cassandra
@caassaanddraa.bsky.social
she/her • notoriously bad at writing about myself • cats are Zuko (fat orange/white menace) and Ace (void returned to the void, rip)
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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lesson of jay jones (likely) win is that democrats must [redacted]
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
lesson of jay jones (likely) win is that democrats must [redacted]
I hate when characters in books have overly similar names. Like yes, Robin Hobb, put Selden and Sedric in the same book. Doesn’t confuse me at all. 🫠
October 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I hate when characters in books have overly similar names. Like yes, Robin Hobb, put Selden and Sedric in the same book. Doesn’t confuse me at all. 🫠
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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My first and last word on her or her stupid fucking wizard shit
April 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My first and last word on her or her stupid fucking wizard shit
March 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Have an Ace for your troubles
March 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Have an Ace for your troubles
I deleted a post from a couple weeks ago shit-talking Mark Warner, but I should have known it would be evergreen.
Fuck this guy forever and always. Somebody please primary him already. I do not want to vote for him again. Free me from this hell.
Fuck this guy forever and always. Somebody please primary him already. I do not want to vote for him again. Free me from this hell.
YOU DONT OWE HIM SHIT MARK
RETIRE
RETIRE
Mark Warner on Fox: "I may disagree with the president, but I respect the office of the president. I'm probably not gonna be jumping up applauding a lot, but I owe him his due as president. The president has made great, great progress on border crossings. That's something we ought to celebrate."
March 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I deleted a post from a couple weeks ago shit-talking Mark Warner, but I should have known it would be evergreen.
Fuck this guy forever and always. Somebody please primary him already. I do not want to vote for him again. Free me from this hell.
Fuck this guy forever and always. Somebody please primary him already. I do not want to vote for him again. Free me from this hell.
I don’t post selfies much, but what the fuck is my hair trying to do here? (Wrong answers only)
February 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I don’t post selfies much, but what the fuck is my hair trying to do here? (Wrong answers only)
February 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The number one reason I pause something I’m watching is for a secondhand embarrassment timeout.
February 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The number one reason I pause something I’m watching is for a secondhand embarrassment timeout.
February 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The Coin-Op Guillotine
Los Campesinos! · All Hell · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
January 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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The one TikTok I needed to save.
January 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The one TikTok I needed to save.
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The new Ethel Cain is good, beautiful at moments — don’t get me wrong. But I definitely prefer the droning instrumental elements as part of a greater whole rather than as the whole itself.
January 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The new Ethel Cain is good, beautiful at moments — don’t get me wrong. But I definitely prefer the droning instrumental elements as part of a greater whole rather than as the whole itself.
113/75 — not bad, I guess
January 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
113/75 — not bad, I guess
Peaceful coexistence
December 31, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Peaceful coexistence
why did I decide to make five different cookies this year? what the fuck was I on last week when I thought that was a good idea?
December 22, 2024 at 4:45 AM
why did I decide to make five different cookies this year? what the fuck was I on last week when I thought that was a good idea?
Very rude to upload two of my favorite bad episodes in the same week
December 19, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Very rude to upload two of my favorite bad episodes in the same week