with a predicted record setting 48 day downtime between August 6 and September 23, 2027.
Longest of the "nearby" future!
With window confirmation coming this morning, Datnioides Aeroplanos comes in with a steel chair to Bob's throne, with a predicted record setting 48 day downtime between August 6 and September 23, 2027.
Longest of the "nearby" future!
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Bobgoblin Bass has a new challenger. #FFXIV
With window confirmation coming this morning, Datnioides Aeroplanos comes in with a steel chair to Bob's throne, with a predicted record setting 48 day downtime between August 6 and September 23, 2027.
Longest of the "nearby" future!
With window confirmation coming this morning, Datnioides Aeroplanos comes in with a steel chair to Bob's throne, with a predicted record setting 48 day downtime between August 6 and September 23, 2027.
Longest of the "nearby" future!
I WENT OUT THE WAY I LIVED
TESTING PURSE OF RICHES FAIR->FAIR WINDOW
TESTING PURSE OF RICHES FAIR->FAIR WINDOW
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I WENT OUT THE WAY I LIVED
TESTING PURSE OF RICHES FAIR->FAIR WINDOW
TESTING PURSE OF RICHES FAIR->FAIR WINDOW
It's that time again
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It's that time again
It's Christmas, which means I'm home with family and my mom is forcing me to watch episodes of The Flying Nun
December 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It's Christmas, which means I'm home with family and my mom is forcing me to watch episodes of The Flying Nun
There are SEVEN FISH THAT COULD POTENTIALLY BE CAUGHT ON RED MAGGOTS THIS PATCH, but two are already [essentially] ruled out by the addition of new mooch fish! A huge improvement!
Getting this out of storage for tomorrow.
There are 16 possible fishing holes for big fish to be added to. 12 of them have red maggots as a viable bait.
Let's see what 7.4 brings us.
There are 16 possible fishing holes for big fish to be added to. 12 of them have red maggots as a viable bait.
Let's see what 7.4 brings us.
December 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
There are SEVEN FISH THAT COULD POTENTIALLY BE CAUGHT ON RED MAGGOTS THIS PATCH, but two are already [essentially] ruled out by the addition of new mooch fish! A huge improvement!
Getting this out of storage for tomorrow.
There are 16 possible fishing holes for big fish to be added to. 12 of them have red maggots as a viable bait.
Let's see what 7.4 brings us.
There are 16 possible fishing holes for big fish to be added to. 12 of them have red maggots as a viable bait.
Let's see what 7.4 brings us.
December 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Getting this out of storage for tomorrow.
There are 16 possible fishing holes for big fish to be added to. 12 of them have red maggots as a viable bait.
Let's see what 7.4 brings us.
There are 16 possible fishing holes for big fish to be added to. 12 of them have red maggots as a viable bait.
Let's see what 7.4 brings us.
It is with a heavy heart that I must report that I am ready for patch 7.4
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I must report that I am ready for patch 7.4
did it with so many days to spare
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
did it with so many days to spare
If you're still getting baited by Half Life 3 rumors in 2025 you deserve what happens to you (disappointment)
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If you're still getting baited by Half Life 3 rumors in 2025 you deserve what happens to you (disappointment)
When you get crushed by a certain amount you just kind of have to laugh about it. This was probably the single largest FL loss I've ever seen?
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
When you get crushed by a certain amount you just kind of have to laugh about it. This was probably the single largest FL loss I've ever seen?
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Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of
Oh my god, maybe I might actually try to solo now??
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Oh my god, maybe I might actually try to solo now??