─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃.
@bygumbo.bsky.social
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@rodentregent.bsky.social .ᐟ
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Reposted by ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃.
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐈𝐅 𝐈 𝐆𝐎 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍
𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑬𝑫 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝗔𝗟𝗟
𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫 ...
ᅠ𝐈𝐅 𝐈 𝐆𝐎 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍
𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑬𝑫 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝗔𝗟𝗟
𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫 ...
July 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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ᅠ𝐈𝐅 𝐈 𝐆𝐎 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍
𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑬𝑫 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝗔𝗟𝗟
𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫 ...
ᅠ𝐈𝐅 𝐈 𝐆𝐎 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍
𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑬𝑫 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝗔𝗟𝗟
𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫 ...
AHHH .ᐟ.ᐟ GIT OFF LEATHERHEAD, YA STUPID KITTY CAT ──
[ Gatsby leaps onto his back at the very last second, hissing 💀]
[ he flips through the bills very quickly, before scurrying away . 💀 ]
October 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
AHHH .ᐟ.ᐟ GIT OFF LEATHERHEAD, YA STUPID KITTY CAT ──
[ he flips through the bills very quickly, before scurrying away . 💀 ]
[ Evelyn withdraws a fancy ahh elegant purse. Inside, she withdraws an even FANCIER wallet and gives him a comically large stack of bills. ]
There you go ! 😊
There you go ! 😊
leatherhead don't know yet . 👺
so, gimme ALL yer money .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
so, gimme ALL yer money .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
October 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
[ he flips through the bills very quickly, before scurrying away . 💀 ]
leatherhead don't know yet . 👺
so, gimme ALL yer money .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
so, gimme ALL yer money .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
[ She blinks before laughing. ]
You wish for money.. ? Why did you not say so sooner -- ! I love giving coin away !
Tell me, is there anything you wish for me to buy for you ?
[ Evelyn.. 💀]
You wish for money.. ? Why did you not say so sooner -- ! I love giving coin away !
Tell me, is there anything you wish for me to buy for you ?
[ Evelyn.. 💀]
give ol' leatherhead yer wallet .ᐟ 👺
[ WHY DO YOU WANT MONEY NOW LMFAO 💀 ]
[ WHY DO YOU WANT MONEY NOW LMFAO 💀 ]
October 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
leatherhead don't know yet . 👺
so, gimme ALL yer money .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
so, gimme ALL yer money .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
give ol' leatherhead yer wallet .ᐟ 👺
[ WHY DO YOU WANT MONEY NOW LMFAO 💀 ]
[ WHY DO YOU WANT MONEY NOW LMFAO 💀 ]
[ HER EYES WIDEN AND SHE SLOWLY BACKS AWAY, HANDS RAISED. 💀]
I .. do not believe we need to come down to this..
I .. do not believe we need to come down to this..
[ pulling a fIamethrower OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
HAHA .ᐟ leatherhead gon' get YOU .ᐟ oh, he gon' get you REAL good .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
HAHA .ᐟ leatherhead gon' get YOU .ᐟ oh, he gon' get you REAL good .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
October 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
give ol' leatherhead yer wallet .ᐟ 👺
[ WHY DO YOU WANT MONEY NOW LMFAO 💀 ]
[ WHY DO YOU WANT MONEY NOW LMFAO 💀 ]
them darn frogs be bullyin' me again 🤬
October 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
them darn frogs be bullyin' me again 🤬
[ pulling a fIamethrower OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
HAHA .ᐟ leatherhead gon' get YOU .ᐟ oh, he gon' get you REAL good .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
HAHA .ᐟ leatherhead gon' get YOU .ᐟ oh, he gon' get you REAL good .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
I am not teeny tiny !!!
[ Evelyn huffs. ]
I am not attempting to, I am merely speaking from my own opinion.
But my goodness, if that is the case, then I shall perish.
[ Evelyn huffs. ]
I am not attempting to, I am merely speaking from my own opinion.
But my goodness, if that is the case, then I shall perish.
teeny tiny .
[ he huffs . ]
you ain't gon' change leatherhead's mind, lil' woman .ᐟ it gonna get HOT, i guarantee .
[ he huffs . ]
you ain't gon' change leatherhead's mind, lil' woman .ᐟ it gonna get HOT, i guarantee .
October 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
[ pulling a fIamethrower OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
HAHA .ᐟ leatherhead gon' get YOU .ᐟ oh, he gon' get you REAL good .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
HAHA .ᐟ leatherhead gon' get YOU .ᐟ oh, he gon' get you REAL good .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
teeny tiny .
[ he huffs . ]
you ain't gon' change leatherhead's mind, lil' woman .ᐟ it gonna get HOT, i guarantee .
[ he huffs . ]
you ain't gon' change leatherhead's mind, lil' woman .ᐟ it gonna get HOT, i guarantee .
