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Jack Foley
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Minnesotan
Vampire
Wrestling fan
if i thought i was gonna eat a sandwich and it turned out it was cake that looked like a sandwich i would cry
January 6, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Been cataloging my video tapes, i’ve got a lot less than i thought i did.
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Reposted by Jack Foley
Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
maybe i’ll become an evil scientist in 2026, that sounds like a good plan
January 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Yeah! new year’s eve! woo! yeah. woo..

meh
December 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
the robots in this reminds me of the institute synths from fallout 4

#svengoolie
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i shouldn’t read the auto world store catalog, makes me wanna buy things.
December 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
bigfoots have more significance in your life then you think they do
December 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i got a bag of circus peanuts for christmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
horrifyingly holidayness
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Everybody. Happy Holidays, and If you have a problem with Happy Holidays, then Happy Shut the Fuck Up.”
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
who tf puts an empty bottle back into the liquor cabinet. what’s wrong with you
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Blue Christmas
open.spotify.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
happy birthday to god, he woulda been 80 today.
December 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
December 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I usually hate holiday movies, but this is the exception

tubitv.com/movies/57031...
Santa Claus vs. the Devil (1959)
With the aid of the wizard Merlin, Santa Claus must defeat the evil machinations of the devil Pitch and save Christmas from being ruined!
tubitv.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i’m decorating a skeleton instead of a tree this year
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Reposted by Jack Foley
Because of the woke left, people have been afraid to say anything other than "Happy Holidays" during this time of year. But now, thanks to the efforts of Trump, Vance, and the GOP, folks are once again comfortable with the more traditional, "Sieg Heil."
December 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Peter Cushing is the absolute best Van Helsing

#svengoolie
December 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i took a nap and i have no idea how long i was asleep
December 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
werewolves are probably real.
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I’ve never met a cat that loves blankets as much as my cat
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
nothing more satisfying then getting all the ice up in one pass with the scraper
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Reposted by Jack Foley
The more I see of Erika Kirk the more I think that Charlie Kirk actually dodged a bullet.
December 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
been watching a lot of antenna tv ever since i cancelled a bunch of streaming services. H & I is quickly becoming one of my favorite channels, METV is still my absolute favorite though
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM