Bytehard
@bytehard.bsky.social
Accountant, Tax Goblin/Goddess, Business Owner, SCA reenactor otherwise known as Aureliana Curva, Broken Goth Girl.
I'm starting to remember the parts of me I tried to erase. Not sure why I chose to bury those parts but I guess they were closer to the surface than I thought and more a part of me than I knew. Rediscovering myself is a strange and uncomfortable journey but I think I'm ready. Who am I now? Stand by!
March 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm starting to remember the parts of me I tried to erase. Not sure why I chose to bury those parts but I guess they were closer to the surface than I thought and more a part of me than I knew. Rediscovering myself is a strange and uncomfortable journey but I think I'm ready. Who am I now? Stand by!
I have officially reached the crazy part of tax season......I just ran off with one of Kendra's new tee shirts like a treasure goblin from Diablo and she didn't even blink. I might be a little over caffeinated and she might be a little under caffeinated.
March 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I have officially reached the crazy part of tax season......I just ran off with one of Kendra's new tee shirts like a treasure goblin from Diablo and she didn't even blink. I might be a little over caffeinated and she might be a little under caffeinated.
Apparently yell/crying into your phone at a spam caller "WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND" gets them to hang up real quick. Follow me for more tips. Also I used all my powers for evil and now I am drained send energy. 😴
February 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Apparently yell/crying into your phone at a spam caller "WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND" gets them to hang up real quick. Follow me for more tips. Also I used all my powers for evil and now I am drained send energy. 😴
The meat suit is itchy and stretched to the tearing point. It feels like what is emerging is chaotic (neutral?)This will be a bit messy while I reconfigure all my preconceived notions. Please bear with me.
February 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The meat suit is itchy and stretched to the tearing point. It feels like what is emerging is chaotic (neutral?)This will be a bit messy while I reconfigure all my preconceived notions. Please bear with me.
I had a three hour notice that my parents were coming into the office today to drop off food for me and even the cold spoons on the eyes trick could not hide how tired I am. Exhaustion is not a good look on me. Tomorrow will be better right?
February 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I had a three hour notice that my parents were coming into the office today to drop off food for me and even the cold spoons on the eyes trick could not hide how tired I am. Exhaustion is not a good look on me. Tomorrow will be better right?
It's 12:20am and I am the asshole neighbor who sets off the fire alarm making toast........ sorry neighbors
February 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It's 12:20am and I am the asshole neighbor who sets off the fire alarm making toast........ sorry neighbors
We have reached fuck around and find out stage.
February 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
We have reached fuck around and find out stage.
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My feelings mask must be slipping with the clients today. I have been asked multiple times how I am doing and all of them had that concerned look in their eyes when they asked. The last one as he was leaving said you look good kiddo hang in there. WHAT IS MY FACE DOING? STOP IT FACE!
February 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My feelings mask must be slipping with the clients today. I have been asked multiple times how I am doing and all of them had that concerned look in their eyes when they asked. The last one as he was leaving said you look good kiddo hang in there. WHAT IS MY FACE DOING? STOP IT FACE!
I was wondering how long it would take me to forget where I live now and start the drive to the old place. Turns out it's tonight. Twelve hours doing taxes does things to a brain. 😞
February 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I was wondering how long it would take me to forget where I live now and start the drive to the old place. Turns out it's tonight. Twelve hours doing taxes does things to a brain. 😞
I did not order the 5am nightmare wakeup call. Whoever did please redirect it away from my location. Also that was way to direct of a attack. Rude
February 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I did not order the 5am nightmare wakeup call. Whoever did please redirect it away from my location. Also that was way to direct of a attack. Rude
I am way too wired for taxes. Can I opt out?
February 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I am way too wired for taxes. Can I opt out?
Can't get on my VPN so I am picking a fight with Kendra thru messenger. So far I've challenged her to pistols at dawn, a race, wrestling match, dance off, and many others all in Gif format.
February 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Can't get on my VPN so I am picking a fight with Kendra thru messenger. So far I've challenged her to pistols at dawn, a race, wrestling match, dance off, and many others all in Gif format.