I am NOT small ! 😠
[ Evelyn huffs. ]
Perhaps it is not for you, but for me, it is. I do not wish to become a pile of ashes. Again.
[ Evelyn huffs. ]
Perhaps it is not for you, but for me, it is. I do not wish to become a pile of ashes. Again.
[ looking her up and down . ]
you right . you're tiny, not small .
[ 💀 . ]
...
...
... that don't sound like ol' leatherhead problem . 🙂↔️
crank up th' HEAT .ᐟ.ᐟ
you right . you're tiny, not small .
[ 💀 . ]
...
...
... that don't sound like ol' leatherhead problem . 🙂↔️
crank up th' HEAT .ᐟ.ᐟ
October 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
teeny tiny .
[ he huffs . ]
you ain't gon' change leatherhead's mind, lil' woman .ᐟ it gonna get HOT, i guarantee .
[ he huffs . ]
you ain't gon' change leatherhead's mind, lil' woman .ᐟ it gonna get HOT, i guarantee .
[ looking her up and down . ]
you right . you're tiny, not small .
[ 💀 . ]
...
...
... that don't sound like ol' leatherhead problem . 🙂↔️
crank up th' HEAT .ᐟ.ᐟ
you right . you're tiny, not small .
[ 💀 . ]
...
...
... that don't sound like ol' leatherhead problem . 🙂↔️
crank up th' HEAT .ᐟ.ᐟ
... I am NOT small, for your information -- !
and yes, I cannot. I was made for the cold weather, not the heat. I quite literally expl0de if it is too hot !
and yes, I cannot. I was made for the cold weather, not the heat. I quite literally expl0de if it is too hot !
small british lady cannot handle hot .ᐣ cajun hot .ᐣ
leatherhead cannot do th' cold . no, siree .ᐟ 😬
leatherhead cannot do th' cold . no, siree .ᐟ 😬
October 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
[ looking her up and down . ]
you right . you're tiny, not small .
[ 💀 . ]
...
...
... that don't sound like ol' leatherhead problem . 🙂↔️
crank up th' HEAT .ᐟ.ᐟ
you right . you're tiny, not small .
[ 💀 . ]
...
...
... that don't sound like ol' leatherhead problem . 🙂↔️
crank up th' HEAT .ᐟ.ᐟ
small british lady cannot handle hot .ᐣ cajun hot .ᐣ
leatherhead cannot do th' cold . no, siree .ᐟ 😬
leatherhead cannot do th' cold . no, siree .ᐟ 😬
My goodness, no. I would explode !
no, no .ᐟ should be HOTTER . 🙂↔️
October 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
small british lady cannot handle hot .ᐣ cajun hot .ᐣ
leatherhead cannot do th' cold . no, siree .ᐟ 😬
leatherhead cannot do th' cold . no, siree .ᐟ 😬
no, no .ᐟ should be HOTTER . 🙂↔️
October 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
no, no .ᐟ should be HOTTER . 🙂↔️
[ LETTING OUT THE MOST OFFENDED GASP EVER 💀 ]
BY GUMBO .ᐟ.ᐟ you RATS be just as awful as they say, mhmmm .ᐟ
...
[ squint . ]
you ain't even a rat .ᐟ 👺
BY GUMBO .ᐟ.ᐟ you RATS be just as awful as they say, mhmmm .ᐟ
...
[ squint . ]
you ain't even a rat .ᐟ 👺
by the way, crocodiles were always better .
October 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
[ LETTING OUT THE MOST OFFENDED GASP EVER 💀 ]
BY GUMBO .ᐟ.ᐟ you RATS be just as awful as they say, mhmmm .ᐟ
...
[ squint . ]
you ain't even a rat .ᐟ 👺
BY GUMBO .ᐟ.ᐟ you RATS be just as awful as they say, mhmmm .ᐟ
...
[ squint . ]
you ain't even a rat .ᐟ 👺
[ SIDE EYE . CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES 💀 ]
that fucking floridian gator that i hate
October 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
[ SIDE EYE . CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES 💀 ]
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝓝𝐎𝐖 𝐈 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝑴𝑬 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄
𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄 ... ──
ᅠ𝓝𝐎𝐖 𝐈 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝑴𝑬 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄
𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄 ... ──
October 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝓝𝐎𝐖 𝐈 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝑴𝑬 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄
𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄 ... ──
ᅠ𝓝𝐎𝐖 𝐈 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝑴𝑬 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄
𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄 ... ──
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ「 * 𝘾𝘼𝙅𝙐𝙉 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙔𝙇𝙀 」 .ᐟ
ᅠ「 * 𝘾𝘼𝙅𝙐𝙉 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙔𝙇𝙀 」 .ᐟ
October 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ「 * 𝘾𝘼𝙅𝙐𝙉 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙔𝙇𝙀 」 .ᐟ
ᅠ「 * 𝘾𝘼𝙅𝙐𝙉 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙔𝙇𝙀 」 .ᐟ