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byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Dykey Cannonball
@byrdistheword91.bsky.social
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No personality outside of being queer. Deranged koala on the T. Writer/voice actor for The Purgatory Report. He/They. 18+ only.

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/byrdistheword91/pseuds/byrdistheword91
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Stealth Mode: ACTIVATE! (dies horribly) | The Outlast Trials w/ Minx, Alice, and Katie twitch.tv/byrdisthewor...
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I think that I'm funny, therefore I stream.
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November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Going live in an hour with @mangaminx.bsky.social and the gang for The Outlast Trials! Come watch me be the bravest of the bravest bois!

Totally!

For realsies!

twitch.tv/byrdistheword91
two women are holding guns in a dark room and one of them is holding a torch .
Alt: two women are holding guns in a dark room and one of them is holding a torch .
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November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
The Road Trip From HELL | RV There Yet? twitch.tv/byrdisthewor...
byrdistheword91 - Twitch
I think that I'm funny, therefore I stream.
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November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Going live in abt 20 minutes or so with @mangaminx.bsky.social and the gang for "RV There Yet?"

Stranded far from home with naught but our wits to survive, what could go wrong?

twitch.tv/byrdistheword91
a white truck is parked in a grassy field next to a trailer that says techstuff
Alt: An RV tears through a trailer park
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November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Jean is on a mission to save her news show, so she sets out from the studio to search for solutions; but the citizens of Purgatory are acting even weirder than usual. Will she find her fix? And why is everyone singing?

Coming soon this holiday season!!

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poster art inspired by old Hollywood. Across the top "The Purgatory Report:" is written in cursive text "Ding Dong Holiday" is written in candy-canes. Beneath the title, a middle-aged woman sings joyously, twin brothers wearing coveralls and trucker hats with the letters "MBG" enjoy cups of cocoa, down left a young person with short blonde hair and blue eyes, wearing a blue pull-over hoodie with the letters "PHS" on it looks dismayed. Down right credits are listed as follows: Starring Jean Hogenbeck with The Intern, Peter and Paul Mounds, Velma Watkins, Odette DuLac and featuring Winifred Stein. Plus Two Unbelievable Cameos! Directed and Engineered by Jen Tidwell, written by Tidwell, Byrd and Hughes. Coming Soon.
November 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
I'd like to go on record saying that everything I ever heard about women drivers is officially horseshit, because the further along in my transition I get, the worse my parking becomes.

By the time the gender gods see fit to bless me with a full beard, I'll be parking on the goddamn sidewalk.
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Y'all. Something just happened to me, and y'all gonna read a goddamn Scene chapter about it! @efapodcast.com #WynonnaEarp #FanFic

Scene
Scene 14: Service Submission
Summary: Waverly and Nicole have a misunderstanding.
Link: archiveofourown.org/works/391616...
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November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Change of plans, we're here for the romance (of the Three Kingdoms)! | Dynasty Warriors: Origins

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Twitch is the world
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October 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Let's see if this co-op update broke everything! | Supermarket Simulator & possibly PEAK twitch.tv/byrdisthewor...
byrdistheword91 - Twitch
I think that I'm funny, therefore I stream.
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October 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Going live in about an hour with @mangaminx.bsky.social and the crew! We're gonna try out the co-op update on Supermarket Simulator, and if that doesn't work out, then we'll do some mountain-climbing instead!

See you there!

twitch.tv/byrdistheword91
a woman standing in front of a table of cantaloupes says those are very nice cantaloupes
Alt: a woman standing in front of a table of cantaloupes says those are very nice cantaloupes
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October 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Prepare yourselves #Earpers!

#WynonnaEarp
October 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
I've learned that today is World Octopus Day AND International Lesbian Day AND #WayHaughtWednesday!

So, why not celebrate by reading a smutty one-shot of the aftermath of the WayHaught "Horny Octopus" fiasco?

archiveofourown.org/works/391616...

Credit to @kareno41286.bsky.social for the request!
a woman in flannel is feeling up another woman in a white blazer
October 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Reposted by Dykey Cannonball
ghostriverearper.bsky.social
Finally chapter of "Into the Fire" is live on #AO3 but this is not the end, I've got plans and a hyperfixation.

archiveofourown.org/works/603732...

@efapodcast.com #WynonnaEarp #fanfic
Into the Fire - Chapter 1 - GhostRiverEarper - Wynonna Earp (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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October 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Reposted by Dykey Cannonball
abracapocus.bsky.social
It's come to my attention that October 8th is both International Lesbian Day AND World Octopus Day. So #Earpers know what that really means: it's Horny Nicole Haught Day.

#WynonnaEarp
Screenshot from Wynonna Earp episode Love's All Over. A redheaded woman is pawing at a brunette woman from behind.
October 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Reposted by Dykey Cannonball
efapodcast.com
Hey Fic Fans!! We are currently curating our list of fics for EFA: After Dark (our show exclusively for Patrons on our Patreon that covers the spicier side of WE fanfic). Got any titles you'd like us to cover? Share below!! #WynonnaEarp #FanFic #Smut #ReadMoreFic #Earpers
October 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
I couldn't think of a funny janitor pun, let's just clean up blood! | Goblin Cleanup w/ the gang twitch.tv/byrdisthewor...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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October 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Gonna be playing Goblin Cleanup at 4PM EST with @mangaminx.bsky.social and the usual suspects. Cleaning the dead adventurers out of dungeons is a messy job, but someone's gotta do it!

www.twitch.tv/byrdistheword91
a man in white pants is standing in a living room next to a couch and a trash can .
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October 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Me: Hey, do y'all want a bonus chapter on a story that I really love and have been wanting to revisit for a while now?

Readers: Not really.

Me:
a woman in a lab coat with the words right okay next time written below her
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October 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
I have to say, I'm quite enjoying how Ali Liebert is all over Instragram like "Kat Barrell is the BEST WIFE" and all the #Earpers are like "gurl, we know 😏"
a woman is holding a book that says ' heavenly just married '
Alt: a woman is holding a book that says ' heavenly just married '
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October 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
This is PEAK performance! (slips and falls and dies) | PEAK w/ the boizzzzzz twitch.tv/byrdisthewor...
byrdistheword91 - Twitch
I think that I'm funny, therefore I stream.
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September 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
PEAK with @mangaminx.bsky.social and the gang here in about 30 minutes.

Come see feats of astounding strength and coordination!

twitch.tv/byrdistheword91
a cat is hanging from a beam in a kitchen with a sign that says one day at a time
Alt: a cat is hanging from a beam in a kitchen with a sign that says one day at a time
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September 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
If you're not reading this story, PLEASE give it a shot! Such a good dive into a divisive character!

#WynonnaEarp #Earpers
September 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
AHHH, OH GOD, IT'S ALIVE! 😱

Title: My Angel
BONUS CHAPTER: D.I.Why me?
Summary: BONUS CHAPTER!

Featuring: Nicole, a paint bucket, and a very rickety stool.

What could go wrong?

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/450838...

@efapodcast.com #WynonnaEarp #Earpers
a woman with red hair is holding a drill in front of a blind
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September 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
#WynonnaEarp characters trying to fold a fitted sheet.
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Doc: (bursting into the room) Wynonna! I require your assistance! I am text-ting with Officer Haught. What does "idk" mean?

Wynonna: I don't know.

Doc: Confound it, nobody knows!

#WynonnaEarp #WynDoc
September 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM