Dykey Cannonball
@byrdistheword91.bsky.social
No personality outside of being queer. Deranged koala on the T. Writer/voice actor for The Purgatory Report. He/They. 18+ only.
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/byrdistheword91/pseuds/byrdistheword91
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/byrdistheword91/pseuds/byrdistheword91
I've learned that today is World Octopus Day AND International Lesbian Day AND #WayHaughtWednesday!
So, why not celebrate by reading a smutty one-shot of the aftermath of the WayHaught "Horny Octopus" fiasco?
archiveofourown.org/works/391616...
Credit to @kareno41286.bsky.social for the request!
So, why not celebrate by reading a smutty one-shot of the aftermath of the WayHaught "Horny Octopus" fiasco?
archiveofourown.org/works/391616...
Credit to @kareno41286.bsky.social for the request!
October 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I've learned that today is World Octopus Day AND International Lesbian Day AND #WayHaughtWednesday!
So, why not celebrate by reading a smutty one-shot of the aftermath of the WayHaught "Horny Octopus" fiasco?
archiveofourown.org/works/391616...
Credit to @kareno41286.bsky.social for the request!
So, why not celebrate by reading a smutty one-shot of the aftermath of the WayHaught "Horny Octopus" fiasco?
archiveofourown.org/works/391616...
Credit to @kareno41286.bsky.social for the request!
Folded all the fitted sheets while everyone was bickering.
Is planning a "folding workshop" for this Saturday. Attendance is mandatory.
Is planning a "folding workshop" for this Saturday. Attendance is mandatory.
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Folded all the fitted sheets while everyone was bickering.
Is planning a "folding workshop" for this Saturday. Attendance is mandatory.
Is planning a "folding workshop" for this Saturday. Attendance is mandatory.
Doesn't do laundry.
Ain't folding shit.
Ain't folding shit.
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Doesn't do laundry.
Ain't folding shit.
Ain't folding shit.
"I know a hack for this!"
The hack is to put the sheet right back on the bed after washing it.
The hack is to put the sheet right back on the bed after washing it.
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"I know a hack for this!"
The hack is to put the sheet right back on the bed after washing it.
The hack is to put the sheet right back on the bed after washing it.
Doesn't own a fitted sheet and doesn't understand the need for one.
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Doesn't own a fitted sheet and doesn't understand the need for one.
Swirls it in a ball and tosses it in the linen closet.
Has lost almost all of his fitted sheets.
Has lost almost all of his fitted sheets.
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Swirls it in a ball and tosses it in the linen closet.
Has lost almost all of his fitted sheets.
Has lost almost all of his fitted sheets.
Folds it perfectly square, every single time.
Learned it in the military.
Does not appreciate your jokes about him being a good "housewife".
Learned it in the military.
Does not appreciate your jokes about him being a good "housewife".
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Folds it perfectly square, every single time.
Learned it in the military.
Does not appreciate your jokes about him being a good "housewife".
Learned it in the military.
Does not appreciate your jokes about him being a good "housewife".
Has watched a BILLION tutorials and still can't get it right, how do these old ladies on YouTube make it look so easy?!
Screw it, I'll just fold it a few times and tuck any edges in, no one cares anyway.
Screw it, I'll just fold it a few times and tuck any edges in, no one cares anyway.
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Has watched a BILLION tutorials and still can't get it right, how do these old ladies on YouTube make it look so easy?!
Screw it, I'll just fold it a few times and tuck any edges in, no one cares anyway.
Screw it, I'll just fold it a few times and tuck any edges in, no one cares anyway.
BTW #Earpers, if you're going to Dollywood on Friday, you can bring a refillable water bottle into the park. There are refill stations and water fountains everywhere, and you can get ice water for free at any of the food spots.
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
September 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
BTW #Earpers, if you're going to Dollywood on Friday, you can bring a refillable water bottle into the park. There are refill stations and water fountains everywhere, and you can get ice water for free at any of the food spots.
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
..........Hope Jesse Ventura's having a good day.
July 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
..........Hope Jesse Ventura's having a good day.
Hi, I'm Jason!
I write #WynonnaEarp smut.
Like. A lot of smut.
Oh, and I write and voice act for The Purgatory Report.
