Kate Porter
@caeristhiona.bsky.social
Basically the situation is that I'm bad at this. At what, you ask? Yes.
She/her is fine.
Queer Jewish author living with spouse and kid and knitting all the things.
She/her is fine.
Queer Jewish author living with spouse and kid and knitting all the things.
The longer you leave out your trash, the more significant it becomes to archaeology
May 7, 2024 at 3:48 AM
The longer you leave out your trash, the more significant it becomes to archaeology
Ryan Reynolds looks like Chuck Norris and nobody is talking about this
April 30, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Ryan Reynolds looks like Chuck Norris and nobody is talking about this
In my headcanon none of the characters on Full House are either related or mortal
April 29, 2024 at 4:13 PM
In my headcanon none of the characters on Full House are either related or mortal
How many times do you think Dolly read the Communist Manifesto preparing for her role in 9 to 5
April 29, 2024 at 4:35 AM
How many times do you think Dolly read the Communist Manifesto preparing for her role in 9 to 5
If I had to describe my general manner of dress it would be Assassin's Creed: Hobbiton
April 25, 2024 at 12:32 AM
If I had to describe my general manner of dress it would be Assassin's Creed: Hobbiton
In all ways but physical I am myself
April 23, 2024 at 12:14 AM
In all ways but physical I am myself
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me a cashless utopian commune
Money can't buy me a cashless utopian commune
April 21, 2024 at 5:38 AM
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me a cashless utopian commune
Money can't buy me a cashless utopian commune
Maybe she's born with it
Maybe it's BPD
Maybe it's BPD
April 21, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Maybe she's born with it
Maybe it's BPD
Maybe it's BPD
If you can listen to Hey Ya without dancing a little we aren't friends
April 21, 2024 at 3:12 AM
If you can listen to Hey Ya without dancing a little we aren't friends
All my searches for the Taylor Swift haggadah bring up 30 minute Seder ideas 🙃
(I know it'll come back into print but it's still funny to me)
(I know it'll come back into print but it's still funny to me)
April 20, 2024 at 5:20 AM
All my searches for the Taylor Swift haggadah bring up 30 minute Seder ideas 🙃
(I know it'll come back into print but it's still funny to me)
(I know it'll come back into print but it's still funny to me)
All I want out of life is someone overdubbing the footage of Gul Dukat returning to Terak Noor set to the music of Springtime For H!+ler
April 13, 2024 at 3:37 AM
All I want out of life is someone overdubbing the footage of Gul Dukat returning to Terak Noor set to the music of Springtime For H!+ler
WISDOM FROM THE TALMUD
Boundaries should be
- Clear
- Maintained
- Explicitly agreed upon
- The main thing that determines who is responsible for a dead cow
Boundaries should be
- Clear
- Maintained
- Explicitly agreed upon
- The main thing that determines who is responsible for a dead cow
April 10, 2024 at 4:08 AM
WISDOM FROM THE TALMUD
Boundaries should be
- Clear
- Maintained
- Explicitly agreed upon
- The main thing that determines who is responsible for a dead cow
Boundaries should be
- Clear
- Maintained
- Explicitly agreed upon
- The main thing that determines who is responsible for a dead cow
All I really want is for the entire town to sing a song about how weird I am while I read to some sheep
April 10, 2024 at 4:05 AM
All I really want is for the entire town to sing a song about how weird I am while I read to some sheep
Good morning friends, don't be like me and do a massive grocery shopping trip only to remember immediately after checking out with a butt load of chametz that Pesach is in two weeks
April 8, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Good morning friends, don't be like me and do a massive grocery shopping trip only to remember immediately after checking out with a butt load of chametz that Pesach is in two weeks
Never judge people on the basis of grammar or spelling or knowledge unless they are internet n@zis, in which case judge them on whatever basis you want
April 7, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Never judge people on the basis of grammar or spelling or knowledge unless they are internet n@zis, in which case judge them on whatever basis you want
All game designers should be forced to play their own game with a five year old and see how fast they want to destroy life on earth
April 7, 2024 at 5:22 PM
All game designers should be forced to play their own game with a five year old and see how fast they want to destroy life on earth
Reposted by Kate Porter
So here's the Israeli explanation for the WCK attack.
Spoiler: Even if every word here is true (and it probably is given the referenced video) it's still a war crime
Spoiler: Even if every word here is true (and it probably is given the referenced video) it's still a war crime
IDF dismisses 2 senior officers over deadly drone strike on Gaza aid convoy
Attack on World Central Kitchen cars was against army regulations, probe finds; commanders believed Hamas gunman was in one car
www.timesofisrael.com
April 5, 2024 at 12:30 PM
So here's the Israeli explanation for the WCK attack.
Spoiler: Even if every word here is true (and it probably is given the referenced video) it's still a war crime
Spoiler: Even if every word here is true (and it probably is given the referenced video) it's still a war crime
The list of people who can look professional in a baseball cap includes lesbians, that's it that's the whole list
April 5, 2024 at 5:21 PM
The list of people who can look professional in a baseball cap includes lesbians, that's it that's the whole list
Straight people will really be like "you can't keep calling him Puff Daddy, that's not his name" and then dead name everyone they know on purpose
April 5, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Straight people will really be like "you can't keep calling him Puff Daddy, that's not his name" and then dead name everyone they know on purpose
Has anyone ever asked if the reason we Jews have dietary restrictions is because we all collectively have some form of indigestion all the time
April 5, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Has anyone ever asked if the reason we Jews have dietary restrictions is because we all collectively have some form of indigestion all the time
Only one partner in the relationship knows how to use all the emojis correctly
April 5, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Only one partner in the relationship knows how to use all the emojis correctly