But folks mostly know me for the smut.
#TubiBringUsHome
I write #WynonnaEarp smut.
Like. A lot of smut.
Oh, and I write and voice act for The Purgatory Report.
But folks mostly know me for the smut.
#TubiBringUsHome
July 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hi, I'm Jason!
I write #WynonnaEarp smut.
Like. A lot of smut.
Oh, and I write and voice act for The Purgatory Report.
But folks mostly know me for the smut.
#TubiBringUsHome
I write #WynonnaEarp smut.
Like. A lot of smut.
Oh, and I write and voice act for The Purgatory Report.
But folks mostly know me for the smut.
#TubiBringUsHome
The transformation into "Generic White Dude #45298" continues...
July 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The transformation into "Generic White Dude #45298" continues...
Found a new friend while mowing
May 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Found a new friend while mowing
Learning how to create, edit, and sort lists in Python while listening to #WynonnaEarp #Vengeance. I gotta say, making the lists about things that matter to me makes the learning a lot easier!
April 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Learning how to create, edit, and sort lists in Python while listening to #WynonnaEarp #Vengeance. I gotta say, making the lists about things that matter to me makes the learning a lot easier!
I think this is the most like ✨Jason✨ I've ever looked.
So far.
So far.
April 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I think this is the most like ✨Jason✨ I've ever looked.
So far.
So far.
🚨NSFW🚨
🚨NSFW🚨
🚨NSFW🚨
🚨NSFW🚨
Cannot stress enough, 🚨NSFW🚨!!!
This is one of those things that you write that leaves you going "...just...HOW?! How did you come up with this?!"
I mean, I'm leaving it in the fic.
But I'm gonna judge myself SO HARD for it.
🚨NSFW🚨
🚨NSFW🚨
🚨NSFW🚨
Cannot stress enough, 🚨NSFW🚨!!!
This is one of those things that you write that leaves you going "...just...HOW?! How did you come up with this?!"
I mean, I'm leaving it in the fic.
But I'm gonna judge myself SO HARD for it.
April 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
🚨NSFW🚨
🚨NSFW🚨
🚨NSFW🚨
🚨NSFW🚨
Cannot stress enough, 🚨NSFW🚨!!!
This is one of those things that you write that leaves you going "...just...HOW?! How did you come up with this?!"
I mean, I'm leaving it in the fic.
But I'm gonna judge myself SO HARD for it.
🚨NSFW🚨
🚨NSFW🚨
🚨NSFW🚨
Cannot stress enough, 🚨NSFW🚨!!!
This is one of those things that you write that leaves you going "...just...HOW?! How did you come up with this?!"
I mean, I'm leaving it in the fic.
But I'm gonna judge myself SO HARD for it.
Okay, let's just do the initial setup...and set the subtitle settings....and the sound.....turn voice chat off.....okay!
Now!
LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Now!
LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
February 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Okay, let's just do the initial setup...and set the subtitle settings....and the sound.....turn voice chat off.....okay!
Now!
LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Now!
LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
February 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
For all, like, 3 of the people who wanted it! Not totally NSFW, but gonna put a warning cause it's still explicit.
#WynonnaEarp #WayHaught #ReadMoreFanfic
#WynonnaEarp #WayHaught #ReadMoreFanfic
February 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
For all, like, 3 of the people who wanted it! Not totally NSFW, but gonna put a warning cause it's still explicit.
#WynonnaEarp #WayHaught #ReadMoreFanfic
#WynonnaEarp #WayHaught #ReadMoreFanfic
Officially spayed! No give backs!
January 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Officially spayed! No give backs!
Ready for the big day! Admittedly, not as big of a milestone as top surgery was, but still pretty stoked!
January 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Ready for the big day! Admittedly, not as big of a milestone as top surgery was, but still pretty stoked!
I misread the can on this Reddit ad and thought it said "Trans Magic". I was like "Excuse me, but you can't bottle trans magic, but also FUCK YEAH, GIMME THEM LASER-EYES, BITCH!!!"
January 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I misread the can on this Reddit ad and thought it said "Trans Magic". I was like "Excuse me, but you can't bottle trans magic, but also FUCK YEAH, GIMME THEM LASER-EYES, BITCH!!!"